Algorithm Jokes

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The Best jokes about Algorithm

What do you call a formula that can predict Al Gore's dance moves?

An Al Gore Rhythm algorithm.

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, "What would you like to drink?"

The algorithm replies, "What's everyone else having?"

What do you call Al Gore when he's dancing?

Algorithm.

Why is the algorithms lecturer so fat?

Because he always minimises the running time.


What do you call a musical equation that a former Vice President composes?

An algorithm

(Credit to my girlfriend)

What do you call a sequence of dance moves made by Al Gore?

An algorithm.

What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

a sort algorithm walks into a bar

he orders anything

I really hope Al Gore was in a band during college

And named it "Algorithm"

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.


A programmer is having trouble with a program.....

Stan has trying to make a program that can not only understand humour, but make original jokes.

After a year of neural network testing and months of creating the perfect algorithm, he runs the program for the first time.

Unfortunately all the program comes up with is stale, unfunny jokes that would get people booed off stage.

In dismay, he opens the program to try and fix bugs but five minutes into the search and he bursts out laughing.

He sent an email to every programmer he knew; he had to inform them of his program's sentience. He ended the essay of an email with a closing note.

"Looks like the real joke is in the comments"

Youtube was taken offline by the courts today for their search algorithm was facilitating paedophelia.

Their lawyers appealed the verdict immediately. But they only got an automated answer that told them to reapply in 30 days.

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

What is a caveman's favourite audio compression algorithm?

OGG

How do you add flavor to your algorithm?

Use a Boolean cube.

What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

He's writing an Algorithm!

A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.

The waiter asks: "What'll you have?", the algorithm responds: "What everyone else is having."

Algorithm

Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.


A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.

A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.

The bartender ask, What will you be having today?
The algorithm responds, What's everyone else having?

Why is Al Gore bad at dancing?

You can't put passion into an Al Gore Rhythm (algorithm).

Anyone? Anyone?

What's Al Gore's dancer name?

Algorithm.

What do you call Bill Clinton's VP programmatically tapping his foot and clapping his hands?

Algorithm

What do you call it when a global warming activist learns how to play an instrument?

Algorithm

What do you call Al Gore when he's playing the bass?

An algorithm

What did the researcher utter when his algorithm for rope tying returned a zero value?

It was all for naught.

What's the shortest way to someone heart?

The Dijkstra's algorithm.

A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "What will you have?"
The algorithm says, "what's everyone else having?"

After the poor quality of the front page lately

This new algorithm better be so good I can read about news before it happens

yo mama so fat

that a recursive algorithm to calculate her mass suffers from a stack overflow error before completion.

I coded a program to detect Al Gore's speech by his cadences.

I used an algorithm.

What would you call a song about climate change?

An Algorithm.

What's an Algorithm?

It's what makes Al Gore dance so good.

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