The Best 10 Alfredo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Alfredo jokes. There are some alfredo ziti jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alfredo spaghetto puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Alfredo Jokes and Puns

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

A baby fettuccine was scared of the dark...

He ran to his dad. His dad went to his sons room with a flashlight. he looked under the bed, saw nothing and said, "see, buddy? there's nothing to be alfredo."

What's a genie's favorite type of pasta?

Fettugenie Alfredo

A psychic told me that the spirit of an old Italian chef is haunting my house.

I'm not worried though, I ain't alfredo no ghost.

[OC] What did the pasta say when it got scared?

I am Alfredo


What do you call a sexually active spaghetti?

Fetishini Alfredo

What do you call a magical pasta that grants you three wishes?

Fettu-genie alfredo :D

Alfredo joke, What do you call a magical pasta that grants you three wishes?

I made up a joke. What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

when someone fed a genie alfredo

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the alfredo linguine jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working alfredo fusilli piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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