The Best 10 Algorithms Jokes

Following is our collection of Algorithms jokes which are very funny. There are some algorithms tempo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these algorithms reggae puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

If Al Gore tried his hand as a musician, his album would be called...

**Algorithms.**

Girlfriend thought of this while doing dishes earlier.... I could hear her laughing to herself in the other room for almost 10 minutes.

If Al Gore had a band, it'd be called...

The Algorithms.

I'm sooooooooooo sorry for this. :(

Why is the algorithms lecturer so fat?

Because he always minimises the running time.

You know how I know Al Gore invented the Internet?

The whole thing runs on algorithms

Come to think of it, it's a good thing Bush won the 2000 election over Al Gore...

Now we have to deal with Bushisms... otherwise we would have had to deal with Algorithms!


How does Al Gore fix a broken drumset?

Algorithms

What does the soundtrack of An Inconvenient Truth have in common with solving a Rubik's Cube?

Algorithms

How did AL Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

What do you call a man obsessed with algorithms?

An Algo-holic.

True story

A few months ago one of my classmates enters a messy classroom and exclaims:
- These desks make me wanna learn sorting algorithms!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the algorithms musician jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working algorithms dedicate piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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