Howlingly Hilarious Alfred Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
Batman: "It's been a long day. Alfred, please fill up the bathtub."
Alfred: "Master Bruce, what's a htub?"
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Batman: "It's been a long day. Alfred, please fill up the bathtub."
Alfred: "Master Bruce, what's a htub?"
Batman: "It's been a long day."
Batman: "It's been a long day. Alfred, please fill up the bathtub."
Alfred: "Master Bruce, what's a htub?"
Alfred : Master Bruce, Quess Who I Saw Today?
Bruce Wayne : Who?
Alfred : Not Your Parents.
Bruce Wayne : Why You're Doing This Alfred?
Alfred : They Told Me To
Bruce Wayne : Who?
Alfred : Not Your Parents.
My friend told me I have a really bad problem remembering names.
I said, "who do you think I am, Alfred Einstein?"
Batman: I must save this city
Alfred: Well you're a billionaire so maybe you can redistribu...
Batman: This bat suit is the only way
Alfred Nobel is considered the inventor of dynamite
...because all the others could not be positively identified.
What do you call a film director that has c**...?
Alfred Itchcock
A Target inspired joke
I got fired from Target but it was worth it. My coworker Alfred was stocking shelves and I was at front. A large lady came in and inquired about the mobility scooter. Hmmm I thought. A mobility scooter for fat people.
I got on the intercom and announced "Alfred, please bring around the Fatmobile."
Knock knock
Knock knock
Who's there ?
Alfred .
Alfred who ?
Alfred no-bell
What do you call a film director with an STD?
Alfred 'ItchCock
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Batman: "Alfred, why do people deny global warming?"
Alfred: "Some men just want to watch the world butn."
"Oh no, the rubber ripped!"
\- Alissa (21 y.o.) panics and runs into bathroom
\- Alfred (24) needs new tires
\-Lara (27) now has no pony-tail
\- Ben (28) holds his mask to his face
\-David (29) watches his friend during bungee-jump
Alfred Nobel got rich by selling dynamite
Growth was Explosive
If Norman Bates was batman's dad..
would Alfred call Bruce, Master Bates?
How does Alfred call batman for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman!
Alfred the Great may have been the greatest monarch
But you know who was the worst? Richard the Goatfucker.
How does Alfred Hitchcock keep his pants up?
He wears suspensers.
Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" would have been far more terrifying ...
if the pigeons had organized a coup.
Ok, I'm done now.
Alfred: Your bathwater's ready in the bathroom, sir.
Batman: We've been over this, Alfred. BATwater. BATroom.
What did Alfred call Master Wayne before he started dating Rachel?
Masturbatman
What was Alfred Hitchcock's favorite film technique?
The crane shot.
Alfred finds Bruce injured on the floor in his apartment. He rushes to him and..
Feelsbatman
Alfred: I can't hear the TV.
Steve: I can't either, it's muted. Also, you're deaf.
Alfred: What?
Alfred Einestein was a genius
But his brother Frank was a monster
Why did the English think Alfred the Great was so smart?
He knew all the Angles.
Batman's last name should have been Bates instead of Wayne, it looks like it fits
Also Alfred could have a good laugh
Awful wordplay - you have been warned
Who didn't invent the bell - Alfred Nobell
