Howlingly Hilarious Alexander Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
TIL people STILL tell Chuck Norris Jokes!
And that when Alexander Bell first invented the phone, he found 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?
My Favorite,
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
What do Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common?
Their middle name.
A rapist, a carpenter, and Alexander the Great walk into a bar
They came, they saw, they conquered
Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?
Because it's a "no bell" prize.
Julius Caeser and Alexander the Great are in a bathroom together
They are both going pee in two urinals right next to each other. Alexander the Great leans over the divider looks at Caeser and says "My empire is bigger than yours"
Did you hear that Alexander Graham Bell got fired from the theatre?
He was always phoning it in.
After being elected President, Bernie Sanders confronted...
...General Keith B. Alexander (the head of the NSA) and asked him on what grounds he wanted to continue observing the American people's cell phone/internet communications.
The General sighed and shook his head. "Some men just want to watch the world, Bern."
What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?
They would have discovered Penicil(e^(x))
How did Alexander Hamilton die?
He got Aaron Burnt
What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?
Alexander Fang
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I believe it was Alexander Graham Bell that once said...
How did you get this number?
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both have the same middle name.
Chuck Norris jokes
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
After the assassination of Tsar Alexander II of Russia, a government official in Ukraine menacingly addressed the local rabbi,
"I suppose you know in full detail who was behind it."
"Ach," the rabbi replied, "I have no idea, but the government's conclusion will be the same as always: they will blame the Jews and the chimneysweeps."
"Why the chimneysweeps?" asked the befuddled official.
"Why the Jews?" responded the rabbi.
TIL that immediately after Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he learned that
he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
I was talking to my friend about nicknames...
Like how Maddie is short for Madeline or Alex for Alexander
- But wait, how do you get 'Dick' from 'Richard?'
You ask nicely
Why did Alexander Hamilton get busted for possession?
'Cause he's not throwing away his pot.
Poor Alexander and Annabelle Pai...
Who was Alexander Graham Bellski?
The first telephone Pole
Now that there is a musical about Alexander Hamilton, I'm going to make a Musical about the founding of the Webster's English Dictionary
It's going to be a play on words
A brief history of Ancient Greek culture
Greece before Alexander the Great: Kinda nistic.
Greece after Alexander the Great: Hella nistic.
You know Alexander Hamilton was a great man.
A real 10/10.
Why did some film critics hate the movie about Alexander Fleming, the inventor of Penicillin?
They were anti-biopics.
What do you call a party featuring John Adams, Alexander Hamilton and co as guests?
A feds era list party.
Alexander Graham Kowolczyk...
The inventor of the telephone pole.
We all remember Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone...
But no one ever remembers Alexander Graham Kowalczyk, the first telephone pole.
Surely it can't be a coincidence that Kermit the Frog and Alexander the Great share the same middle name...
Hmmmm
Was Alexander Hamilton Cold or Hot when he died?
He was cold. Because Burrr.
Alexander Hamilton was freezing at death...
You could say that he died with a Burr
Alexander Graham Bell is always given a huge amount of praise for inventing the first telephone
The credit should really go to whomever invented the SECOND telephone.
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name.
"I'm not throwing away my shot"
Alexander Hamilton, leader of the pro-vaccine movement 1780.
What did they call the conflict between Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr?
The Ham-Burr-Grrr.
I'm not even sorry.
Russian Ministry of Communication announces proof that Putin invented the telephone.
Played recording of three messages on answering machine left by Alexander Graham Bell.
What do you call someone who impersonates Alexander Graham Bell?
Phony
