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And that when Alexander Bell first invented the phone, he found 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
My Favorite,
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Their middle name.
They came, they saw, they conquered
Because it's a "no bell" prize.
They are both going pee in two urinals right next to each other. Alexander the Great leans over the divider looks at Caeser and says "My empire is bigger than yours"
He was always phoning it in.
...General Keith B. Alexander (the head of the NSA) and asked him on what grounds he wanted to continue observing the American people's cell phone/internet communications.
The General sighed and shook his head. "Some men just want to watch the world, Bern."
They would have discovered Penicil(e^(x))
He got Aaron Burnt
Alexander Fang
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How did you get this number?
They both have the same middle name.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
"I suppose you know in full detail who was behind it."
"Ach," the rabbi replied, "I have no idea, but the government's conclusion will be the same as always: they will blame the Jews and the chimneysweeps."
"Why the chimneysweeps?" asked the befuddled official.
"Why the Jews?" responded the rabbi.
he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
Like how Maddie is short for Madeline or Alex for Alexander
- But wait, how do you get 'Dick' from 'Richard?'
You ask nicely
'Cause he's not throwing away his pot.
The first telephone Pole
It's going to be a play on words
Greece before Alexander the Great: Kinda nistic.
Greece after Alexander the Great: Hella nistic.
A real 10/10.
They were anti-biopics.
A feds era list party.
The inventor of the telephone pole.
But no one ever remembers Alexander Graham Kowalczyk, the first telephone pole.
Hmmmm
He was cold. Because Burrr.
You could say that he died with a Burr
The credit should really go to whomever invented the SECOND telephone.
Same middle name.
Alexander Hamilton, leader of the pro-vaccine movement 1780.
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