The Best 11 Alien Sex Jokes

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Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alien sex bedroom puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Alien Sex Jokes and Puns

There was company that sold sex toys to aliens.

It was SpaceXXX.

What do you call it if an illegal immigrant fights a sex offender?

Alien vs. Predator

A alien walks into a bar

He orders a drink. After some time he taps the waiter and says "beep". After 5 minutes he does it again. He does it repeatedly until the waiter says "I swear to God, if you do that one more time I'm gonna chop your balls off!" Alien responds "I don't have any balls". The waiter says "Then how do you have sex?". The alien responds by tapping the waiter and saying "beep"

Alien Sex joke, A alien walks into a bar

Why do aliens avoid having sex in public?

They prefer to come in peace

An illegal immigrant and a sex offender get into a fight

It was Alien vs. Predator


Would you have sex with an alien?

Sorry if that's a probing question.

I filmed an illegal fighting a registered sex offender

I named it Alien vs Predator

Alien Sex joke, I filmed an illegal fighting a registered sex offender

Did you hear about the alien that works as a phone sex operator?

ET phone moan

Recently my gf cheated on me with a space alien

She said the sex was out of this world

An alien walks into a bar and sits next to a drunk guy and begins poking him in the shoulder.



The drunk guy just ignores him.

After a wile the guy turns to the alien and begins looking him up and down.

He notices that the alien has no genitalia.

He then asks "You guys have no genitalia, how do you guy have sex?"

The alien, still poking him in the arm, just smiles!

Have you ever had sex with an alien?

It's out of this world.

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