The Best 34 Alexander Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Alexander jokes. There are some alexander vladimir jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alexander supple puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Alexander Jokes and Puns

TIL people STILL tell Chuck Norris Jokes!

And that when Alexander Bell first invented the phone, he found 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite,
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

What do Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common?

Their middle name.

Alexander joke, What do Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common?

A rapist, a carpenter, and Alexander the Great walk into a bar

They came, they saw, they conquered

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

Julius Caeser and Alexander the Great are in a bathroom together

They are both going pee in two urinals right next to each other. Alexander the Great leans over the divider looks at Caeser and says "My empire is bigger than yours"

Did you hear that Alexander Graham Bell got fired from the theatre?

He was always phoning it in.

Alexander joke, Did you hear that Alexander Graham Bell got fired from the theatre?

After being elected President, Bernie Sanders confronted...

...General Keith B. Alexander (the head of the NSA) and asked him on what grounds he wanted to continue observing the American people's cell phone/internet communications.

The General sighed and shook his head. "Some men just want to watch the world, Bern."

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e^(x))

How did Alexander Hamilton die?

He got Aaron Burnt

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

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I believe it was Alexander Graham Bell that once said...

How did you get this number?

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They both have the same middle name.

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When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

After the assassination of Tsar Alexander II of Russia, a government official in Ukraine menacingly addressed the local rabbi,

"I suppose you know in full detail who was behind it."

"Ach," the rabbi replied, "I have no idea, but the government's conclusion will be the same as always: they will blame the Jews and the chimneysweeps."
"Why the chimneysweeps?" asked the befuddled official.
"Why the Jews?" responded the rabbi.

TIL that immediately after Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he learned that

he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

Alexander joke, TIL that immediately after Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he learned that

I was talking to my friend about nicknames...

Like how Maddie is short for Madeline or Alex for Alexander

- But wait, how do you get 'Dick' from 'Richard?'

You ask nicely

Why did Alexander Hamilton get busted for possession?

'Cause he's not throwing away his pot.

Poor Alexander and Annabelle Pai...

Who was Alexander Graham Bellski?

The first telephone Pole

Now that there is a musical about Alexander Hamilton, I'm going to make a Musical about the founding of the Webster's English Dictionary

It's going to be a play on words

A brief history of Ancient Greek culture

Greece before Alexander the Great: Kinda nistic.

Greece after Alexander the Great: Hella nistic.

You know Alexander Hamilton was a great man.

A real 10/10.

Why did some film critics hate the movie about Alexander Fleming, the inventor of Penicillin?

They were anti-biopics.

What do you call a party featuring John Adams, Alexander Hamilton and co as guests?

A feds era list party.

Alexander Graham Kowolczyk...

The inventor of the telephone pole.

We all remember Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone...

But no one ever remembers Alexander Graham Kowalczyk, the first telephone pole.

Surely it can't be a coincidence that Kermit the Frog and Alexander the Great share the same middle name...


Was Alexander Hamilton Cold or Hot when he died?

He was cold. Because Burrr.

Alexander Hamilton was freezing at death...

You could say that he died with a Burr

Alexander Graham Bell is always given a huge amount of praise for inventing the first telephone

The credit should really go to whomever invented the SECOND telephone.

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name.

"I'm not throwing away my shot"

Alexander Hamilton, leader of the pro-vaccine movement 1780.

What did they call the conflict between Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr?

The Ham-Burr-Grrr.

I'm not even sorry.

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