Alfred Jokes

Funniest Alfred Short Jokes

Short alfred jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The alfred humour may include short robin jokes also.

1. Batman: "It's been a long day. Alfred, please fill up the bathtub." Alfred: "Master Bruce, what's a htub?"
2. Batjoke Batman: "It's been a long day. Alfred, please fill up the bathtub."
   Alfred: "Master Bruce, what's a htub?"
3. Batman: "It's been a long day." Batman: "It's been a long day. Alfred, please fill up the bathtub."
   Alfred: "Master Bruce, what's a htub?"
4. My friend told me I have a really bad problem remembering names. I said, "who do you think I am, Alfred Einstein?"
5. Batman: I must save this city Alfred: Well you're a billionaire so maybe you can redistribu...
   Batman: This bat suit is the only way
6. Alfred Nobel is considered the inventor of dynamite ...because all the others could not be positively identified.
7. Batman: "Alfred, why do people deny global warming?" Alfred: "Some men just want to watch the world butn."
8. How does Alfred call batman for dinner? Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman!
9. Alfred the Great may have been the greatest monarch But you know who was the worst? Richard the Goatfucker.
10. Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" would have been far more terrifying ... if the pigeons had organized a coup.
    Ok, I'm done now.

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Alfred One Liners

Which alfred one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with alfred? I can suggest the ones about butler and villain.

1. Knock knock Knock knock
   Who's there ?
   Alfred .
   Alfred who ?
   Alfred no-bell
2. What do you call a film director with an STD? Alfred 'ItchCock
3. Alfred Nobel got rich by selling dynamite Growth was Explosive
4. If Norman Bates was batman's dad.. would Alfred call Bruce, Master Bates?
5. How does Alfred Hitchcock keep his pants up? He wears suspensers.
6. What did Alfred call Master Wayne before he started dating Rachel? Masturbatman
7. What was Alfred Hitchcock's favorite film technique? The crane shot.
8. Alfred Einestein was a genius But his brother Frank was a monster
9. Why did the English think Alfred the Great was so smart? He knew all the Angles.
10. Awful wordplay - you have been warned Who didn't invent the bell - Alfred Nobell
11. What do you call a film director that has c**...? Alfred Itchcock

Howlingly Hilarious Alfred Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about alfred you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean batman jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make alfred pranks.