Algebra Teacher Jokes
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Funniest Algebra Teacher Short Jokes
Short algebra teacher jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The algebra teacher humour may include short jokes also.
- I asked my maths teacher, "Will we ever use any of this algebra?" She said, "You won't, but some of the smart kids might."
- "When am I ever gonna use this?" Asked the student to the algebra teacher "Well you won't, but one of the smart kids might" he replied cheerfully
- What do the Backstreet Boys and Algebra teachers have in common? They both want you to tell them Y.
- An open letter to algebra teachers. Dear algebra teachers,
Please stop trying to make us find your x. They're not coming back.
We don't know y either.
Sincerely,
Students. - A student told the teacher when he grows up he wants power. The teacher replied well your gonna first need to learn algebra..lol
- We didn't know what to expect when we were told we had a new algebra teacher... he really was an unknown quantity.
- A Teacher in Wales got arrested They found a pencil, a ruler and a geometry set square. Allegedly he was part of the Al-gebra network and purchased "weapons of math instruction"
- Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.
Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter. - When I was in high school I had to have s**... with my teacher so I wouldnt fail algebra... ... homeschool was weird.
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Algebra Teacher One Liners
Which algebra teacher one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with algebra teacher? I can suggest the ones about and .
- My algebra teacher fell down a wishing well.. never knew they actually worked
- Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges? He was caught doing lines of math!
- Huey Lewis and the Algebra Teachers have released a new single. It's hip to (b*b).
- Did you hear about the algebra teacher with constipation? he worked it out with a pencil.
- How many teachers does it take to solve algebra? None, that's what students are for.
- What kind of Drugs do Algebra Teachers Use? Math-amphetamine.
- What's a math teacher's favorite piece of l**...? An alge-bra.
Algebra Teacher Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about algebra teacher you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make algebra teacher pranks.
Jimmy approached his teacher
After looking at the syllabus for their next lesson on graphing, Jimmy approached his teacher with a stern look on his face and said, I'll do algebra, I'll do trig, I'll even do statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line!
A teacher was arrested because he attempted to board a flight while possessing a ruler, protractor, and calculator...
(sorry it's *slightly* outdated but funny nonetheless)
A teacher was arrested because he attempted to board a flight while possessing a ruler, protractor, and calculator. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man's a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. The man's been charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
Al-gebra is a problem for us, Gonzales said. Its followers desire solutions by means and extremes and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as unknowns,' but we've determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval, with coordinates in every country.
When asked to comment on the arrest, George W. Bush said, If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He'd have given us more fingers and toes. Aides told reporters they couldn't recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.
My brother told me this. Feels like it belongs here.
A grammar teacher was lecturing his students on double negatives. He explains, "In some languages, take English, for example, if you were to use double negatives, it is the equivalent of a positive. It isn't considered proper grammar for that reason."
A student raises his hand. "Like in Algebra?"
"Exactly. However, in other languages, like Russian, a double negative is still a negative. For those of you who are curious, there is no language where a double positive equals a negative."
A student piped up in the back. "Yeah, right."
At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.
Authorities believe she is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. She is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
So a furry is fairly confused
A furry walks into an algebra class, one of the questions puzzle him
He asked the teacher "Hey, how is this supposed to help us in life?"
The teacher replied "It isn't in a physical sense, but more requires a mathematical perspective"
And thus the Furry replied "OwOK"
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At Miami International Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.
Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement which has struck t**... into the lives of many for generations. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
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At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.