Following is our collection of Alfred jokes which are very funny. There are some alfred ethel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alfred bert puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Bruce Wayne : Who?
Alfred : Not Your Parents.
Bruce Wayne : Why You're Doing This Alfred?
Alfred : They Told Me To
Bruce Wayne : Who?
Alfred : Not Your Parents.
I said, "who do you think I am, Alfred Einstein?"
Alfred: Well you're a billionaire so maybe you can redistribu...
Batman: This bat suit is the only way
Alfred Itchcock
...because all the others could not be positively identified.
I got fired from Target but it was worth it. My coworker Alfred was stocking shelves and I was at front. A large lady came in and inquired about the mobility scooter. Hmmm I thought. A mobility scooter for fat people.
I got on the intercom and announced "Alfred, please bring around the Fatmobile."
Knock knock
Who's there ?
Alfred .
Alfred who ?
Alfred no-bell
Alfred 'ItchCock
Alfred: "Some men just want to watch the world butn."
Growth was Explosive
would Alfred call Bruce, Master Bates?
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Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman!
if the pigeons had organized a coup.
Ok, I'm done now.
Batman: We've been over this, Alfred. BATwater. BATroom.
Masturbatman
The crane shot.
Feelsbatman
Steve: I can't either, it's muted. Also, you're deaf.
Alfred: What?
But his brother Frank was a monster
He knew all the Angles.
But you know who was the worst? Richard the Goatfucker.
Also Alfred could have a good laugh
He wears suspensers.
Who didn't invent the bell - Alfred Nobell
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