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Turns out I was on the mothership.
Which is cool because tomorrow she's getting abducted.
Tractor beam
They're always raising the steaks.
Harry, Bill, and Steve are siting at the corner bar, when Ted walks in looking distressed. "Ted, you look awful. What's wrong?" Harry asks.
Ted says, "Last night I got really drunk and was abducted by an alien." Everyone is shocked. Bill asks, "What did the alien do to you?" "All I remember is being anally probed." Ted says. Everyone is horrified. "I heard that they'll do that." Says Harry. "What did the alien look like?" Ted responds, "Steve."
The aliens were never seen again.
If there are no legs in the air, the rider survived the war.
If there is one leg in the air, the rider was mortally wounded and died after a battle.
If there are two legs in the air, the rider was killed in battle.
If there are three legs in the air, the rider died in a tragic circus accident.
If there are four legs in the air, the rider was abducted by aliens and died in space.
I was told to do my all chores, eat my veggies, take a shower and brush my teeth.
It was then I realized I was in the mother ship.
You've been abducted by aliens
Because the Aliens don't keep the stupid ones.
I tried to communicate, but I didn't know Spanish
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Because they are easier to see in the dark.
When I woke up, the first thing they asked me was which date is today. I'm afraid "how did I get here" was not a good answer.
Do other fishes think that he was abducted by aliens ?
That what we had was a one time thing.
An alien abduction.
They offered to represent her pro bono
That's cool because tomorrow she's getting abducted
We almost got to the border
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