Ale Jokes

47 ale jokes and hilarious ale puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ale that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover a selection of Ale Jokes originating from brewmasters in the beer business. Laugh out loud at funny puns focused on stout, ginger ale and more. A great collection of drinking humor that will make any beer lover smile.

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Funniest Ale Short Jokes

Short ale jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ale humour may include short gulp jokes also.

  1. Did you hear about the lady who fell in love with a ginger ale salesman? [original!] She was Schwepped off her feet
  2. I'm feeling sad because I went to the supermarket today for the sale they had on ginger ale but they were dumping all their stock into a hydraulic crusher out back. It was soda pressing.
  3. In honor of today's date (May the 4th be with you) I came up with a Star Wars joke Did you hear about the new Jedi beer?
    It's Force Ale.
  4. A barmaid named gail There once was a barmaid named Gail
    On her chest was tattooed the prices of ale.
    And on her behind,
    For the sake of the blind,
    Was the same thing written, in braille.
  5. BLONDE ALE Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
    A: They're both empty from the neck up.
  6. I heard Dreamworks next picture will be about ale drinking in the Middle Ages... It's called "How to Drain Your Flagon".
  7. I went into a pub in Stratford and said in my best Shakespearean voice, "A flagon of your finest ale please, Falstaff. "
    They threw me out. Told me I was bard.
  8. What do you call a brewmaster that wears a bright purple robe and carries around an enormous recipe book? An Ale Chemist.
  9. A Limerick There once was a barmaid in Salles,
    On her chest wrote the price of ale.
    And on her behind,
    For the sake of the blind,
    Was the same information in Braille.
  10. I never get drunk when I drink a certain type of beer. It's because I eat salt at the same time. It keeps me cured of my ales.

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Ale One Liners

Which ale one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ale? I can suggest the ones about beverage and brewery.

  1. Your favorite drink must be ginger ale..... cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry.
  2. Some say that beer is soda with soul... No wonder ginger ale isn't alcoholic!
  3. What do you call a red headed beer? A Ginger Ale!
  4. How does an alcoholic keep up their morale? With More ale
  5. What about that new beer... by Peter Cotton Ale? It's made with more hops!
  6. How do you call the biggest beer bottle? The alpha ale.
  7. What is Trey Parker and Matt Stone's favorite beer? Kilkenny Ale.
  8. What kind of beer do Fox News analysts drink? Roger Ales.
  9. What kind of beer does Larry Page drink? Jeem Ale
  10. Why can't redheads get drunk? Because they only drink Ginger Ale.
  11. What's the German super hero called? Ale-Man
  12. Why is beer the best cure for a hangover? Because it's good for what ales you.
  13. What type of singing do chickens do? Yolk-aling
  14. Beer What's Homer Simpson's least favorite style of beer? Flanders Red Ale.
  15. Why can't you purchase beer from a pirate? Because dead men sell no ales.

Ginger Ale Jokes

Here is a list of funny ginger ale jokes and even better ginger ale puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do vampire bats like to eat the most? Ginger ale and Chinese food
  • What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory? Ginger ale.
  • Are Ginger Ale made from real gingers? Said Cartman.
  • What do you call a bubbly red-head? Ginger ale
  • What's a ginger's favorite drink? Ginger ale!
  • What is a red haired persons favorite alcohol? Ginger Ale

Unearthly Funniest Ale Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about ale you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean brew jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ale pranks.

An Irishman took his son to the bar on his birthday to buy him his first drink.

The father bought his son a stout, but he didn't like it and didn't want to drink it.
The father decided to drink it for him and ordered an ale instead.
He didn't like it either. So, the father drank it and ordered him a cider.
Lager, cider, cream ale... he didn't like any of them, so the father drank them and ordered whiskey instead.
He didn't like any of the Irish whiskeys the father ordered, so the old man drank them and decided to give up.
By the time they left the bar. The father was so drunk he could barely push his son's stroller home.

Two Native Americans

Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit
down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there
s**... back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says,
"How would you boys like a b**...?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him
unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do
that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting
a job!"

An Elf, a Dwarf, and a Hobbit walk into a bar...

All three proceed to eat, drink and have a good time, slamming down pint after pint of ale until finally the pub was closing. The bartender asks them how he should split the tab as it was a pretty hefty sum.
"I got this," replies the Elf as he looks at the bill. "My two friends here are always a little short anyway."

A chicken walks in to a bar...

A chicken walks in to a bar. The bartender says, "What'll be, chicken?"
The chicken says, "I'd like a nice pale ale with some type of a fruit flavor."
The bartender says, "You want the bar across the road."

An American, An Englishman, and A Bavarian walk into a bar

The American orders a bud, the Englishman a pint of ale.
The Bavarian orders a coke and says to the others:
"If you won't drink beer, I won't either."

Three Knights Walk Into A Bar

Three knights walk into a bar.
the first knight asks the bartender for a cup of ale.
the second knight asks the bartender for a mug of ale.
the bartender turns to the third knight and says, "don't tell me, you want a jug of ale?"
The third knight says, "None for me, I'm two knight's designated driver.

A pirate walks into a bar...

...and requests a grog of ale.
"Sure thing pal," says the bartender. But he sees the pirate has his ship's wheel stuck in his pants. "Mr. Pirate," he says, "you do realize your wheel is in your pants?"
The pirate looks at the bartender with a fury-induced bloodshot eye that held years of rage. "'s driving me *nuts*!"

When life gives you melons...

...make d**... ale.

New beer at Tesco

Tesco have announced that they will be adding a new beer to their value real ale range.
Alongside the affordable Simply Golden Ale and the inexpensive Simply Dark, they're adding Simply Red, for when money's too tight to mention.