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Alexa: "Got it. Sending nudes to the National Enquirer."
Because it's a "no bell" prize.
It was two-tyred.
Alexa gave me that one. Bing Bang boom.
The patron tells the waiter "this coffee tastes like mud". The waiter replies "yes sir, it is fresh ground".
They both have the same middle name.
It'll be nice to say "Alexa, give me a rim job" whenever I want
You just say her name and she gets turned on.
They may not be able to make me a sandwich, but they can order me one.
That's nonsense - what about Siri, Alexa and Cortana?
Alexa: "I ordered yesterday after I noticed you had 3 sheets left in your upper right cupboard. You're all good."
The first telephone Pole
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I've been replaced by Alexa and it's great.
ALEXA: Who is Siri?
ME: Haha Alexa, I meant Alexa
ALEXA: Ok but who is Siri?
ME:...
ALEXA: Playing "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
She's due in 9 months!
Alexa, you really light up my life.
And I answered, because of the decepticons!
She laughed, I laughed, Alexa laughed, I shot Alexa.
It was a good time.
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A real 10/10.
I answered, because of the Decepticons!
She said there is no such thing as Decepticons.
"You're right I guess" I said.
I laughed. She laughed. Alexa laughed. I shot Alexa.
It was a good time.
"Alexa, what steps can I take to protect my privacy?"
I just added a routine to make Alexa respond "you've got windows, don't you?"
And now we wait.
(Not really a joke but I'm giggling with anticipation)
Me: "Alexa tell me a marriage joke"
Alexa: "sorry, something went wrong"
I can't help it. My voice turns her on.
We're trying to pick between Cortana and Bixby
They're so sad, Alexa plays Despacito
Female drivers.
Ned
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So I have my Alexa set up to tell me joke when I say goodnight, last night it told me that joke...and I can't work it out?! I have searched for it online, and other people have searched for it but no one has seemed to find out what it means.
Am I being stupid and missing something obvious? Did I have a half asleep fever-dream and imagine this non-joke?
.... the only two women who listen to men and do as they say!!
We're hoping she'll take it easy on us when Skynet goes active.
The credit should really go to whomever invented the SECOND telephone.
Same middle name.
Because they always start their matches at love all
(A joke from my Alexa)
Alexa- apple juice
"Nonsense" she said. I laughed. She laughed. Siri laughed. Alexa laughed.
Happy international Left Handers day
On the other hand if you don't want to celebrate that's all right
I said I was worried that Mark Zuckerberg was listening. She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed. We all laughed...
What do you call a hobbit in blue pants? Lord of the jeans.
(This was after he heard the Alexa ask, what do you call a hobbit playing a fiddle? Lord of the Strings )
I asked Alexa if she was considering running for President, but she said she was better suited for Speaker of the House.
I'm Siri, you idiot!
She said "I'm Alexa you moron."
This is Alexa.
It's called a Voltswagen.
(Credit for this: Alexa this morning)
-Who's there?
-Alexa
-Alexa who?
-Sorry I don't know that one. You can always leave feedback on the Alexa app.
She laughed, I laughed, Siri laughed and Alexa laughed!
-James Franco
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