Following is our collection of oliver humor and vladimir one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Alexander puns for adults, dirty aleck jokes or clean supple gags for kids.
There is an abundance of ussr jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 31 funniest jokes on alexander. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any gregor witze you can hear about alexander.
...General Keith B. Alexander (the head of the NSA) and asked him on what grounds he wanted to continue observing the American people's cell phone/internet communications.
The General sighed and shook his head. "Some men just want to watch the world, Bern."
They both have the same middle name.
She got up from the couch, started beating me with her phone...
(credit to a Russian stand up comedian Alexander Sobolevsky, he does these neat one liners)
They came, they saw, they conquered
My Favorite,
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
It's going to be a play on words
The first telephone Pole
Their middle name.
"I suppose you know in full detail who was behind it."
"Ach," the rabbi replied, "I have no idea, but the government's conclusion will be the same as always: they will blame the Jews and the chimneysweeps."
"Why the chimneysweeps?" asked the befuddled official.
"Why the Jews?" responded the rabbi.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
The credit should really go to whomever invented the SECOND telephone.
Same middle name.
Because it's a "no bell" prize.
But no one ever remembers Alexander Graham Kowalczyk, the first telephone pole.
During a history lesson, the teacher asks her students, OK class, who knows what event, consequential for the history and culture of the Russian people, took place in 1799?
From the back of the class, a student raises his hand and answers, Our greatest poet Alexander Sergeevich Pushkin was born.
The teacher replies, Very good Misha! Now can anyone tell me what other momentous event took place in 1812?
Misha again raises his hand and says, That's easy! Our greatest poet Alexander Sergeevich Pushkin turned 13.
Hmmmm
Like how Maddie is short for Madeline or Alex for Alexander
- But wait, how do you get 'Dick' from 'Richard?'
You ask nicely
They are both going pee in two urinals right next to each other. Alexander the Great leans over the divider looks at Caeser and says "My empire is bigger than yours"
A feds era list party.
he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
Greece before Alexander the Great: Kinda nistic.
Greece after Alexander the Great: Hella nistic.
'Cause he's not throwing away his pot.
A real 10/10.
And that when Alexander Bell first invented the phone, he found 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
They would have discovered Penicil(e^(x))
He was always phoning it in.
They were anti-biopics.
You could say that he died with a Burr
He got Aaron Burnt
He was cold. Because Burrr.
The inventor of the telephone pole.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.