Aldi Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Aldi jokes. Read aldi bulk jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aldi pecans puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Charming Humor Aldi Jokes with Loads of Fun

My husband commented on the new store that is being built nearby: That's a nice looking Aldi!

I told him it just looks like Aldi others.


Sorry y'all. It's been such a bad day, and this little exchange my hubby and I had earlier had us both laughing probably more than we should have. Hope it makes one of you out there smile too.

ALDI grocery stores have announced their new store brand peanuts.

ALDI's nuts

Been analysing my spending and it turns out rather than large purchases, most of my expenditure seems to go on the mysterious middle aisle in German supermarkets.

To put it another way: it's not the big things, it's Aldi Lidl things.

Hey baby do you shop at Aldi?

Cause you'll love Aldi's nuts.

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

What do aldi and the nfl draft have in common?

They're both places you can get a quarterback

So have you heard about the mass immigration problem ALDI has been having?

They even got a new slogan: Do work or ALDI port ya

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We suggest you to use only working aldi beez piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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