Alfredo Jokes
16 alfredo jokes and hilarious alfredo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about alfredo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Alfredo Short Jokes
Short alfredo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The alfredo humour may include short macaroni jokes also.
- A psychic told me that the spirit of an old Italian chef is haunting my house. I'm not worried though, I ain't alfredo no ghost.
- What did one pasta say to the other when it turned off the lights? Don't! I'm Alfredo the dark!
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Alfredo One Liners
Which alfredo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with alfredo? I can suggest the ones about pasta and sauce.
- How do you end a prayer to the noodle God? Ramen.
- [OC] What did the pasta say when it got scared? I am Alfredo
- When was pasta introduced to the Middle East? when someone fed a genie alfredo
- Why did the sauce need a night light? Because he was alfredo the dark!
- What do you call a s**... active spaghetti? Fetishini Alfredo
Heartwarming Alfredo Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about alfredo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lasagna jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make alfredo pranks.
A baby fettuccine was scared of the dark...
He ran to his dad. His dad went to his sons room with a flashlight. he looked under the bed, saw nothing and said, "see, buddy? there's nothing to be alfredo."
"How much is the fettucini alfredo?"
The man has a seat at a booth and opens a menu to find out that none of the foods have prices next to them. He asks the waiter, "How much is the fettucini alfredo?"
The waiter says "A penny."
The man exclaims, "A penny?? How much for a steak?"
The waiter says, "A nickel"
The man is astonished, "Are you serious?? Where's the man that owns this place? I'd like to shake his hand!"
The waiter answers, "He's upstairs with my wife."
Confused, the man asks, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The waiter smiles and says, "The same thing I'm doing down here to his business."
An Italian, a Frenchman, a German, and an American sign up for a cooking class.
The instructor of the class has prepared three dishes for the class to cook; Fettuccine Alfredo, Éclair, and Schnitzel. He walks up to the Italian and asks him what he would like his job to be.
"I will be responsible for the creation of the Fettuccine Alfredo."
The instructor allows him do do so, and moves on to the Frenchman, to whom he repeats his query.
"I will begin crafting the Éclair, if you please."
The instructor moves on to the German.
"I would like to be in charge of making the Schnitzel."
The instructor lets him join the others in creating their respective dishes, and finally comes to the American, who is grinning widely.
"I am sorry," says the instructor. "I have no dishes left to cook for you."
"That's alright," responds the American. "I'll be in charge of eating them."
A man goes to a restaurant
He has a seat at a booth and opens a menu to find out that none of the foods have prices next to them. He asks the waiter, "How much is the fettucini alfredo?"
The waiter says "A penny."
The man exclaims, "A penny?? How much for a steak?"
The waiter says, "A nickel"
The man is astonished, "Are you serious?? Where's the man that owns this place? I'd like to shake his hand!"
The waiter answers, "He's upstairs with my wife."
Confused, the man asks, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The waiter smiles and says, "The same thing I'm doing down here to his business."
