Alien Vs Predator Jokes

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  1. How do you advertise a boxing match between a Hispanic construction worker, and a Catholic priest. Alien vs predator
  2. I was never allowed to see Alien vs. Predator as a kid The closest I got was watching my uncle rant about immigrants.
  3. In the late '80s, NBC's most popular sitcom was the Cosby Show, with ALF not far behind. Knowing what we know now, I guess you could call their weekly ratings battle Alien vs. Predator.
  4. "Aliens vs Predator" is a good title for a movie... ... about the current situation of USA Immigration.
  5. I got a bootleg copy of "Alien vs Predator" It was just some Mexican guy fighting a priest!
  6. You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
    Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
  7. We should have a TV show where i**... immigrants hunt down s**... offenders for a chance at citizenship We can call it "alien vs Predator"
  8. What do you call an i**... Italian immigrant? an imPASTA!
  9. I heard there's a new movie coming out where an i**... immigrant turns vigilante and battles a child m**...... They're calling it Alien vs Predator.
  10. I hear they made a movie about an i**... immigrant who beats up a child abuser. Alien vs Predator

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  1. What do you call a Mexican fighting a Priest? (slightly offensive) Alien vs. Predator
  2. What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle? Alien vs Predator.
  3. What do you call a boxing match between a Mexican and a priest? Alien vs. Predator
  4. If Bill Cosby rapes an immigrant... Is it Alien Vs Predator?
  5. I saw a Mexican fighting Jared Fogel I finally saw Alien vs Predator
  6. What do you call it when R Kelly and 21 Savage fight? Alien vs. Predator
  7. what do you call Mark Zuckerberg fighting a crocodile? Alien VS Predator!
  8. What do you call a rap battle between 21 savage and Six-Nine? Alien vs predator
  9. What do you call it when Bill Cosby attacks an immigrant? Alien vs. Predator
  10. What do you call a Mexican in Washington D.C.? Alien vs. Predator
  11. What do you call an i**... immigrant and a catholic priest fighting? Alien VS Predator
  12. What do you call it if an i**... immigrant fights a s**... offender? Alien vs. Predator
  13. An i**... immigrant and a s**... offender get into a fight It was Alien vs. Predator
  14. What do you call a fight between a foreigner and a p**...? Alien vs predator
  15. What do you call a ilegal immigrant fighting a child m**...? Alien vs Predator

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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

What do you call a Canadian and a p**... fighting?

Alien vs Predator

If an i**... immigrant and p**... have a fight

Does that make it Alien vs Predator?

If a mexican kid jumps the border and a child m**... rapes them...

Would it be Alien vs Predator?

If they made a movie about a p**... fighting an immigrant

Would it be called Alien vs Predator?

If an i**... immigrant was attacking a priest

Would that make it Alien vs. Predator?

What do you call it when a Mexican gets into a fight with a child m**...?

Alien vs Predator!

If any i**... immigrant fought off a child m**..., would it be Alien VS Predator?

i**... immigrant vs. Child m**...

If and i**... immigrant fought a child m**..., would it be considered alien vs. predator?

Netflix is releasing a documentary of a court case between Elián Gonzál**... and Michael Jackson

They're calling it Alien vs Predator.

I filmed an i**... fighting a registered s**... offender

I named it Alien vs Predator

An i**... immigrant and a p**... got into a brawl....

In other words, it was alien vs predator

So mark zuckerberg and The Pope walk into a bar...

They sit down when suddenly Mark spills his drink on The Popes' robes. They get into a fight. A film crew recorded them duking it out and made a film out of it...
Alien vs Predator

Have you heard about the movie where an i**... immigrant hunts down a priest to get vengence?

It's called Alien vs. Predator

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