Aligator Jokes
4 aligator jokes and hilarious aligator puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about aligator that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?
Because it was two years old
The easiest way to distinguish between an aligator and a crocodile
Is to know whether it will see you later or in a while.
What do you call an Aligator that makes sandwiches?
A deligator.
A man walks into a bar with a pet Aligator
So a man walks into a bar with his pet alligator and the bartender says "woah there buddy we don't allow dangerous murdering animals in here" and the guy responds "no, no it's totally tame I'll prove it" and then tells it "open", it opens it mouth and he sets his package in it. After a few minutes he puts it back in his pants and says "see, perfectly tame. Now would anyone else like to try?
Guy at the end of the bar says "yeah, but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long"
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