Silly & Ridiculous Algebra Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
Did you hear about the t**... group made up only of mathematicians?
They call themselves Al-Gebra
My rubberband gun was confiscated in Algebra class
It was a weapon of math disruption!
Jimmy approached his teacher
After looking at the syllabus for their next lesson on graphing, Jimmy approached his teacher with a stern look on his face and said, I'll do algebra, I'll do trig, I'll even do statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line!
There was a horse who was a genius at arithmetic...
...which it learned with no difficulty. Algebra was a breeze, and it could even prove theorems in Euclidean geometry. However, when someone tried to teach it analytic geometry, it would rear back on its hind legs, kick ferociously, neigh loudly, and make violent head motions in resistance.
The moral of this story is that you can't put Descartes before the horse.
What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An "algebra"
A rubber band p**... was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
Always been a family favourite.
Math joke
Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your x. She is not coming back.
why didn't h**... pass algebra?
He didn't know the final solution.
A student brings a slingshot to algebra class and fires gum at the professor
It was a weapon of math disruption.
Math puns are boring
Algebra puns are too linear, arithmetic puns are too basic, trigonometry puns are too graphic, calculus puns are all derivatives. Only the statistic puns are the occasional outlier.
Coworker gave the best accidental joke after mentioning why she liked Algebra.
"I love solving for X, and I don't even know why!"
You can explore algebra algebraic reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean algebra triggernometry dad jokes. There are also algebra puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Algebra must have trouble letting go of past relationships...
...it always wants people to find it's x.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn't solve inequalities
Why did the Atheist fail algebra?
He didn't believe in higher powers.
Why is my algebra textbook so sad?
It has a lot of problems.
Dear Algebra..
Stop asking us to find your X
She's gone bro.
Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test?
He didn't know enough about inequalities
Boolean Algebra
You either know it or you don't.
How are relationships like algebra?
You look at your X and try to find out Y
Relationships are like Algebra...
You look at your X and wonder Y.
Love is a lot like algebra...
You look at your X and try to figure out Y.
Relationships and Algebra are very similar!
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
What do math and mermaids have in common?
They both have an alge-bra.
My marriage was like Algebra...
When I looked at my X, i asked Y.
My algebra teacher fell down a wishing well..
never knew they actually worked
If I had a dollar for every time I've used algebra in my life
I'd have *n* dollars
I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics...
But graphing is where I draw the line!
Actually, graphing is fine, but calculus is my limit.
I hope they never ban algebra...
Think of the aftermath!
George W. Bush visits Algeria.
As part of his program, he delivers a speech to the Algerian people: "You know, I regret that I have to give this speech in English. I would very much prefer to talk to you in your own language. But unfortunately, I was never good at algebra..."
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
Algebra walks into a bar...
Orders a drink and sits at the bar alone. The bartender sees him sending multiple texts while constantly looking at the door.
Finally the bartender asks, "looking for someone?"
Algebra responds, "yeah, I'm trying to find my x"
How do people in Prague solve Algebra equations?
Guess and Czech.
Love is a lot like algebra...
... You look at your X and wonder Y!
I asked my maths teacher, "Will we ever use any of this algebra?"
She said, "You won't, but some of the smart kids might."
Algebra was always easy for the Romans...
x was always 10.
At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.
Authorities believe she is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. She is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
I failed algebra class when I was in school...
I never knew Y.
The Romans must have s**... at Algebra
Because X was always 10.
If I had a dollar for every time Algebra has actually helped me
I'd have x dollars.
Why were the Romans so bad with algebra?
They always ended up with X equals 10
s**... Is Like Algebra
Mr. Johnson keeps on making me do it
The Romans did not find algebra challenging
because X was always 10
What kind of bra did the Little Mermaid wear?
An Algebra
(Algae Bra)
Why didn't the Romans find algebra very difficult?
Because X was always 10
What does a math-loving mermaid usually wear?
Algebra.
Before computers, we did Boolean algebra by hand. Everyone hated it.
It was all Bool sheet work.
Why do romans s**... at algebra?
The always end up with x=10
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a t**... organization.
Al-gebra.
Why can't politicians do algebra? (A series of jokes)
Why can't politicians do algebra?
They can't solve the inequalities.
Why can't politicians do algebra?
They're afraid of the radicals.
Why can't politicians do algebra?
They're just really s**....
I was really excited when I learned about imaginary numbers in my Algebra class.
Finally, I could plot my s**... life.
What does the Little Mermaid put on before math class?
An Algebra
"When am I ever gonna use this?" Asked the student to the algebra teacher
"Well you won't, but one of the smart kids might" he replied cheerfully
Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging
they always knew X was 10
The problem with math jokes
Calculus jokes are derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are too formulaic but arithmetic jokes are just basic.
The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.
I like linear algebra
It's straight forward
My relationships are a lot like algebra.
I often look at my X and wonder Y.
Algebra stop asking us to find your x
She's not coming back
What do the Backstreet Boys and Algebra teachers have in common?
They both want you to tell them Y.
I have a f**... for doing algebra
I've come to terms with that
You may be surprised to know that Roman numerals are actually very easy to do Algebra with
X is always equal to 10.
Old relationships are a lot like algebra...
have you ever looked at your x and wondered y?
Math is easy!
If there is one thing I learned in High school it's that, relationships are like algebra, you look at your X and wonder Y.
What's a math teacher's favorite piece of l**...?
An alge-bra.
I will never date a girl who doesn't understand algebra jokes
That's why my x is no longer in the equation
I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics.
But graphing is where I draw the line!
Algebra was easy for the Romans.
X was always 10.
There are many problems with math puns.
Calculus jokes are mostly derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic.
But the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.
Dear algebra, stop asking us to find your x
She's not coming back. And don't ask y.
I passed my Algebra test today but failed my Biology exam.
The aftermath was really difficult.
My favorite type of bra
is algebra.
Breaking News
At Miami International Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.
Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement which has struck t**... into the lives of many for generations. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
Dear Algebra...
Please stop asking us to find your X
She's never coming back and don't ask Y
t**...
At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X. Shes not coming back.
...and we don't know Y either.
I'll do Algebra, even put up with Trigonometry
But Graphing is where I draw the line
Algebra reminds me of my past relationships
I mean, have you ever looked at your x and wondered y?
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus…
…but geometry is where I draw the line.
