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Laugh out loud with hilarious jokes about Ali, the world-renowned boxer, and other Ali's, such as Brahmanandam Ali, Hasan Ali, Sukur Ali, Basic Ali and Ali G! Discover the funny jokes, riddles and puns about Ali Muhammad, Hamza, Fatima and Mohammed.

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Funniest Ali Short Jokes

Short ali jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ali humour may include short muhammad ali jokes also.

  1. Muhammad Ali, Mike Tyson, and floyd mayweather are waiting patiently for a glass of sangria. If that's not a good punchline, I don't know what is.
  2. Did you hear Muhammad Ali burnt his hand in a few fights? That's what happens when you punch George Foreman in the grill.
  3. Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear
  4. Ali was great but he was not the greatest... The best boxer that ever lived was reverend Jim Jones. He killed over 900 people with one punch!
  5. Everyone thinks Muhammad Ali was the best boxer in history, but Jim Jones had a way higher number of KO's... 900 with just one punch.
  6. I made a ceramic sculpture of Mohammed Ali but it exploded in the kiln. It was gaseous clay
  7. Today I posted a video of Muhammad Ali's "Rumble in the Jungle" fight in reverse. It's the first in a series of unboxing videos.
  8. Muhammad Ali & Joe Frazier go to a Dry Cleaner. Owner says, "Can I help you?"
    They say, "How much to wash an old pair of boxers?"
  9. Muhammad Ali walks into a bar So Muhammad Ali walks into a bar and orders a drink.
    He gives the bartender ceramic money.
    The Bartender says "I can't accept this your Cash Is Clay"
  10. What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night? Gaseous Clay

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Ali One Liners

Which ali one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ali? I can suggest the ones about boxer and .

  1. For sale. George Foreman grill set and Mohammad Ali dvds. Both boxed.
  2. For sale. Muhammed Ali DVD set. George Foreman Grill. Both boxed.
  3. FOR SALE.... GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL.....
    MUHAMMAD ALI D.V.D'S......
    (both boxed.)
  4. Whats Brown and Sticky? Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.
  5. What is the name of Muhammad Ali's sheep? Ali BaaBaa.
  6. Why can't Sacha Baron Cohen eat nuts? Because of his Ali G
  7. What did Mohammed Ali do after converting to Islam? He-jab
  8. What do you call Muhammad Ali after he eats lots of beans? Gaseous Clay
  9. So Muhammad Ali is dead... Is it too soon for a punchline?
  10. What did Muhammad Ali name his son? Alli'son.
  11. I've always wanted to shake Muhammad Ali's hand Unfortunately, Parkinson's beat me to it.
  12. If the Alibaba IPO crashes... Dibs on the term "Ali-bubble"
  13. Today on greatest hits Mike Tyson and Muhammad Ali.
  14. What prevents Ali A from singing? Anti Aliasing.
  15. Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking? Parkinson's

Muhammad Ali Jokes

Here is a list of funny muhammad ali jokes and even better muhammad ali puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did they call Muhammad Ali when he got the farts? Gassius Clay
  • What did they call Muhammad Ali after he had baked beans? Gaseous Clay
  • The worst thing about Muhammad Ali sending a "Tweet" to Mayweather . . . Ali couldn't type it and Mayweather couldn't read it.
  • What do you call Muhammad Ali with indigestion? Gaseous Clay
  • Two goats walk into a mosque.... And the priest welcomed Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Muhammad Ali to his sermon.
  • What did the clerk say to young Muhammad Ali when he tried to purchase an elaborate Christmas present? You're cashless, Clay.
  • What was Muhammad Ali's favourite day of the year? Boxing day
  • What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS? IsIs? Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !
  • How does one stab Muhammad Ali? Hand him a knife...
  • In light of the Muhammad Ali gif gaining popularity... Why doesn't Muhammad Ali understand jokes?
    [Because he always misses the punchline.](/spoiler)

Mohammed Ali Jokes

Here is a list of funny mohammed ali jokes and even better mohammed ali puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • If Mohammed Ali could float like a butterfly and sting like a bee He would be dead after one punch.
  • Mohammed Ali's last tweet. @thegreatest: smh smh smh smh
  • Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter? In the w**..., he used to fight bald clowns.
    (Self made joke)

Ali Baba Jokes

Here is a list of funny ali baba jokes and even better ali baba puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.

Muhammed Ali Jokes

Here is a list of funny muhammed ali jokes and even better muhammed ali puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My reaction to Muhammed Ali's death is much like the man himself. Very shaken.

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Unearthly Funniest Ali Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about ali you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make ali prank.

(True joke) In 1960, after winning his olympic gold medal, Muhammad Ali went to eat at a fancy downtown resteraunt.

When the waiter came over Ali asked for a cheeseburger.
Shocked to see a black man sitting in the resteraunt, the waiter announced "We don't serve n**...".
Ali: "Well I don't eat them either, just give me my d**... cheeseburger".

Letter to God

Dear God,
Last week, you took my favorite boxer; Muhammed Ali.
Today, you took my favorite hockey player; Gordie Howe.
I just want to let you know that my favorite candidate is Donald Trump.

Roll call on the first day of school in London, England....

Ahmed Al Sheriah ............................."Here."
Mustafa Al Sheriah ............................"Here."
Fatima El Bindihiri ............................."Here."
Ali Acmah Shabeeb ............................."Here."
Ali Sun Al En ..........................No answer.
Ali Sun Al En?
A little girl at the back stands up and yells .... "It's pronounced Alison Allen, for Christ's sake!"

Three boys are fighting at the zoo

The zookeeper separates them and says: "Alright, I want each of you to tell me his name and what he's doing here."
The first boy says: "My name is Mitch and I was trying to feed peanuts to the gorillas."
The second boy says: "My name is Ali and I was trying to feed peanuts to the gorillas."
The third boy says: "My name is Peanuts."

The Jewish Boy and the Muslim Boy

David, a Jewish boy, and Ali, a Muslim boy, are having a conversation.
Ali: I'm getting operated on tomorrow.
David: Oh? What are they going to do?
Ali: Circumcise me!
David: I had that done when I was just a few days old.
Ali: Did it hurt?
David: I couldn't walk for a year!

I was at a u**... when I realized standing to my left was Muhammad Ali and to my right was Michael J. Fox...

bad day to wear sandals.

-My wife read the book "Twins" and she gave birth to twins

\-Mine read the book "Three little girls" and she gave birth to triplets
\-Oh my god! I left my wife reading "Ali baba and the forty thieves"

Abdul Ali was seriously injured in a car c**... & he has been on life support.

Today his family had to make an agonizing decision.
They closed the shop to visit him.......

What do you call a guy with a slice of ham on his head?

Hammed....
What do you call a guy with two slices of ham on his head?
Mohammed...
What do you call a guy with two slices of ham on his head standing between two buildings?
Mohammed Ali.
(Hope I didn't offend anyone ;p)

[credit to Mohammed Ali - r.i.p] Mohammed Ali walked on an Elevator...

He sees a guy and a pregnant woman in the elevator.
Ali looks at the guy and says "I swear I never saw her before in my life".
note: this really happened. Older family members who bumped into him in the late 70's to early 80's said he was really funny in real life.

What do you call Muhammad Ali when he just can't stop f**...?

Gassius Clay

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

When you kill Ali A

If you ever kill Ali A in Fortnite you are basically a superhero and you could say Time to take out the trash .

What did the Chinese Muslim say before eating dinner?

Ali Akbark!

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