Algae Jokes

Following is our collection of geometry humor and calculus one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Algae puns for adults, dirty trig jokes or clean boron gags for kids.

There is an abundance of lichen jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 20 funniest jokes on algae. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any zoology witze you can hear about algae.

The Best jokes about Algae

What did the mermaid forget to bring to math class?

Her algae bra

What does a mermaid mathematician wear?

An algae bra!

What did the algae say to the fungus about their symbiotic relationship?

I'm lichen it

Freddy the fungus and Alice the algae met one another and...

they took a lichen to each other

Moss and Algae take a liking to each other.

Algae and a Moss took a liking to each other and soon after got married. After a few years they realized their marriage was on the rocks.

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

Why had the two algae never had sex?

Because they had a planktonic relationship.

What do college fish study?

Algae brah... I know it sucks but it was the only joke I've ever come up with!

I used to hate algae...

But now I'm kinda lichen it

What do you get when you push a female mathematician into a swamp?

Algae bra

Where does algae drive their cars?

On the rhodophyta.

What kind of bra did the Little Mermaid wear?

An Algebra

(Algae Bra)

What did the algae say to the fungus after the dinner together?

"I'm already lichen you."

What's a fish's favourite TV manufacturer?


What did the funny biology teacher tell to his class full of homosexual students?

I'm a fungi and you're algae!

What's the most math-based plant?

Algae, brah.

Why did the ghetto math teacher eat aquatic plants?

He just liked algae, bruh

Why do seaweeds bud?

Because they are algae

Why isn't kelp bisexual?

Because it's algae.

Marine biology

I was going to study marine biology dude. Turns out it was just a lot of maths.
Really dude? What course?
Algae brah.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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