Alfredo Jokes

18 alfredo jokes and hilarious alfredo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about alfredo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Alfredo Short Jokes

Short alfredo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The alfredo humour may include short macaroni jokes also.

  1. A psychic told me that the spirit of an old Italian chef is haunting my house. I'm not worried though, I ain't alfredo no ghost.
  2. I made up a joke. What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared? Don't be alfredo.
  3. What did one pasta say to the other when it turned off the lights? Don't! I'm Alfredo the dark!
  4. Yo mamma is so dumb She thought alfredo sauce was the elder mentor in the Irish version of Batman

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Alfredo One Liners

Which alfredo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with alfredo? I can suggest the ones about pasta and sauce.

  1. How do you end a prayer to the noodle God? Ramen.
  2. What's a genie's favorite type of pasta? Fettugenie Alfredo
  3. [OC] What did the pasta say when it got scared? I am Alfredo
  4. What do you call a magical pasta that grants you three wishes? Fettu-genie alfredo :D
  5. When was pasta introduced to the Middle East? when someone fed a genie alfredo
  6. Why did the sauce need a night light? Because he was alfredo the dark!
  7. What do you call a s**... active spaghetti? Fetishini Alfredo

Alfredo joke, What do you call a s**... active spaghetti?

Heartwarming Alfredo Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about alfredo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chefs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make alfredo pranks.

A baby fettuccine was scared of the dark...

He ran to his dad. His dad went to his sons room with a flashlight. he looked under the bed, saw nothing and said, "see, buddy? there's nothing to be alfredo."

Alfredo joke, What did one pasta say to the other when it turned off the lights?