Alexander Graham Jokes

Funniest Alexander Graham Short Jokes

Short alexander graham jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The alexander graham humour may include short graham jokes also.

1. What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke? My Favorite,
   When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
2. Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize? Because it's a "no bell" prize.
3. Alexander Graham Bell is always given a huge amount of praise for inventing the first telephone The credit should really go to whomever invented the SECOND telephone.
4. Russian Ministry of Communication announces proof that Putin invented the telephone. Played recording of three messages on answering machine left by Alexander Graham Bell.
5. We all remember Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone... But no one ever remembers Alexander Graham Kowalczyk, the first telephone pole.
6. TIL that immediately after Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he learned that he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
7. Did you hear that Alexander Graham Bell got fired from the theatre? He was always phoning it in.

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Alexander Graham One Liners

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1. What do you call someone who impersonates Alexander Graham Bell? Phony
2. Who was Alexander Graham Bellski? The first telephone Pole
3. I believe it was Alexander Graham Bell that once said... How did you get this number?
4. Alexander Graham Kowolczyk... The inventor of the telephone pole.
5. What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over? Alexander Graham Fell!

Unearthly Funniest Alexander Graham Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

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