Alfredo Jokes

Following is our collection of parmesan humor and ziti one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Alfredo puns for adults, dirty pasta jokes or clean spaghetto gags for kids.

There is an abundance of linguine jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 11 funniest jokes on alfredo. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any fusilli witze you can hear about alfredo.

The Best jokes about Alfredo

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

A man goes to a restaurant

He has a seat at a booth and opens a menu to find out that none of the foods have prices next to them. He asks the waiter, "How much is the fettucini alfredo?"

The waiter says "A penny."

The man exclaims, "A penny?? How much for a steak?"

The waiter says, "A nickel"

The man is astonished, "Are you serious?? Where's the man that owns this place? I'd like to shake his hand!"

The waiter answers, "He's upstairs with my wife."

Confused, the man asks, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"

The waiter smiles and says, "The same thing I'm doing down here to his business."

An Italian, a Frenchman, a German, and an American sign up for a cooking class.

The instructor of the class has prepared three dishes for the class to cook; Fettuccine Alfredo, Γ‰clair, and Schnitzel. He walks up to the Italian and asks him what he would like his job to be.

"I will be responsible for the creation of the Fettuccine Alfredo."

The instructor allows him do do so, and moves on to the Frenchman, to whom he repeats his query.

"I will begin crafting the Γ‰clair, if you please."

The instructor moves on to the German.

"I would like to be in charge of making the Schnitzel."

The instructor lets him join the others in creating their respective dishes, and finally comes to the American, who is grinning widely.

"I am sorry," says the instructor. "I have no dishes left to cook for you."

"That's alright," responds the American. "I'll be in charge of eating them."

A baby fettuccine was scared of the dark...

He ran to his dad. His dad went to his sons room with a flashlight. he looked under the bed, saw nothing and said, "see, buddy? there's nothing to be alfredo."

What's a genie's favorite type of pasta?

Fettugenie Alfredo


A psychic told me that the spirit of an old Italian chef is haunting my house.

I'm not worried though, I ain't alfredo no ghost.

"How much is the fettucini alfredo?"

The man has a seat at a booth and opens a menu to find out that none of the foods have prices next to them. He asks the waiter, "How much is the fettucini alfredo?"

The waiter says "A penny."

The man exclaims, "A penny?? How much for a steak?"

The waiter says, "A nickel"

The man is astonished, "Are you serious?? Where's the man that owns this place? I'd like to shake his hand!"

The waiter answers, "He's upstairs with my wife."

Confused, the man asks, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"

The waiter smiles and says, "The same thing I'm doing down here to his business."

What do you call a sexually active spaghetti?

Fetishini Alfredo

[OC] What did the pasta say when it got scared?

I am Alfredo

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

What do you call a magical pasta that grants you three wishes?

Fettu-genie alfredo :D


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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