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My visit to Poland

I met a Polish friend of mine and told him I want to explore what Poland has to offer.
I asked about the beer culture.
We have lots of beers, ales, ciders, lagers, you name it!
Great, what would you recommend?
Anything Czech…
So instead we went out for lunch.
I want to eat something Polish!
We have dumplings, called pierogi, very popular and delicious…
Excellent, I would like to have those please.
No problem, would like Russian pierogi or Ukrainian ones?

A man goes to the bar after his shift at the lumber mill...

A man goes to the bar after his shift at the lumber mill. After having a few beers with his friend, he spies a very attractive girl sitting by herself, and decides to go say hi. Before he can make his way over however, his friend grabs his arm and says, "Hey, it's not worth it man. I noticed she's only been drinking ales tonight. I don't think she's into lagers."

So a guy walks into a bar with a giraffe......

They have a good few drinks and get rather drunk.
After many more straight whiskeys and ales the giraffe finally gives up the ghost and passes out beside the bar..
The guy feeling he's not too far behind, finishes his last whiskey and turns to leave picking up his coat.
The barman says sharply you can't leave that lyin' here .
The guy turns slightly and slurs over his shoulder it's not a lion, it's a giraffe .

I never get drunk when I drink a certain type of beer. It's because I eat salt at the same time.

It keeps me cured of my ales.

What kind of beer do Fox News analysts drink?

Roger Ales.


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