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Dear God,
Last week, you took my favorite boxer; Muhammed Ali.
Today, you took my favorite hockey player; Gordie Howe.
I just want to let you know that my favorite candidate is Donald Trump.
Ahmed Al Sheriah ............................."Here."
Mustafa Al Sheriah ............................"Here."
Fatima El Bindihiri ............................."Here."
Ali Acmah Shabeeb ............................."Here."
Ali Sun Al En ..........................No answer.
Ali Sun Al En?
A little girl at the back stands up and yells .... "It's pronounced Alison Allen, for Christ's sake!"
The zookeeper separates them and says: "Alright, I want each of you to tell me his name and what he's doing here."
The first boy says: "My name is Mitch and I was trying to feed peanuts to the gorillas."
The second boy says: "My name is Ali and I was trying to feed peanuts to the gorillas."
The third boy says: "My name is Peanuts."
That's what happens when you punch George Foreman in the grill.
David, a Jewish boy, and Ali, a Muslim boy, are having a conversation.
Ali: I'm getting operated on tomorrow.
David: Oh? What are they going to do?
Ali: Circumcise me!
David: I had that done when I was just a few days old.
Ali: Did it hurt?
David: I couldn't walk for a year!
Both boxed.
bad day to wear sandals.
The best boxer that ever lived was reverend Jim Jones. He killed over 900 people with one punch!
900 with just one punch.
Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear
Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.
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Ali BaaBaa.
It was gaseous clay
Because of his Ali G
He-jab
Is it too soon for a punchline?
Gaseous Clay
Alli'son.
Anti Aliasing.
Owner says, "Can I help you?"
They say, "How much to wash an old pair of boxers?"
He sees a guy and a pregnant woman in the elevator.
Ali looks at the guy and says "I swear I never saw her before in my life".
note: this really happened. Older family members who bumped into him in the late 70's to early 80's said he was really funny in real life.
Parkinson's
Gaseous Clay
Mike Tyson and Muhammad Ali.
Gaseous Clay
So Muhammad Ali walks into a bar and orders a drink.
He gives the bartender ceramic money.
The Bartender says "I can't accept this your Cash Is Clay"
Hammed....
What do you call a guy with two slices of ham on his head?
Mohammed...
What do you call a guy with two slices of ham on his head standing between two buildings?
Mohammed Ali.
(Hope I didn't offend anyone ;p)
Gassius Clay
Gaseous Clay
You're cashless, Clay.
Ali couldn't type it and Mayweather couldn't read it.
IsIs? Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !
Gassius Clay
Hand him a knife...
Today his family had to make an agonizing decision.
They closed the shop to visit him.......
Ali.
Why doesn't Muhammad Ali understand jokes?
[Because he always misses the punchline.](/spoiler)
If you ever kill Ali A in Fortnite you are basically a superhero and you could say Time to take out the trash .
Ali Akbark!
...Gaseous Clay
And the priest welcomed Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Muhammad Ali to his sermon.
*Ali A's intro starts playing
He would be dead after one punch.
Ali Wood
A punchline.
Not Ali....
Muhahahahammad Ali.
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