The Best 2 Alibi Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Alibi jokes. There are some alibi deputy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alibi excuse puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Alibi Jokes and Puns

A man was brought to the FBI on suspicion of murder

A man was brought to the FBI on suspicion of murder. He argued that there was no way he could have done it, as he was in vacation in Prague for the week of the killing. The FBI took note of his travel records and let him go; his alibi czeched out.

The police are interrogating a suspect

Cop: Where were you last night? And why are you covered in blood?

Me: I went out for a walk & tripped on a rabbit hole. Fell, got up. Tripped again on a foxhole. Got up & fell into a manhole. Cut my head on a rock.

Cop: Son, I think you're lying. Your alibi is full of holes.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the alibi proof jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working alibi clearance piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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