Alibi Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Alibi jokes. Read alibi deputy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alibi excuse puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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A man was brought to the FBI on suspicion of m**...

A man was brought to the FBI on suspicion of m**.... He argued that there was no way he could have done it, as he was in vacation in Prague for the week of the killing. The FBI took note of his travel records and let him go; his alibi czeched out.

Why did the police let Van Gogh?

He had an eartight alibi

The police are interrogating a suspect

Cop: Where were you last night? And why are you covered in blood?

Me: I went out for a walk & tripped on a rabbit hole. Fell, got up. Tripped again on a foxhole. Got up & fell into a manhole. Cut my head on a rock.

Cop: Son, I think you're lying. Your alibi is full of holes.

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the alibi proof puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working alibi clearance piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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