Align Jokes

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I used to think that crystal girls where s**....

All their talk about how crystals would "align their chakras and give them powers" made me think they were dumb.
How could a rock give them powers?
But then I tried crack.

They say when a Japanese girl is really turned on...

The pixels will align.

What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

Mohawk haircut was invented ...

by a barber who just wanted to align some sideburns

Can you appoint a point?

No, but you can align a line

Dad says he's practicing Tai Chi to learn how to align his 'Chi's

Now, he says, he just needs to learn how to align his crackers, and he'll be able to make a perfect party platter.

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