Algebra Jokes

Following is our collection of algebraic humor and math one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Algebra puns for adults, dirty triggernometry jokes or clean geometry gags for kids.

There is an abundance of trig jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 74 funniest jokes on algebra. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any inequalities witze you can hear about algebra.

The Best jokes about Algebra

I asked my maths teacher, "Will we ever use any of this algebra?"

She said, "You won't, but some of the smart kids might."

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very difficult?

Because X was always 10

Love is a lot like algebra...

You look at your X and try to figure out Y.

Jimmy approached his teacher

After looking at the syllabus for their next lesson on graphing, Jimmy approached his teacher with a stern look on his face and said, I'll do algebra, I'll do trig, I'll even do statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line!


Why did the Atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers.

Relationships are like Algebra...

You look at your X and wonder Y.

Dear Algebra..

Stop asking us to find your X

She's gone bro.

Algebra was always easy for the Romans...

x was always 10.

"When am I ever gonna use this?" Asked the student to the algebra teacher

"Well you won't, but one of the smart kids might" he replied cheerfully

Love is a lot like algebra...

... You look at your X and wonder Y!


If I had a dollar for every time I've used algebra in my life

I'd have *n* dollars

Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test?

He didn't know enough about inequalities

The Romans did not find algebra challenging

because X was always 10

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics...

But graphing is where I draw the line!

 

 

 

 

 

Actually, graphing is fine, but calculus is my limit.

What do math and mermaids have in common?

They both have an alge-bra.

Boolean Algebra

You either know it or you don't.

My brother told me this. Feels like it belongs here.

A grammar teacher was lecturing his students on double negatives. He explains, "In some languages, take English, for example, if you were to use double negatives, it is the equivalent of a positive. It isn't considered proper grammar for that reason."

A student raises his hand. "Like in Algebra?"

"Exactly. However, in other languages, like Russian, a double negative is still a negative. For those of you who are curious, there is no language where a double positive equals a negative."

A student piped up in the back. "Yeah, right."


A student brings a slingshot to algebra class and fires gum at the professor

It was a weapon of math disruption.

What do the Backstreet Boys and Algebra teachers have in common?

They both want you to tell them Y.

The problem with math jokes

Calculus jokes are derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are too formulaic but arithmetic jokes are just basic.

The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging

they always knew X was 10

A teacher was arrested because he attempted to board a flight while possessing a ruler, protractor, and calculator...

(sorry it's *slightly* outdated but funny nonetheless)

A teacher was arrested because he attempted to board a flight while possessing a ruler, protractor, and calculator. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man's a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. The man's been charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

Al-gebra is a problem for us, Gonzales said. Its followers desire solutions by means and extremes and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as unknowns,' but we've determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval, with coordinates in every country.

When asked to comment on the arrest, George W. Bush said, If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He'd have given us more fingers and toes. Aides told reporters they couldn't recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.

My marriage was like Algebra...

When I looked at my X, i asked Y.

My relationships are a lot like algebra.

I often look at my X and wonder Y.

There was a horse who was a genius at arithmetic...

...which it learned with no difficulty. Algebra was a breeze, and it could even prove theorems in Euclidean geometry. However, when someone tried to teach it analytic geometry, it would rear back on its hind legs, kick ferociously, neigh loudly, and make violent head motions in resistance.

The moral of this story is that you can't put Descartes before the horse.

How do people in Prague solve Algebra equations?

Guess and Czech.

What does the Little Mermaid put on before math class?

An Algebra

Before computers, we did Boolean algebra by hand. Everyone hated it.

It was all Bool sheet work.

When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.

Al-gebra.

Sex Is Like Algebra

Mr. Johnson keeps on making me do it

Why is my algebra textbook so sad?

It has a lot of problems.

Algebra walks into a bar...

Orders a drink and sits at the bar alone. The bartender sees him sending multiple texts while constantly looking at the door.

Finally the bartender asks, "looking for someone?"

Algebra responds, "yeah, I'm trying to find my x"

Algebra stop asking us to find your x

She's not coming back

I hope they never ban algebra...

Think of the aftermath!

The Romans must have sucked at Algebra

Because X was always 10.

Coworker gave the best accidental joke after mentioning why she liked Algebra.

"I love solving for X, and I don't even know why!"

Math joke

Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your x. She is not coming back.

Math puns are boring

Algebra puns are too linear, arithmetic puns are too basic, trigonometry puns are too graphic, calculus puns are all derivatives. Only the statistic puns are the occasional outlier.

What does a math-loving mermaid usually wear?

Algebra.

My rubberband gun was confiscated in Algebra class

It was a weapon of math disruption!

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

Always been a family favourite.

Why do romans suck at algebra?

The always end up with x=10

What does a mermaid wear to math class?

An "algebra"

I was really excited when I learned about imaginary numbers in my Algebra class.

Finally, I could plot my sex life.

George W. Bush visits Algeria.

As part of his program, he delivers a speech to the Algerian people: "You know, I regret that I have to give this speech in English. I would very much prefer to talk to you in your own language. But unfortunately, I was never good at algebra..."

Relationships and Algebra are very similar!

Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?

X is always 10.

If I had a dollar for every time Algebra has actually helped me

I'd have x dollars.

I like linear algebra

It's straight forward

I failed algebra class when I was in school...

I never knew Y.

Why were the Romans so bad with algebra?

They always ended up with X equals 10

Why can't politicians do algebra? (A series of jokes)

Why can't politicians do algebra?

They can't solve the inequalities.

Why can't politicians do algebra?

They're afraid of the radicals.

Why can't politicians do algebra?

They're just really stupid.

An open letter to algebra teachers.

Dear algebra teachers,

Please stop trying to make us find your x. They're not coming back.

We don't know y either.

Sincerely,

Students.

why didn't Hitler pass algebra?

He didn't know the final solution.

Algebra must have trouble letting go of past relationships...

...it always wants people to find it's x.

Did you hear about the terrorist group made up only of mathematicians?

They call themselves Al-Gebra

At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.

Authorities believe she is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. She is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

My algebra teacher fell down a wishing well..

never knew they actually worked

What kind of bra did the Little Mermaid wear?

An Algebra


(Algae Bra)

What's a Phycologist Jock's favourite class?

Algebra

What do you call completed Algebra homework?

The aftermath.

I'm gonna make a good dad one day...

Lady Friend: "I'm in Times Squares!"

Me: "Did you just text me an incomplete math problem?"

Lady Friend: "You can barely do algebra..."

Why do japanese people love algebra?

Because they love their Sin Pi

I will see myself out the door.

What the the Mathematician get his wife for their first anniversary?

An Alge-Bra

Dear Algebra

Please stop asking me to find your X, who left you and I don't know Y. Constant complaints will result in elimination.

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

For me, Divorce is like Algebra.

I look at my X and wonder Y.

I beat up some people with an algebra textbook and was arrested

I was charged with using a Weapon of Math Instruction




(Hoping this is somewhat original)

what type of math is a ghost's specialty?

Boolean algebra

Started my Matrix Algebra class a few months ago...

I'm really confused so far. When do we learn about Neo?

What's the easiest way to teach algebra to a vocalist?

Teach them inverse.

What do you call a group of fundamentalist mathematicians?

Al-Gebra

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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