The Best 44 Alexa Jokes

Following is our collection of Alexa jokes which are very funny. There are some alexa ellie jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alexa despacito puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Alexa Jokes and Puns

Jeff Bezos: "Alexa, send nudes to my secret admirer."

Alexa: "Got it. Sending nudes to the National Enquirer."

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

Why did the bicycle fall over?

It was two-tyred.

Alexa gave me that one. Bing Bang boom.

Alexa, tell me a dirty joke

The patron tells the waiter "this coffee tastes like mud". The waiter replies "yes sir, it is fresh ground".

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They both have the same middle name.


I can't wait to hook my new bidet up to my Echo on wifi

It'll be nice to say "Alexa, give me a rim job" whenever I want

Alexa is so easy

You just say her name and she gets turned on.

I find Siri, Cortana and Alexa really sexy.

They may not be able to make me a sandwich, but they can order me one.

People complain about a lack of women in tech jobs

That's nonsense - what about Siri, Alexa and Cortana?

Me: "Alexa, add tinfoil for hats to my shopping cart."

Alexa: "I ordered yesterday after I noticed you had 3 sheets left in your upper right cupboard. You're all good."

Who was Alexander Graham Bellski?

The first telephone Pole

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Amazon Alexa is sexist.

My parents got an Amazon Echo for Christmas and all they do is shout at it and get disappointed by all it can't do.

I've been replaced by Alexa and it's great.

ME: Siri, what time is it?

ALEXA: Who is Siri?

ME: Haha Alexa, I meant Alexa

ALEXA: Ok but who is Siri?

ME:...

ALEXA: Playing "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood

I can't wait to get my new Alexa. She's going to do everything for me!

She's due in 9 months!

Happy Valentine's to my one true love

Alexa, you really light up my life.

My wife asked me why I carry around a gun in the house.

And I answered, because of the decepticons!

She laughed, I laughed, Alexa laughed, I shot Alexa.

It was a good time.

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You know Alexander Hamilton was a great man.

A real 10/10.

My wife asked my why I carry a gun around the house.

I answered, because of the Decepticons!

She said there is no such thing as Decepticons.

"You're right I guess" I said.

I laughed. She laughed. Alexa laughed. I shot Alexa.

It was a good time.


I'm really worried about my privacy being compromised and my personal data being shared by third parties.

"Alexa, what steps can I take to protect my privacy?"

My wife asks Alexa at least once a day - sometimes multiple times - what's the weather?

I just added a routine to make Alexa respond "you've got windows, don't you?"

And now we wait.

(Not really a joke but I'm giggling with anticipation)

Alexa tell me a marriage joke..

Me: "Alexa tell me a marriage joke"

Alexa: "sorry, something went wrong"

My fiancee keeps yelling at me because Alexa is interrupting her game on the Kindle.

I can't help it. My voice turns her on.

I regret naming my daughter Alexa because of the popularity of the Amazon Echo. So we decided to change her name to something that will never be a popular word.

We're trying to pick between Cortana and Bixby

Have you ever been to a funeral for a dead meme?

They're so sad, Alexa plays Despacito

Why is Alexa always crashing?

Female drivers.

What's a sharks least favourite name?

Ned
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So I have my Alexa set up to tell me joke when I say goodnight, last night it told me that joke...and I can't work it out?! I have searched for it online, and other people have searched for it but no one has seemed to find out what it means.

Am I being stupid and missing something obvious? Did I have a half asleep fever-dream and imagine this non-joke?

Wishing a happy women's day to Siri and Alexa

.... the only two women who listen to men and do as they say!!

In this house we say 'please' and 'thank you' to Alexa.

We're hoping she'll take it easy on us when Skynet goes active.

Alexander Graham Bell is always given a huge amount of praise for inventing the first telephone

The credit should really go to whomever invented the SECOND telephone.

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name.

Why are tennis players always hugging?

Because they always start their matches at love all

(A joke from my Alexa)

Me- Alexa check my bank balance and tell me which apple product can I buy?

Alexa- apple juice

I told my wife the our phones were spying on us.

"Nonsense" she said. I laughed. She laughed. Siri laughed. Alexa laughed.

A joke Alexa told me during my morning routine

Happy international Left Handers day

On the other hand if you don't want to celebrate that's all right

My wife asked me why I was whispering at home

I said I was worried that Mark Zuckerberg was listening. She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed. We all laughed...

My four-year-old came up with this one:

What do you call a hobbit in blue pants? Lord of the jeans.

(This was after he heard the Alexa ask, what do you call a hobbit playing a fiddle? Lord of the Strings )

Alexa for President!

I asked Alexa if she was considering running for President, but she said she was better suited for Speaker of the House.

Alexa, why do I always screw up with the ladies?

I'm Siri, you idiot!

I asked my phone "Siri, why am I so bad with women?"

She said "I'm Alexa you moron."

Siri, why am I so bad at relationships with women?

This is Alexa.

Did you hear about new electric car from Germany?

It's called a Voltswagen.

(Credit for this: Alexa this morning)

My son made up this joke. Knock knock

-Who's there?
-Alexa
-Alexa who?
-Sorry I don't know that one. You can always leave feedback on the Alexa app.

My wife asked why I talked so quietly today, I told her I was afraid mark zuckerberg was listening!

She laughed, I laughed, Siri laughed and Alexa laughed!

-James Franco

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