The Best 48 Ali Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Ali jokes. There are some ali hussein jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ali bugatti puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Ali Jokes and Puns

Letter to God

Dear God,

Last week, you took my favorite boxer; Muhammed Ali.
Today, you took my favorite hockey player; Gordie Howe.
I just want to let you know that my favorite candidate is Donald Trump.

Roll call on the first day of school in London, England....

Ahmed Al Sheriah ............................."Here."

Mustafa Al Sheriah ............................"Here."

Fatima El Bindihiri ............................."Here."

Ali Acmah Shabeeb ............................."Here."

Ali Sun Al En ..........................No answer.

Ali Sun Al En?

A little girl at the back stands up and yells .... "It's pronounced Alison Allen, for Christ's sake!"

Three boys are fighting at the zoo

The zookeeper separates them and says: "Alright, I want each of you to tell me his name and what he's doing here."

The first boy says: "My name is Mitch and I was trying to feed peanuts to the gorillas."

The second boy says: "My name is Ali and I was trying to feed peanuts to the gorillas."

The third boy says: "My name is Peanuts."

Did you hear Muhammad Ali burnt his hand in a few fights?

That's what happens when you punch George Foreman in the grill.

The Jewish Boy and the Muslim Boy

David, a Jewish boy, and Ali, a Muslim boy, are having a conversation.

Ali: I'm getting operated on tomorrow.

David: Oh? What are they going to do?

Ali: Circumcise me!

David: I had that done when I was just a few days old.

Ali: Did it hurt?

David: I couldn't walk for a year!


For sale. Muhammed Ali DVD set. George Foreman Grill.

Both boxed.

I was at a urinal when I realized standing to my left was Muhammad Ali and to my right was Michael J. Fox...

bad day to wear sandals.

Ali was great but he was not the greatest...

The best boxer that ever lived was reverend Jim Jones. He killed over 900 people with one punch!

Everyone thinks Muhammad Ali was the best boxer in history, but Jim Jones had a way higher number of KO's...

900 with just one punch.

Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

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What is the name of Muhammad Ali's sheep?

Ali BaaBaa.

I made a ceramic sculpture of Mohammed Ali but it exploded in the kiln.

It was gaseous clay

Why can't Sacha Baron Cohen eat nuts?

Because of his Ali G

What did Mohammed Ali do after converting to Islam?

He-jab

So Muhammad Ali is dead...

Is it too soon for a punchline?

What do you call Muhammad Ali after he eats lots of beans?

Gaseous Clay

What did Muhammad Ali name his son?

Alli'son.

What prevents Ali A from singing?

Anti Aliasing.


Muhammad Ali & Joe Frazier go to a Dry Cleaner.

Owner says, "Can I help you?"

They say, "How much to wash an old pair of boxers?"

[credit to Mohammed Ali - r.i.p] Mohammed Ali walked on an Elevator...

He sees a guy and a pregnant woman in the elevator.

Ali looks at the guy and says "I swear I never saw her before in my life".

note: this really happened. Older family members who bumped into him in the late 70's to early 80's said he was really funny in real life.

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

Today on greatest hits

Mike Tyson and Muhammad Ali.

What did they call Muhammad Ali after he had baked beans?

Gaseous Clay

Muhammad Ali walks into a bar

So Muhammad Ali walks into a bar and orders a drink.

He gives the bartender ceramic money.

The Bartender says "I can't accept this your Cash Is Clay"

What do you call a guy with a slice of ham on his head?

Hammed....

What do you call a guy with two slices of ham on his head?

Mohammed...

What do you call a guy with two slices of ham on his head standing between two buildings?

Mohammed Ali.

(Hope I didn't offend anyone ;p)

What did they call Muhammad Ali when he got the farts?

Gassius Clay

What do you call Muhammad Ali with indigestion?

Gaseous Clay

What did the clerk say to young Muhammad Ali when he tried to purchase an elaborate Christmas present?

You're cashless, Clay.

The worst thing about Muhammad Ali sending a "Tweet" to Mayweather . . .

Ali couldn't type it and Mayweather couldn't read it.

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs? Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

What do you call Muhammad Ali when he just can't stop farting?

Gassius Clay

How does one stab Muhammad Ali?

Hand him a knife...

Abdul Ali was seriously injured in a car crash & he has been on life support.

Today his family had to make an agonizing decision.

They closed the shop to visit him.......

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

In light of the Muhammad Ali gif gaining popularity...

Why doesn't Muhammad Ali understand jokes?

[Because he always misses the punchline.](/spoiler)

When you kill Ali A

If you ever kill Ali A in Fortnite you are basically a superhero and you could say Time to take out the trash .

What did the Chinese Muslim say before eating dinner?

Ali Akbark!

Nasa just named a nebula after Muhammad Ali...

...Gaseous Clay

Two goats walk into a mosque....

And the priest welcomed Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Muhammad Ali to his sermon.

A man walks into a bar

*Ali A's intro starts playing

If Mohammed Ali could float like a butterfly and sting like a bee

He would be dead after one punch.

What do you call a Muslim movie studio?

Ali Wood

Why did Ali did not want to divorce his three wives ?

What do you call a group of people waiting to fight Muhammad Ali?

A punchline.

What's Shaking?

Not Ali....

Who was the funniest boxer of all time?

Muhahahahammad Ali.

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