Aligator Jokes

These are 4 aligator jokes and hilarious aligator puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about aligator that are good jokes for kids and friends.

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What is a good aligator joke to make people laugh ? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

The easiest way to distinguish between an aligator and a crocodile

Is to know whether it will see you later or in a while.

What do you call an Aligator that makes sandwiches?

A deligator.

A man walks into a bar with a pet Aligator

So a man walks into a bar with his pet alligator and the bartender says "woah there buddy we don't allow dangerous murdering animals in here" and the guy responds "no, no it's totally tame I'll prove it" and then tells it "open", it opens it mouth and he sets his package in it. After a few minutes he puts it back in his pants and says "see, perfectly tame. Now would anyone else like to try?
Guy at the end of the bar says "yeah, but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long"

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these aligator jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of aligator puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !