## Comedy Algebraic Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

### What do you call a person who uses algebraic equations to calculate coffin sizes?

A mathemortician.

### A Mathematician

A mathematician gives his wife an algebraic expression and asks her to solve it while they were in bed.

The wife asks, "Why?"

"Because I need you to isolate the D. "

### what did Freud say about an algebraic equation?

What you do to one side, you must also do to your mother

### What do you say to a nerd that broke their arm?

Wow, ***algebraic*** it?

### Where would you find an algebraic Sailors hat?

Indice

### There once was an algebraic instructionswoman who did not rinse out her mouth

The function of Listerine to her breath varied inversely, as the function of Listerine went undefined throughout the year.