Following is our collection of **algebraic humor** and **math one-liner funnies** working better than reddit jokes. They include *Algebra puns for adults*, dirty triggernometry jokes or clean geometry gags for kids.

There is an abundance of trig jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 74 funniest jokes on algebra. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any inequalities witze you can hear about algebra.

She said, "You won't, but some of the smart kids might."

She couldn't solve inequalities

Because X was always 10

You look at your X and try to figure out Y.

After looking at the syllabus for their next lesson on graphing, Jimmy approached his teacher with a stern look on his face and said, I'll do algebra, I'll do trig, I'll even do statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line!

He didn't believe in higher powers.

You look at your X and wonder Y.

Stop asking us to find your X

She's gone bro.

x was always 10.

"Well you won't, but one of the smart kids might" he replied cheerfully

... You look at your X and wonder Y!

I'd have *n* dollars

He didn't know enough about inequalities

because X was always 10

You look at your X and try to find out Y

But graphing is where I draw the line!

Actually, graphing is fine, but calculus is my limit.

They both have an alge-bra.

You either know it or you don't.

A grammar teacher was lecturing his students on double negatives. He explains, "In some languages, take English, for example, if you were to use double negatives, it is the equivalent of a positive. It isn't considered proper grammar for that reason."

A student raises his hand. "Like in Algebra?"

"Exactly. However, in other languages, like Russian, a double negative is still a negative. For those of you who are curious, there is no language where a double positive equals a negative."

A student piped up in the back. "Yeah, right."

It was a weapon of math disruption.

They both want you to tell them Y.

Calculus jokes are derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are too formulaic but arithmetic jokes are just basic.

The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.

they always knew X was 10

(sorry it's *slightly* outdated but funny nonetheless)

A teacher was arrested because he attempted to board a flight while possessing a ruler, protractor, and calculator. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man's a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. The man's been charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

Al-gebra is a problem for us, Gonzales said. Its followers desire solutions by means and extremes and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as unknowns,' but we've determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval, with coordinates in every country.

When asked to comment on the arrest, George W. Bush said, If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He'd have given us more fingers and toes. Aides told reporters they couldn't recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.

When I looked at my X, i asked Y.

I often look at my X and wonder Y.

...which it learned with no difficulty. Algebra was a breeze, and it could even prove theorems in Euclidean geometry. However, when someone tried to teach it analytic geometry, it would rear back on its hind legs, kick ferociously, neigh loudly, and make violent head motions in resistance.

The moral of this story is that you can't put Descartes before the horse.

Guess and Czech.

An Algebra

It was all Bool sheet work.

Al-gebra.

Mr. Johnson keeps on making me do it

It has a lot of problems.

Orders a drink and sits at the bar alone. The bartender sees him sending multiple texts while constantly looking at the door.

Finally the bartender asks, "looking for someone?"

Algebra responds, "yeah, I'm trying to find my x"

She's not coming back

Think of the aftermath!

Because X was always 10.

"I love solving for X, and I don't even know why!"

Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your x. She is not coming back.

Algebra puns are too linear, arithmetic puns are too basic, trigonometry puns are too graphic, calculus puns are all derivatives. Only the statistic puns are the occasional outlier.

Algebra.

It was a weapon of math disruption!

Always been a family favourite.

The always end up with x=10

An "algebra"

Finally, I could plot my sex life.

As part of his program, he delivers a speech to the Algerian people: "You know, I regret that I have to give this speech in English. I would very much prefer to talk to you in your own language. But unfortunately, I was never good at algebra..."

Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

X is always 10.

I'd have x dollars.

It's straight forward

I never knew Y.

They always ended up with X equals 10

Why can't politicians do algebra?

They can't solve the inequalities.

Why can't politicians do algebra?

They're afraid of the radicals.

Why can't politicians do algebra?

They're just really stupid.

Dear algebra teachers,

Please stop trying to make us find your x. They're not coming back.

We don't know y either.

Sincerely,

Students.

He didn't know the final solution.

...it always wants people to find it's x.

They call themselves Al-Gebra

Authorities believe she is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. She is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

never knew they actually worked

An Algebra

(Algae Bra)

Algebra

The aftermath.

Lady Friend: "I'm in Times Squares!"

Me: "Did you just text me an incomplete math problem?"

Lady Friend: "You can barely do algebra..."

Because they love their Sin Pi

I will see myself out the door.

An Alge-Bra

Please stop asking me to find your X, who left you and I don't know Y. Constant complaints will result in elimination.

He was caught doing lines of math!

I look at my X and wonder Y.

I was charged with using a Weapon of Math Instruction

(Hoping this is somewhat original)

Boolean algebra

I'm really confused so far. When do we learn about Neo?

Teach them inverse.

Al-Gebra

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.