Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Algorithms Jokes
If Al Gore tried his hand as a musician, his album would be called...
**Algorithms.**
Girlfriend thought of this while doing dishes earlier.... I could hear her laughing to herself in the other room for almost 10 minutes.
If Al Gore had a band, it'd be called...
The Algorithms.
I'm sooooooooooo sorry for this. :(
Why is the algorithms lecturer so fat?
Because he always minimises the running time.
You know how I know Al Gore invented the Internet?
The whole thing runs on algorithms
A physicist tries betting on horse races
The physicist could not get any job, so he decided to bet on horse races to make a living. He did intensive experimentation, and used state of the art machine learning algorithms to gain more insight. After filling many notebooks and accumulating a very large amount of data, he exclaims "I have the solution, but it works only in the case of spherical horses of uniform density applying a uniform force in a closed system and a vacuum."
Come to think of it, it's a good thing Bush won the 2000 election over Al Gore...
Now we have to deal with Bushisms... otherwise we would have had to deal with Algorithms!
How does Al Gore fix a broken drumset?
Algorithms
What does the soundtrack of An Inconvenient Truth have in common with solving a Rubik's Cube?
Algorithms
True story
A few months ago one of my classmates enters a messy classroom and exclaims:
- These desks make me wanna learn sorting algorithms!
How did AL Gore program his computer?
With the proper al-gor-ithms
What do you call a man obsessed with algorithms?
An Algo-holic.
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