Alien Sex Jokes

Following is our collection of foreigners humor and unbearably one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Alien Sex puns for adults, dirty foreign jokes or clean bedroom gags for kids.

There is an abundance of foreigner jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 12 funniest jokes on alien sex. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any woman witze you can hear about alien sex.

The Best jokes about Alien Sex

What do you call it if an illegal immigrant fights a sex offender?

Alien vs. Predator

Why do aliens avoid having sex in public?

They prefer to come in peace

An illegal immigrant and a sex offender get into a fight

It was Alien vs. Predator

A couple was walking down the street when an alien spaceship landed in front of them...

An alien couple exited the spaceship and said, ''Hello, earthlings, we come in peace and we want you to tell us all about your planet.''

They talked for hours, until they came to the subject of sex. The humans told the aliens how humans have sex and the aliens were in shock! It sounded very similar to the way the aliens did it so, in the interest of intergalactic friendship and exploration, they decided to trade partners for the night.

When the woman saw the alien man undress, she immediately laughed. The alien looked down and said, ''Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot.'' And he hit his head twice and it grew to epic proportions. The woman had the greatest sex of her life.

The next morning the man asked the woman, ''How was it?''

The woman replied, ''Great! You?''

The man said, ''It sucked. For some reason the alien woman kept hitting me on the head, screaming, 'It's broken! It's broken!'''

The UFO landed in the trailer park...

...in front of Mr. and Mrs. Willfart, relaxing in their lawn chairs. They all started talking about their cultural differences etc. until they came to sex. Offering to swap "wives", the woman was lead off by the male alien. After starting, the alien asked "Is it good?". Mrs. Willfart replies "I wish it was just a bit longer". The alien says "Just tug on my right ear until it's as long as you like". She does so, and miraculously, his shlong grows to 8 inches. He then asks if it's satisfactory. "Can you make it thicker?" she asks timidly. The alien says "Just tug on my left ear, it'll get as thick as you like". She does so, and she's in heaven. After the aliens leave, Mr. Willfart asks his wife "How did you like the alien sex?". "It was fantastic!", she replied. "How did you like the sex with the alien woman?". He looked downcast, and said "It was OK, I guess, but she kept trying to rip my ears off!".


Would you have sex with an alien?

Sorry if that's a probing question.

I filmed an illegal fighting a registered sex offender

I named it Alien vs Predator

Did you hear about the alien that works as a phone sex operator?

ET phone moan

Recently my gf cheated on me with a space alien

She said the sex was out of this world

An alien walks into a bar and sits next to a drunk guy and begins poking him in the shoulder.


The drunk guy just ignores him.
After a wile the guy turns to the alien and begins looking him up and down.
He notices that the alien has no genitalia.
He then asks "You guys have no genitalia, how do you guy have sex?"
The alien, still poking him in the arm, just smiles!

Have you ever had sex with an alien?

It's out of this world.


A married couple was walking down the street when an alien spacecraft landed in front of them.


A married alien couple walked out and said, "Hello, earthlings, we come in peace. We are scientists from the planet GRUDO-X and we want you to tell us all about your planet."
So they talked for hours, until they came to the subject of sex.
The humans told the aliens how humans have sex and the aliens were in shock!
It was very similar to the way the aliens did it.
The men in the group decided to have a little experiment with switching wives for a night.
When the human woman saw the alien man undress, she immediately laughed at his "thing."
The alien looked down and said, "Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot."
And he hit his head twice and "it" grew at least two feet.
The woman said "Wow! That's impressive, but I could snap that thing if I wanted to."
So the alien pulled his ears twice and it expanded. The two had the greatest sex of their lives.
The next morning the human man came for his wife and asked, "How was it?"
The wife replied, "Great!"
The man said, "Well, for some strange reason thealien woman kept jumping on me, pulling my ears and hitting me on the head, screaming, "It's broken! It's broken!"

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