Heartwarming Alfredo Jokes that Make You Laugh
Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?
Because he was Alfredo pasta!
A baby fettuccine was scared of the dark...
He ran to his dad. His dad went to his sons room with a flashlight. he looked under the bed, saw nothing and said, "see, buddy? there's nothing to be alfredo."
What's a genie's favorite type of pasta?
Fettugenie Alfredo
A psychic told me that the spirit of an old Italian chef is haunting my house.
I'm not worried though, I ain't alfredo no ghost.
[OC] What did the pasta say when it got scared?
I am Alfredo
What do you call a s**... active spaghetti?
Fetishini Alfredo
What do you call a magical pasta that grants you three wishes?
Fettu-genie alfredo :D

I made up a joke. What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?
Don't be alfredo.
When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?
when someone fed a genie alfredo
Why did the sauce need a night light?
Because he was alfredo the dark!