Alexander Jokes

Funniest Alexander Short Jokes

Short alexander jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The alexander humour may include short jokes also.

1. What did they call the conflict between Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr? The Ham-Burr-Grrr.
   I'm not even sorry.
2. I broke up with my girlfriend by text last night, it went pretty ugly... She got up from the couch, started beating me with her phone...
   
3. "I'm not throwing away my shot" Alexander Hamilton, leader of the pro-vaccine movement 1780.
4. Now that there is a musical about Alexander Hamilton, I'm going to make a Musical about the founding of the Webster's English Dictionary It's going to be a play on words
5. What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke? My Favorite,
   When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
6. Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize? Because it's a "no bell" prize.
7. Alexander Graham Bell is always given a huge amount of praise for inventing the first telephone The credit should really go to whomever invented the SECOND telephone.
8. Russian Ministry of Communication announces proof that Putin invented the telephone. Played recording of three messages on answering machine left by Alexander Graham Bell.
9. We all remember Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone... But no one ever remembers Alexander Graham Kowalczyk, the first telephone pole.
10. Surely it can't be a coincidence that Kermit the Frog and Alexander the Great share the same middle name... Hmmmm

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Alexander One Liners

Which alexander one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with alexander? I can suggest the ones about and .

1. What do you call someone who impersonates Alexander Graham Bell? Phony
2. Who was Alexander Graham Bellski? The first telephone Pole
3. What do Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common? Their middle name.
4. Poor Alexander and Annabelle Pai...
5. Was Alexander Hamilton Cold or Hot when he died? He was cold. Because Burrr.
6. You know Alexander Hamilton was a great man. A real 10/10.
7. How did Alexander Hamilton die? He got Aaron Burnt
8. I believe it was Alexander Graham Bell that once said... How did you get this number?
9. Alexander Graham Kowolczyk... The inventor of the telephone pole.
10. What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear? Alexander Fang
11. Who was the heaviest US founding father? Alexander.
    He weighed a Hamil*ton*!
12. What happened to Alexander Hamilton when be died? He got Burried
13. Alexander Godunov Is Alexander a good dancer?
14. What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over? Alexander Graham Fell!
15. What do Alexander Skarsgard and Ikea have in common? Swedish meatballs

Alexander Graham Jokes

Here is a list of funny alexander graham jokes and even better alexander graham puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• TIL that immediately after Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he learned that he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
• Did you hear that Alexander Graham Bell got fired from the theatre? He was always phoning it in.

Alexander Great Jokes

Here is a list of funny alexander great jokes and even better alexander great puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A brief history of Ancient Greek culture Greece before Alexander the Great: Kinda nistic.
  Greece after Alexander the Great: Hella nistic.
• Did you hear about the first time Alexander The Great went to a brothel? He came, he saw, he came.

Howlingly Hilarious Alexander Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about alexander you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make alexander pranks.