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- Alex Trebek died shortly after Sean Connery. He had to hurry and get to heaven before Connery found his Mother.
- Doctor- Calm down alex, it's just a minor operation. Patient- thank you, but I am not Alex.
Doctor- I am. - "Dad, why is my sister called Rose?" "Becausr your mother likes roses."
"Thanks dad"
"No problem Alex." - Why is it difficult to replace Alex Trebek? Because most people don't want to put their life in Jeopardy.
- Alex- Have you heard? Professor Smith from our apartment house is gay!
Matt - Wow, what a surprise! I have been sleeping with him for half a year, but never knew he was a professor... - David Cameron sends Alex Salmond a text following the Scottish vote... David: "Hi mate just checking in, u k?"
- Anyone who believes in climate change just believes whatever someone tells them to. They don't think for themselves. I know that because Alex Jones told me so
- Just saw that Wayne Rooney has been to see Sir Alex Ferguson in hospital. His speech is definitely improving and he can now just about string a sentence together. Said Sir Alex
- Someone broke into Alex Rodriguez's house and beat his wife with a pole. Actually it was A Rod
- Alex Trebek: Jesus Loves You. What is a good thing to hear in church, but not so much in a Mexican prison?
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Alex One Liners
Which alex one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with alex? I can suggest the ones about alex trebek and jeopardy.
- Too soon What is making a joke about Alex Tribek's cancer diagnosis?
- Have you heard about... Alex Trebex?
His job is in jeopardy. - you gotta kind of feel sorry for Alex Tribek most of the time...his life was in Jeopardy!
- I asked Alex Trebek: "What is Jeopardy?" He responded: "What is Jeopardy?"
- Poor Alex Trebek... I heard his job is in Jeopardy
- What's the difference between Alex Jones and Jeff Bezos? Alex Jones was on Joe Rogan
- did you hear about what happened to Alex Trebek's resume? His whole career's in jeopardy
- I'll take ZEN KOANS for $500 please Alex.
- Alex Jones hates crisis actors. So he quit his job.
- Alex Trebek said a racial slur in an interview His job is now in Jeopardy
- Alex Salmond walks into a bar in Scotland I'm sorry, I meant the United Kingdom.
- What did Geddy, Alex, and Neil say after their first performance? What a Rush!
- Why doesn't Alex Trebek want to host another game show? Because his life is in Jeopardy
- Hey did you guys hear Alex Trebek is in the hospital? What is blood clot in the brain?
- What's James Alex Feilds Jr's other name? Speed Racist
Alex Trebek Jokes
Here is a list of funny alex trebek jokes and even better alex trebek puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A patron kicked out of a bar. Who is a drunk and belligerent Alex Trebek?
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What funny jokes about alex you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean flight jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make alex pranks.
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ALEX TREBEK: This accidental discovery in 1928 opened the door to modern antibiotics
**ME:** *(spraying a mouthful of popcorn)* WHAT IS A DOORKNOB?!
[jeopardy]
"The Bible for $500 Alex"
Alex: The moral in Genesis
"What is don't walk with a Cain if you're Abel?"
Alex: We'll accept that
Dating a nice guy.
Sam: Your boyfriend seems real nice.
Alex: Yea, he's the best!
Sam: He seems a little TOO nice though, can't be all that exciting in the bedroom.
Alex: Not true, what they say about nice guys is true you know.
Sam: What's that?
Alex: Nice guys ALWAYS finish last.
Alex Ovechkin, the captain of the Washington Capitals based in Washington, D.C.
is Russian.
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s**... with twins
Two guys are at a bar. One of them looks to the other and says, "I had the best time last night. I had s**... with twins!" The other asks, "How could you tell them apart?" "Well, Jessica had long, beautiful, blonde hair, and Alex had a goatee.
Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?
Because it's a "no bell" prize.
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What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane c**...?
Take your time, there's no Rush...
How did Alexander Hamilton die?
He got Aaron Burnt
Alexa, tell me a dirty joke
The patron tells the waiter "this coffee tastes like mud". The waiter replies "yes sir, it is fresh ground".
A woman had five sons.
A woman had five sons: Alex, Bill, Chad, Doug, and Eric. One day, the woman gets a phone call from the hospital. The doctor says, "I'm so sorry to tell you this, but your son was in a car accident and broke his leg."
"Oh no!" She responds, "Which one?"
The doctor answers, "The left leg."
I believe it was Alexander Graham Bell that once said...
How did you get this number?
What did Alex say to his college roommate to get him to stop working on his college essay and come out for hotdogs
Relish today...
And Ketchup tomorrow
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8-year old Alex had a crush on his teacher, so he stayed behind in recess.
The teacher asked Alex if something was wrong, since he wasn't out with the others.
"It's because I'm in love with you, Alex told her.
"Well," the teacher replied - "What If I don't like small children?".
"Then...we'll just have to be careful, I guess".
A boy learned about abortion is school one day...
When the boy got home he found his parents on the couch.
"Mom, Dad, what do you think about abortion?" He asked.
"I don't know," replied his dad, "ask your sister."
"I don't have a sis-"
(Thanks to my friend, Alex, for telling me that joke.)
Whenever I hear brick I always yell out "HOUSE!"
My friend Alex House hates when I go to his basketball games
How to make a dumb person curious!!!
Alex: John, do you know how to make a dumb person curious?
John: no dude , how?
Alex: I'll tell you tomorrow.
"Alexa, how do you spell clearance?"
P R I M E D A Y.
Alexa is so easy
You just say her name and she gets turned on.
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What do you call a Russian without a cup?
Alex Ovechkin
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I was talking to my friend about nicknames...
Like how Maddie is short for Madeline or Alex for Alexander
- But wait, how do you get d**...' from 'Richard?'
You ask nicely
what does alex trebeck say before committing assault?
oooh im sorry, the correct answer was yes
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If Alex Trebek is accused of s**... harrasment...
his career will be in jeopardy!
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Why did Alexander Hamilton get busted for possession?
'Cause he's not throwing away his p**....
Me: "Alexa, add tinfoil for hats to my shopping cart."
Alexa: "I ordered yesterday after I noticed you had 3 sheets left in your upper right cupboard. You're all good."
Who was Alexander Graham Bellski?
The first telephone Pole
My wife and I made a list of people we can sleep with if we ever met. She picked Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, and Cam Gigandet
I picked her sister, her cousin, and our neighbor because men are simple like that.
This High Flying 2009 film from Pixar studios won Best Animated Feature at the 82nd Academy Awards.
"What's 'Up', Alex?"
"Not much, what's up with you?"
You know Alexander Hamilton was a great man.
A real 10/10.
Alexis Ohanian quietly launched a chain of bridal boutiques...
and he named the company Weddit.
Alex Ovechkin invites Sidney Crosby over to watch a movie
Crosby sits down in the theater room, and waits for Ovechkin. Ovechkin finally walks in, and is drinking a cup a water. Crosby says "Hey can i get something to drink?". Ovechkin responds sorry I only have one cup.
Alexa tell me a marriage joke..
Me: "Alexa tell me a marriage joke"
Alexa: "sorry, something went wrong"
Alexander Graham Kowolczyk...
The inventor of the telephone pole.
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If Alex Jones and chris brown were both on fire and you only had one fire extinguisher...
Where would you hide it?
I hired a clown for my child's birthday party.
But I don't think he and his friends find Alex Jones funny.
What did Alex Mercer actually say to sgt Heller when they first met? (Prototype joke)
"Salmutations."
Was Alexander Hamilton Cold or Hot when he died?
He was cold. Because Burrr.
Unban Alex Jones
How can we unban Alex Jones? Is there a petition or something we can sign? We need him in these trying times
I heard Alex Smith is going to take a knee with Kaepernick
Word is, he can't stand to play football anymore
"Alexa, whom did you give my data?"
"Sorry, I don't know that."
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Alex Jones dies and meets Jesus at the pearly gates.
As they are waiting to see if God will allow Alex into heaven, Jesus says:
"Alex, while we wait you can ask me any question and I will answer it".
So Alex asks him, "who planned 9/11?"
And Jesus responds "o**... Bin Laden"
Alex goes " wow, this goes higher up than I thought."
My name is Alex.
My mom was going to name me 'Alec,' but she knew I was going to be fat.
So she decided to make my name plural.
Why is Alexa always crashing?
Female drivers.
[Joke Request] jokes about being first.
I'm sorry if this is against the rules but I'm first to speak at a speech I have to give and I was looking for a one liner I could introduce myself with. It should be something related to being first because my name is Alex and it's in alphabetical order.
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Alex Jones was right
it really IS a **prisonplanet** we're living on
Alexander Graham Bell is always given a huge amount of praise for inventing the first telephone
The credit should really go to whomever invented the SECOND telephone.
Me- Alexa check my bank balance and tell me which apple product can I buy?
Alexa- apple juice
Alexa for President!
I asked Alexa if she was considering running for President, but she said she was better suited for Speaker of the House.
Alex was at the store and couldn't decide between buying tinactin or lotrimin. After all....
He didn't want to make a rash decision.
John Buttlicker went to the magistrate to change his name.
He went to the attendant and told that he has had major difficulties during his life because of his name.
Attendant: Surely I can see that you have the necessary aspects to change your name! Have you tought what you would change it to?
John Buttlicker: Well I've always liked more the name Alex...
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Alexa, where's my dad?
Alexa-Your dad is in a s**... club in Las Vegas.
Young Boy-Ha, got ya Alexa ! My Dad is sitting here right next to me.
Alexa-Your mothers husband is sitting here right next to you. Your Dad is in a s**... club in Las Vegas.
Why didn't Alexa run for Senate?
Because she likes being Speaker of the House.
What does Alexa like to eat for breakfast?
Siri-al.
Went to a restaurant with my wife and the host's name was Alex. So I said Table for 2 Alex
We were the first Daily Double…
If anyone gets this joke I apologize immensely. Bad dry dad jokes are kinda my thing.
Alexa, tell me a joke
Alexa, tell me a joke. ...Alexa? Alexa?
Sorry, I wasn't listening. I thought you deserved some privacy.
Really? Well, that's nic-
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