Algebra Jokes

Funniest Algebra Short Jokes

Short algebra jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The algebra humour may include short mathematics jokes also.

1. I asked my maths teacher, "Will we ever use any of this algebra?" She said, "You won't, but some of the smart kids might."
2. Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X. Shes not coming back. ...and we don't know Y either.
3. I will never date a girl who doesn't understand algebra jokes That's why my x is no longer in the equation
4. Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test? He didn't know enough about inequalities
5. A student brings a slingshot to algebra class and fires gum at the professor It was a weapon of math disruption.
6. What do the Backstreet Boys and Algebra teachers have in common? They both want you to tell them Y.
7. Algebra reminds me of my past relationships I mean, have you ever looked at your x and wondered y?
8. Math is easy! If there is one thing I learned in High school it's that, relationships are like algebra, you look at your X and wonder Y.
9. I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus… …but geometry is where I draw the line.
10. Before computers, we did Boolean algebra by hand. Everyone hated it. It was all Bool sheet work.

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Algebra One Liners

Which algebra one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with algebra? I can suggest the ones about math homework and math solving.

1. Why did the feminist fail algebra? She couldn't solve inequalities
2. Why didn't the Romans find algebra very difficult? Because X was always 10
3. My favorite type of bra is algebra.
4. Love is a lot like algebra... You look at your X and try to figure out Y.
5. Why did the Atheist fail algebra? He didn't believe in higher powers.
6. I'll do Algebra, even put up with Trigonometry But Graphing is where I draw the line
7. If I had a dollar for every time I've used algebra in my life I'd have *n* dollars
8. Boolean Algebra You either know it or you don't.
9. My marriage was like Algebra... When I looked at my X, i asked Y.
10. How do people in Prague solve Algebra equations? Guess and Czech.
11. I hope they never ban algebra... Think of the aftermath!
12. My rubberband gun was confiscated in Algebra class It was a weapon of math disruption!
13. I like linear algebra It's straight forward
14. I failed algebra class when I was in school... I never knew Y.
15. What kind of bra did the Little Mermaid wear? An Algebra
    (Algae Bra)

Algebra Math Jokes

Here is a list of funny algebra math jokes and even better algebra math puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I'm gonna make a good dad one day... Lady Friend: "I'm in Times Squares!"
  Me: "Did you just text me an incomplete math problem?"
  Lady Friend: "You can barely do algebra..."
• I beat up some people with an algebra textbook and was arrested I was charged with using a Weapon of Math Instruction
  (Hoping this is somewhat original)
• Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges? He was caught doing lines of math!
• what type of math is a ghost's specialty? Boolean algebra
• A zebra and a giraffe have a kid... ...and named him Al. Al is really good at maths. What species is he?
  An Al-ge-bra
• A Teacher in Wales got arrested They found a pencil, a ruler and a geometry set square. Allegedly he was part of the Al-gebra network and purchased "weapons of math instruction"
• What do girls always wear to math class? Alge-Bras!!
• What kind of Drugs do Algebra Teachers Use? Math-amphetamine.

Algebra Teacher Jokes

Here is a list of funny algebra teacher jokes and even better algebra teacher puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• An open letter to algebra teachers. Dear algebra teachers,
  Please stop trying to make us find your x. They're not coming back.
  We don't know y either.
  Sincerely,
  Students.
• My algebra teacher fell down a wishing well.. never knew they actually worked
• Huey Lewis and the Algebra Teachers have released a new single. It's hip to (b*b).
• A student told the teacher when he grows up he wants power. The teacher replied well your gonna first need to learn algebra..lol
• Did you hear about the algebra teacher with constipation? he worked it out with a pencil.
• We didn't know what to expect when we were told we had a new algebra teacher... he really was an unknown quantity.
• Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B
  &
  B=C.
  It means A=C.
  Now give relevant example.
  Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
  It means that I love your daughter.
• How many teachers does it take to solve algebra? None, that's what students are for.

Silly & Ridiculous Algebra Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about algebra you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean arithmetic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make algebra pranks.