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55 alexander jokes and hilarious alexander puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about alexander that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Bring a smile to your face with jokes told by Nina and Alexander, two Tudor siblings. Featuring jokes from their funny friend Igor and clever brother Oliver, these jokes will have you laughing out loud. Get ready for a giggle!

Funniest Alexander Short Jokes

Short alexander jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The alexander humour may include short jokes also.

  1. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They both have the same middle name.
  2. What did they call the conflict between Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr? The Ham-Burr-Grrr.
    I'm not even sorry.
  3. I broke up with my girlfriend by text last night, it went pretty ugly... She got up from the couch, started beating me with her phone...
  4. "I'm not throwing away my shot" Alexander Hamilton, leader of the pro-vaccine movement 1780.
  5. Now that there is a musical about Alexander Hamilton, I'm going to make a Musical about the founding of the Webster's English Dictionary It's going to be a play on words
  6. What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke? My Favorite,
    When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
  7. Chuck Norris jokes When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
  8. Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize? Because it's a "no bell" prize.
  9. Alexander Graham Bell is always given a huge amount of praise for inventing the first telephone The credit should really go to whomever invented the SECOND telephone.
  10. Russian Ministry of Communication announces proof that Putin invented the telephone. Played recording of three messages on answering machine left by Alexander Graham Bell.

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Alexander One Liners

Which alexander one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with alexander? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. What do you call someone who impersonates Alexander Graham Bell? Phony
  2. Who was Alexander Graham Bellski? The first telephone Pole
  3. What do Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common? Their middle name.
  4. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.
  5. Poor Alexander and Annabelle Pai...
  6. Was Alexander Hamilton Cold or Hot when he died? He was cold. Because Burrr.
  7. Alexander Hamilton was freezing at death... You could say that he died with a Burr
  8. You know Alexander Hamilton was a great man. A real 10/10.
  9. How did Alexander Hamilton die? He got Aaron Burnt
  10. I believe it was Alexander Graham Bell that once said... How did you get this number?
  11. Alexander Graham Kowolczyk... The inventor of the telephone pole.
  12. What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear? Alexander Fang
  13. Who was the heaviest US founding father? Alexander.
    He weighed a Hamil*ton*!
  14. What happened to Alexander Hamilton when be died? He got Burried
  15. Alexander Godunov Is Alexander a good dancer?

Alexander Graham Jokes

Here is a list of funny alexander graham jokes and even better alexander graham puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • We all remember Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone... But no one ever remembers Alexander Graham Kowalczyk, the first telephone pole.
  • TIL that immediately after Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he learned that he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
  • Did you hear that Alexander Graham Bell got fired from the theatre? He was always phoning it in.
  • What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over? Alexander Graham Fell!

Alexander Great Jokes

Here is a list of funny alexander great jokes and even better alexander great puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Surely it can't be a coincidence that Kermit the Frog and Alexander the Great share the same middle name... Hmmmm
  • A brief history of Ancient Greek culture Greece before Alexander the Great: Kinda nistic.
    Greece after Alexander the Great: Hella nistic.
  • What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? The second word.
  • Did you hear about the first time Alexander The Great went to a brothel? He came, he saw, he came.
  • A r**..., a carpenter, and Alexander the Great walk into a bar They came, they saw, they conquered
Alexander joke, A r**..., a carpenter, and Alexander the Great walk into a bar

Alexander joke, A r**..., a carpenter, and Alexander the Great walk into a bar

Howlingly Hilarious Alexander Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about alexander you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make alexander pranks.

After being elected President, Bernie Sanders confronted...

...General Keith B. Alexander (the head of the NSA) and asked him on what grounds he wanted to continue observing the American people's cell phone/internet communications.
The General sighed and shook his head. "Some men just want to watch the world, Bern."

After the assassination of Tsar Alexander II of Russia, a government official in Ukraine menacingly addressed the local rabbi,

"I suppose you know in full detail who was behind it."
"Ach," the rabbi replied, "I have no idea, but the government's conclusion will be the same as always: they will blame the Jews and the chimneysweeps."
"Why the chimneysweeps?" asked the befuddled official.
"Why the Jews?" responded the rabbi.

What do you call a party featuring John Adams, Alexander Hamilton and co as guests?

A feds era list party.

I was talking to my friend about nicknames...

Like how Maddie is short for Madeline or Alex for Alexander
- But wait, how do you get d**...' from 'Richard?'
You ask nicely

Julius Caeser and Alexander the Great are in a bathroom together

They are both going pee in two urinals right next to each other. Alexander the Great leans over the divider looks at Caeser and says "My empire is bigger than yours"

Why did Alexander Hamilton get busted for possession?

'Cause he's not throwing away his p**....

Alexander joke, Did you hear that Alexander Graham Bell got fired from the theatre?

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