aliens Jokes

funny jokes and hilarious aliens puns

If America is storming Area 51 then the Europeans can storm the Vatican

We'll take the aliens, you get the predators

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Why haven't Aliens visited our Solar System yet? ...

They looked at the reviews...
Only 1 star.

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Why haven't aliens visited our solar system?

They looked at the reviews and we only have one star.

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Trump's wall will cost 21.6 billion, Nasa's budget is only 19 billion

Probably because Mexico has more aliens

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Two aliens are flying near earth

The first one says, "The dominant life form here have developed satellite based nuclear weapons."

The second one says, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"

The first one says, "I don't think so, they have it aimed at themselves."

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A guy walks into a Muslim bookstore wearing a Make America Great Again hat...

As he was wandering around taking a look, the clerk asked if he could help the man find anything.
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Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. immigration policy regarding Muslims and illegal aliens?
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The clerk said, Kiss my assโ€ฆ get outโ€ฆ and stay out!
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The man said, Yes, that's the one.ย  Do you have it in paperback?

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Why don't aliens visit our solar system?

Terrible ratings. One star.

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In space, two aliens are talking to each other

The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the Earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."

The second alien asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"

The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have aimed at themselves"

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In space, two aliens are talking to each other very closely

The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the Earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."

The second alien asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"

The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have aimed at themselves"

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Just been chatting to my neighbour's teenage daughter and it turns out she's really into UFOs and aliens.

Which is cool because tomorrow she's getting abducted.

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So aliens from Mars comes down to Earth...

...And they're friendly! The leaders of the world and the aliens plan a huge televised event where the leaders can ask questions on whatever they want.

During this event, the pope is up to talk to the aliens.

"I know this question may sound odd to you gentlemen," the pope starts to ask, "but I was wondering if you and your kind knew about Jesus Christ?"

"Jesus Christ?!?" the alien leader exclaims, "how do we not! He swings by our planet every two years or so. Awesome guy!"

Now this obviously starts a huge debate within the UN, as this information now has implications to everything they knew. The pope, however, is not exactly a happy person as his brain is on other information.

"EVERY TWO YEARS OR SO?!?" The pope exclaims, "We've still been waiting for his SECOND coming!"

Trying to calm down the pope, the aliens say "Well maybe he didn't like your chocolate."

The pope, upon hearing this news, takes a few moments to calm down. When he finally regains his composure, he states calmly, "Forgive me, but what does chocolate have anything to do with this?"

The aliens respond, "Well when he was on our planet, we would give him huge boxes of chocolates. Why, what did you guys do when he was here?"

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Intelligent life?

In space, two aliens are talking to each other.

The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the Earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."

The second alien asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"

The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have them aimed at themselves."

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A man and his wife were laying in bed when aliens abducted them...

A man and his wife were laying in bed when aliens abducted them. Upon arriving on the alien ship, they were greeted by a male alien and a female alien.

"Do not fear humans, we come with a proposition for you. My wife and I have decided that we would like to have sex with humans, to see what it is like."

So after talking it over for a bit, the man and his wife agreed and were taken into separate rooms. The male alien goes on to tell the wife, "You are in full control here. If you want me to go faster, just push or pull my ears. If you want my dick to get bigger, tap me on the head."

It was the most exhilarating sexual experience the wife ever had, getting exactly what she wanted. After they were done the alien sent the wife down to her house where her husband was waiting.

"How was your experience babe?" she asks.

"It was going great, until that bitch grabbed my ears and started punching me in the head."

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When the US went to the moon....

...they planted the American Flag. After all these years the radiation from the Sun will have bleached it completely white, so now if Aliens find it they are going to think the French were there first.

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Female aliens are invading earth and kidnapping men with large cocks.

You're in no danger. I'm just writing you to say goodbye.

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Christian Aliens

A race of aliens visits earth one day; they come in peace and surprisingly, they speak English. Obviously all of the heads of government and religious leaders want to speak to the aliens so they set up a meeting with our new visitors. When it's the pope's turn, he asks: **"Do you know about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?"**. **"You mean J.C?"**, responds the alien **"yeah we know him he's the greatest isn't he? He swings by every year to make sure that we are doing ok"**. Surprised, the pope follows up with **"He visits every year?! It's been over 2 millenia and we're still waiting for his SECOND coming!"**. The alien sees that the pope has become irate at this fact and starts trying to rationalize **"maybe he likes our chocolate better than yours?"**. The pope retorts **"Chocolates? What are you talking about? What does that have to do with anything?"**. The alien says **"Yea, when he FIRST visited our planet we gave him a huge box of chocolates. Why? What did you guys do?"**

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A UFO landed in the Vatican and the friendly Aliens where greeted by the pope

Pope: What a great honour having the first sign of foreign life in the Univers visiting my humble home. Now, let me tell you about our saviour and king in heaven, Jesus Christ, who saved us all and currently we await his return to us.

Alien Leader: Jesus Christ you say? Long hair, beard, always in white clothes and is in his mid-thirties? Sure we know this guy.. great guy! Whenever he visits us he cure our sick, turn some water into wine (great laugh!), show us his walking-on-water-trick and then we throw a great party and serve him pancakes. He pops up every 2 years or so. Anyway, what did you guys do?

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Out in space, 2 aliens are talking to eachother...

The first alien says, *"The dominant life forms on the Earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."*

The second alien asks, *"Are they an emerging intelligence?"*

The first alien responds, *"Hmm...I don't think so, they have aimed at themselves"*

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Why haven't we found aliens yet ?

because they are searching for intelligent life too.

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What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

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So aliens flew by our planet recently and one asked the other...

Alien 1 How advanced is that civilization?

Alien 2 They have discovered nuclear technology.

Alien 1 Oh boy... That's pretty intelligent. We better keep our distance then from their missles.

Alien 2 Nah, they're not that smart yet. They have em pointed at themselves.

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If aliens really landed in America

"Take me to your leader"

"... you sure?"

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A married couple find 2 aliens in a field.

A married couple find a male and a female alien in a field and decide to have sex with them to see what its like. After about a half an hour of sex, the two humans meet up to talk about what it was like. The wife tells the husband "It was the greatest sex I have ever had! When I pulled on his right ear, his penis would get bigger! When I pulled on his left ear it would get smaller!" The man replies with: "That sounds wonderful! My sex was horrible. She kept tugging on my right ear the whole time."

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why have aliens never visited our solar system?

because they saw the reviews only had 1 star

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How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

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President Trump! What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

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The aliens!

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached the gas pumps and one of them said to it " Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader".
The gas pump of course did not respond. The alien repeated the greeting and there was still no response. Annoyed by what he perceived as the gas pump's haughty attitude the alien drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings Earthling, we come in peace. How dare you ignore us this way? Take us to your leader or I will fire."

The other alien shouted to his companion, "No, you must not anger him....", but before he could finish his warning the first alien fired. There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert where they landed in a heap.
When they finally regained consciousness the one who fired turned to the other one and said "What a ferocious creature. It nearly killed us. How did you know it was so dangerous?"

The other alien answered, "If there is one thing I have learned in my travel around the galaxy it's if a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick in his own ear, you don`t screw around with him."

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Two Aliens meet at a Bar in Deep Space

Two Aliens meet in a bar in deep space.

**First Alien:** On my way here I passed a beautiful blue world, 2/3 covered by water, The dominant race have discovered Satellite technology and Harnessed the power of nuclear weapons for defense.

**Second Alien:** Interesting, so it looks like we have an emerging intelligence in the Galaxy.

**First Alien:** That is what i thought but then I realized they pointed them at themselves.

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Why does Trump want a space force?

To stop illegal aliens.

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Just been chatting to my neighbor's teenage daughter

It turns out she's really into aliens and UFOs

Which is cool because tommorow she's getting abducted

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I hope aliens don't land in the USA and say "take me to your leader"

How embarrassing would that be

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Why do aliens avoid having sex in public?

They prefer to come in peace

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Trump has just been debriefed about the aliens in area 51

he wants them deported immediately

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Why haven't we found aliens yet?

Because they are searching for intelligent life too.

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Why do aliens have 3 balls?

It's an an extra terrestrical.

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What do aliens use for currency?

Starbucks!

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I was walking through the mall and I saw a Muslim bookstore.

I was curious to what was actually in a Muslim bookstore so I went in.

As I walked around I saw the salesman give me the stink eye, but asked if he could help me.

I knew I probably wasn't his usual clientele, so I asked "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration policy regarding Muslims and illegal aliens?"

He replied "Kiss my ass! Get out and stay out!"

I said, "Yes that's the one!! Do you have it in paperback?"

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Two aliens are speaking with each other in outer space, inspecting Earth

The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons".

The second alien looks at the first and inquires, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"

The first alien replies, "I don't think so, they have them aimed at themselves.

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What did the aliens masturbating in the fridge say?

We cum in peas

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Interviewer: Name one of your accomplishments

Applicant:Well I discovered aliens, outside my house and managed to learn their language.
Interviewer:That seems rather complicated...
Applicant:Well Spanish isn't hard to learn sir.

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Aliens and Humans

"Alien: why should I not blow up this planet?

Human: we are an advanced species

A: how do you travel?

H: we light old dinosaurs on fire"

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What do you get when you buy 3 aliens but they give you 5?

Extra terrestrials.

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What is an aliens favorite keyboard key

The space key

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What Do Donald Trump and Lex Luthor Have in Common?

They hate illegal aliens

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Why don't aliens visit the solar system

They look at the reviews and see it only has 1 star

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How can you get aliens to destroy their own kind?

split them into groups and teach them different religions.

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Did you know that the number of legs in the air of a horse statue indicate how its rider died?

If there are no legs in the air, the rider survived the war.
If there is one leg in the air, the rider was mortally wounded and died after a battle.
If there are two legs in the air, the rider was killed in battle.
If there are three legs in the air, the rider died in a tragic circus accident.
If there are four legs in the air, the rider was abducted by aliens and died in space.

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In light of the Pope allowing aliens into the catholic church...aliens make contact with humanity

upon hearing the news, the Pope arranges to meet with the leader of the aliens.

Once the two are seated and have enjoyed a short bit of pleasant conversation, the Pope asks the alien leader, "tell me, have you heard of Jesus?"

The alien leader looks at the pope before smiling in realization, "you mean Jesus of Nazareth?" he exclaims, continuing before the pope can reply, "oh, we know about him! He comes to our world every few months, and he's always so friendly!"

The Pope's mouth drops in shock "but...how? Jesus hasn't returned to us for over 2000 years!"

The alien leader frowns and thinks for a moment. "well", he finally says, "every time Jesus comes to our world, we give him a box of chocolates. What did you give him the last time he came here?"

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Pull on my ears!

I heard this one years ago...

A couple was driving down the road when a spaceship landed in front of their car. Two aliens got out, they said, "We're a Martian couple, we came down here to have sex with Earthlings and see what that's like. Do you want to have sex with us?" The couple looked at each other and figured, what the hell, when are we going to have this chance again, so they agreed.

So, the female alien went off with the male earthling, and the female earthling and the male alien went off to do their thing. Things were getting hot and heavy between them when the male martian took off his pants and said to the woman, "Well, what do you think?" She said, "Well, to be honest, it's smaller than what I'm used to, but I guess it's ok."

The martian said, "No, no, that's not all. You see, you pull on my left ear to make it bigger. And you pull on my right ear to make it wider. That way it grows to exactly the size you like." The woman said, "oh wow," pulled on his ears, and they had great sex.

Later on, she met back up with her boyfriend and she said, "Well, how was it for you?" He replied, "I guess it would have been ok, but it was hard to concentrate because she just kept on tugging on my ears!"

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A couple of Aliens land in the middle of Jerusalem and see all the worshippers...

One looks to the other and says "See, they still believe your bullshit, pay up!"

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Two Aliens

2 aliens are talking in outer space, looking down on Earth.

"It seems the inhabitants of planet Earth have created nuclear technology and missiles" says one alien

"are they showing signs of intelligence?" asks the other

"I dont think so. They seem to be aiming at themselves"๏ปฟ

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Two aliens are talking aboard their ship

Alien 1: Did the humans get our message?

Alien 2: Yes, but they named it dubstep and are dancing to it

Alien 1: Idiots

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Two guys meet at a bar.

"So what do you do?"

"I hunt and kill aliens"

"What is this, Men in Black? Seriously, what do you do for a living?"

"Tell me, have you ever met an alien?"

"No"

"You're fucking welcome"

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A couple was walking down the street when an alien spaceship landed in front of them...

An alien couple exited the spaceship and said, ''Hello, earthlings, we come in peace and we want you to tell us all about your planet.''

They talked for hours, until they came to the subject of sex. The humans told the aliens how humans have sex and the aliens were in shock! It sounded very similar to the way the aliens did it so, in the interest of intergalactic friendship and exploration, they decided to trade partners for the night.

When the woman saw the alien man undress, she immediately laughed. The alien looked down and said, ''Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot.'' And he hit his head twice and it grew to epic proportions. The woman had the greatest sex of her life.

The next morning the man asked the woman, ''How was it?''

The woman replied, ''Great! You?''

The man said, ''It sucked. For some reason the alien woman kept hitting me on the head, screaming, 'It's broken! It's broken!'''

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Why don't aliens visit our Solar System?

Because of the terrible ratings. It only has one star.

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What's the difference between illegal aliens and space aliens?

Occasionally, space aliens will go back to where they came from.

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What if dinosaur bones were only found on Earth...

Because aliens used this planet as a pet cemetery?

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Two aliens sitting in a bar...

The first looks at the second and says "bleep loop do dooee day baaarrggg"

The second looks ask at the first a d says "shut up frank, you're drunk"

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Two aliens emerge from their spaceship that has crashed in the Arizona desert. They see an

abandoned gas station in the distance. Cautiously approaching the old gas pumps, they determine the pumps must be intelligent life. One alien speaks to the pumps, "Take us to your leader." The numbers on the gas pumps stare back quietly. The same alien speaks more forcefully to the dusty pumps. "Take us to your leader!" A tumbleweed blows across the pavement in front of the still silent pumps. The alien points his laser pistol at the pumps. His companion is clearly opposed to his aggression. Waving the pistol, the alien shouts, TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER OR FACE CERTAIN DEATH FROM MY SHINY LASER PISTOL!" The pumps' continued silence infuriates the alien and he fires. BLAM! KABOOM! The two aliens are thrown hundreds of feet through the air by the explosion of the old gas pumps. They land in the sand by a barrel cactus. The shooter looks at his companion with a puzzled expression. The wiser alien looks at him and says, "In all my millions of light years traveled I have learned one thing. Never, ever mess with any creature who can wrap their dick around themselves and stick it in their ear."

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Two thristy aliens landed on my keyboard

They were looking for the space bar

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2 aliens go to a gas station

Alien 1 says to a gas pump "TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER"
Alien 2 warns the other alien "hey watch out dude he seems like a badass"
Alien 1 says "NONSENSE, TAKE ME YOUR LEADER NOW OR DIE"
Alien 1 then shoots the gas pump and there is a huge explosion knocking them both down
Alien 1 asks "how did you know he was a badass?"
Alien 2 says "anyone that can wrap their dick around them 3 times and call themself Ethel MUST be a badass"

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Where do aliens go fishing?

In the galax-sea

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Hello! Police! I was kidnapped by aliens!

"Sir! Are you drunk?"

"Yes, but it's coincidence."

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How do you know if you've been visited by aliens from Uranus?

Crap circles

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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"Aliens vs Predator" is a good title for a movie...

... about the current situation of USA Immigration.

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Why do aliens prefer to Masturbate?

So they can cum in peace.

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The real reason aliens won't visit our solar system

We have the worst ratings, only one star โ˜€๏ธ

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I wasn't sure about having sex with aliens

Butt fuck 'et

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Aliens suckered humans into making mass temples

It was the first pyramid scheme

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What did the horny aliens say when they invaded a planet of vegetables?

"We cum in peas!"

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"We have smaller, secret pants that we wear under our normal pants..."

Me explaining underwear to aliens.

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So I heard today...

Trump's wall budget is 3 Billion more than NASA's budget for the year...apparently NASA doesn't deal with as many aliens as trump does.

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Why are aliens green?

Because of the lawn clippings!

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These 3 Newfies are out fishing in the Atlantic....

...singing *row row row your boat* when a flying saucer appears and the aliens decide to try an experiment. They fire a beam into the boat that instantly removes a quarter of the Newfie's brains. The Newfies continue fishing and singing *row row row your boat.*

The aliens decide to intensify the beam so it removes half of the Newfies' brains. They zap them with the beam and they continue fishing and singing *row row row your boat.*

The aliens are amazed that their test subjects are still fishing and singing with half their brains removed. They decide to turn it up a notch and remove the whole brains.

They fire the beam and the Newfies still continue to fish but now they start singing *frere jacques frere jacques.*

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Aliens visit, and their first question is: "what's changed in the last 3000 years?"

Aliens: "what's changed in the last 3000 years?"

Humans: "well, we were worshipping cats, drinking beer, and smoking weed... and then we made it to developing technology that can destroy this entire planet, and pretty soon we'll have unlimited energy from that tech."

Aliens: "Impressive. Good thing you stopped worshipping cats, drinking beer, and smoking weed."

Humans:

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Why is there a broken phonograph in the Baseball Hall of Fame?

Because it was a record player.


I'm tired and rebuilding a Victrola. If this is a repost, then good, all the ancient aliens people can suck it with their "evidence". Sometimes multiple people just get the same idea for fuckall reason.

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Gorillas see us how we see aliens, skinnier, smarter, less hair

Or you might call them Asians

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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 13 million illegal aliens?

Juan by Juan

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Why did aliens vote for Bernie Sanders?

Universal Healthcare

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Three aliens

Three aliens, Bu; Chu and Fu, are sent to Earth to document local civilization. They land in America, and use advanced technology to make themselves look human. After they collected some data (including large percentage of English language), Bu said to the others: "Maybe we should change our names to fit in. Then we can observe much better." The other two agree. "Iยดll be Buck" said Bu.
"I think Iยดll be Chuck" said Chu. Fu decided to leave the rest of the mission to those two and returned to his home planet.

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What's the number one social media platform preferred by aliens?

Spacebook

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What kind of currency do aliens use in space?

Starbucks

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.

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How come aliens haven't checked out earth?

They couldn't get past Uranus.

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Aliens do exist!

They're illegal in America. It's a law.

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Two aliens sit in a bar...

One alien tells the other "toodleoop-poodledoop-teedledoop?".
Other alien says "Go home, you're drunk".

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When aliens don't understand 9/11 comedy...

We should say:

'Its fine. It was an inside-joke.'

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If aliens had 3 balls....

They'd be called extratesticals

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I was abducted by aliens last night

I tried to communicate, but I didn't know Spanish

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If you've been kidnapped by immigrants

You've been abducted by aliens

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Tourists in Texas

Two tourists from London are visiting Houston, Texas. A couple teenagers come across them and make fun of them for being aliens and their accents. The tourists laugh it off and one of them says jokingly Take me to your leader, and the other tourist punches him and says You ignorant fuck we're in America you have to say Take me to your gallon!

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Ever wondered why only morons report being abducted by Aliens?

Because the Aliens don't keep the stupid ones.

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Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

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What do you call a few Mexicans on the moon?

Legal aliens

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What do aliens do on a regular basis?

Space X

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I have been abducted by aliens searching for people with Alzheimer's.

When I woke up, the first thing they asked me was which date is today. I'm afraid "how did I get here" was not a good answer.

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What do you call a Marshmallow eaten by Aliens?

A Mars-mallow

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So my buddy is this crazy conspiracy theory type...

The other day, he was trying to convince me that coneheaded aliens actually exist.

I admit, I was skeptical at first. But then I saw his point.

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The starship Enterprise encountered an alien race...

Kirk asks "What is your method of reproduction?"
A pair of aliens, happy to oblige, touched their antennae together, and soon a bud formed on the side of one. It slowly grew into a small replica of the alien, then fell off and started running around the room.
The aliens ask "How do you reproduce?", so Kirk grabs Uhura and proceeds to demonstrate.
"Where's the baby?" the aliens ask. Kirk replies, "Well, with any luck, it'll be along in about nine months or so."
"Nine months!" the alien exclaims. "If it takes nine months, why were you in such a hurry at the end?"

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Star ratings!

Maybe aliens haven't visited our solar system yet because we only have one star.

They probably prefer going to systems with a 4-5 star rating.

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Pretty sure aliens don't exist and there's no area 51...

If they did, Trump would have tweeted about it by now.

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Trump's first tweet on his first day as president.

Just visited Area 51. Aliens are real! Government has been lying for too long. Very bad!

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If aliens arrived from planet Ikea...

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Top 3 unsolved cases

1 : Area 51 Aliens

2 : YT Recommendations

3 : A Wife's mind

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When a fish get caught by humans

Do other fishes think that he was abducted by aliens ?

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What do you call a white supremacist who fights aliens at night?

A white power ranger

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America currently has ice throwing aliens!

Out of the country.

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Trump plan to alleviate world hunger and illegal immigration . . .

. . . he's going to round up all illegal aliens and issue them Soylent Green cards

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Yo mama so fat

Aliens thought she was our Dyson Sphere

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When the aliens started abducting cows, that's when I knew.

That what we had was a one time thing.

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What is the similarity between poop and aliens?

They both live on Uranus

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Stonehenge whats the big deal

I dont understand why everyone travels miles to see stonehenge. So what it was made by aliens, so was my drive way

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My backyard is 7.14142843 x 7.14142843m in size and frequented by aliens.

I guess that they like area 51.

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What do you call a porno with aliens in it?

A science friction movie.

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Title of a documentary on Trump's campaign?

Predator vs Aliens.

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Where do aliens get their milk?

Utter-Space

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Trump probably hates Prometheus.

The Engineers are aliens there too

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What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens? source: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/barackobamajokes.html

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*puff puff* where do aliens get their food?

*puff puff*

The grocery star

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What do aliens do when they're tired?

Sleep.

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Republicans have decided to support DACA!

Deport All Criminal Aliens

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Why haven't aliens found us yet?

They are also looking for intelligent life.

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I was abducted by aliens

We almost got to the border

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What do you call aliens without eyes?

Asians

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Aliens came to our solar system.

They gave it a one star review :/

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If space aliens landed in the U.S. today they would say

Take us to your leader

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Why did Donald Trump assemble a Men in Black team?

Because the Men in Black remove aliens.

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I like The Teletubbies..

It's my favourite TV show about four chubby aliens that live on a giant miniature golf course.

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Apparently NASA once claimed they sent out a message to aliens describing molecules for medications, but actually describes molecules for sugars;

They called it an "Areplacibo message"

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I got kidnapped by aliens the other day...

good thing I speak mexican

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I've realized that playing golf is a lot like hunting for aliens...

I'm just trying to make first contact.

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Why do aliens travel this far to mutilate cattle?

They're lactose intolerant.

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Guess who's the central character in the next Aliens movie ...

Ripley, believe it or not!

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What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens?

Undocumented Democrats.

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Aliens don't exist.

Even if they do, they'd cringe to death after browsing our dank memes.

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Why do aliens in UFOs come to Earth just to probe people?

It is cheaper than flying all the way to Uranus.

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Stop thinking that aliens are green!

I mean seriously, I saw a few brown skinned Mexicans...

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What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

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Why are aliens bad at high-fives?

Because they always klingon!

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I hope Aliens visit us soon.

Worldwide slavery=racial equality :)

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Where do dumb aliens go?

Area 52

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What do Donald Trump and a conspiracy theorist have alike?

They're both obsessed with aliens.

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Why haven't aliens come to the milky way

The saw the reviews... *1 star*

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Why haven't Aliens visited our Solar System yet?

They looked at the reviews... Only 1 star.

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Aliens 100 light years away watching earth by telescope.

*Germany is gonna surrender*

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Wanna hear something ironic?

Aliens abduct a fisherman

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Why haven't aliens visited Earth yet?

They read the reviews, we only have one star.

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What are the best Aliens puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Aliens? Well, here are the best jokes about Aliens to have fun with.

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