Alien Vs Predator Jokes

Funniest Alien Vs Predator Short Jokes

Short alien vs predator jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The alien vs predator humour may include short predator movie jokes also.

1. How do you advertise a boxing match between a Hispanic construction worker, and a Catholic priest. Alien vs predator
2. I was never allowed to see Alien vs. Predator as a kid The closest I got was watching my uncle rant about immigrants.
3. In the late '80s, NBC's most popular sitcom was the Cosby Show, with ALF not far behind. Knowing what we know now, I guess you could call their weekly ratings battle Alien vs. Predator.
4. "Aliens vs Predator" is a good title for a movie... ... about the current situation of USA Immigration.
5. I got a bootleg copy of "Alien vs Predator" It was just some Mexican guy fighting a priest!
6. You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
   Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.

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Alien Vs Predator One Liners

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1. What do you call a Mexican fighting a Priest? (slightly offensive) alien vs. Predator
2. What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle? Alien vs Predator.
3. I saw a Mexican fighting Jared Fogel I finally saw Alien vs Predator
4. What do you call it when R Kelly and 21 Savage fight? Alien vs. Predator
5. what do you call Mark Zuckerberg fighting a crocodile? Alien VS Predator!
6. What do you call a rap battle between 21 savage and Six-Nine? Alien vs predator
7. What do you call it when Bill Cosby attacks an immigrant? Alien vs. Predator
8. What do you call a Mexican in Washington D.C.? Alien vs. Predator
9. What do you call an i**... Italian immigrant? an imPASTA!
10. I filmed an i**... fighting a registered s**... offender I named it Alien vs Predator
11. If an i**... immigrant was attacking a priest Would that make it Alien vs. Predator?
12. What do you call a Canadian and a p**... fighting? Alien vs Predator

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