Algae Jokes

Funniest Algae Short Jokes

Short algae jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The algae humour may include short seaweed jokes also.

1. Moss and Algae take a liking to each other. Algae and a Moss took a liking to each other and soon after got married. After a few years they realized their marriage was on the rocks.
2. My math teacher grew seaweed on his wife's undergarments. He really was fond of algae-bra.
3. Did hear about the math teacher who took off all her clothes and went swimming in a lake? She came out with an algae-bra.
4. What did the mermaid wear to the math class? Algae-bra
   P.S not my own . Reposting someone's original from years ago. Kudos to him
5. Scientists have discovered a new species of moss that can perform arithmetic calculations. They do this using algae-rhythms.
6. What's a fish's favourite TV manufacturer? Algae.
7. Why was the mermaid embarrassed and crying in the classroom? She forgot her Algae-bra. Ha..
8. What did the funny biology teacher tell to his class full of homosexual students? I'm a fungi and you're algae!
9. Why did the ghetto math teacher eat aquatic plants? He just liked algae, bruh
10. What's the most math-based plant? Algae, brah.

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Algae One Liners

Which algae one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with algae? I can suggest the ones about fungi and bacteria.

1. Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class? She forgot her Algae-bra.
2. What did the mermaid forget to bring to math class? Her algae bra
3. What does a mermaid mathematician wear? An algae bra!
4. What does a mermaid wear to math class An algae-bra
   I'm not sorry
5. What do mathematician mermaids wear? Algae-bras!
6. what did the mermaid wear to the maths class? An "algae bra"
7. What does a Mermaid bring to math class? An algae-bra.
8. What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear? An algae bra.
9. Wat did the mermaid wear to her math exam? An algae-bra.
10. I used to hate algae... But now I'm kinda lichen it
11. What kind of math do fish like? ALGAE-bra
12. What do you get when you push a female mathematician into a swamp? Algae bra
13. Where does algae drive their cars? On the rhodophyta.
14. What kind of bra did the Little Mermaid wear? An Algebra
    (Algae Bra)
15. What do nerdy mermaids wear? Algae-bras

Hilarious Fun Algae Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about algae you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean amoeba jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make algae pranks.