Align Jokes

Following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit jokes. They include Align puns, dirty or clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best jokes about Align

A physicist walks into a bar...

and orders two drinks, having one for himself and leaving the other one untouched at the stool beside him. The next day, the bartender notices that he does it again, and the day after, he does it a third time. When he does it a fourth time, the bartender finally asks him "why do you keep ordering two drinks but only having one?". In response, the physicist says "according to the laws of physics, there is a statistical chance that billions of atoms could align perfectly and form a beautiful woman sitting on the stool". The bartender then asks "why don't you just ask a woman to have a drink with you and see if she says yes?", to which the physicist replies "well what's the chance that that's actually going to happen?"

They say when a Japanese girl is really turned on...

The pixels will align.

What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

Mohawk haircut was invented ...

by a barber who just wanted to align some sideburns

Dad says he's practicing Tai Chi to learn how to align his 'Chi's

Now, he says, he just needs to learn how to align his crackers, and he'll be able to make a perfect party platter.


Can you appoint a point?

No, but you can align a line

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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