The Best 8 Aldi Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Aldi jokes. There are some aldi bulk jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aldi pecans puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Aldi Jokes and Puns

My husband commented on the new store that is being built nearby: That's a nice looking Aldi!

I told him it just looks like Aldi others.


Sorry y'all. It's been such a bad day, and this little exchange my hubby and I had earlier had us both laughing probably more than we should have. Hope it makes one of you out there smile too.

ALDI grocery stores have announced their new store brand peanuts.

ALDI's nuts

Been analysing my spending and it turns out rather than large purchases, most of my expenditure seems to go on the mysterious middle aisle in German supermarkets.

To put it another way: it's not the big things, it's Aldi Lidl things.

Hey baby do you shop at Aldi?

Cause you'll love Aldi's nuts.

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

What do aldi and the nfl draft have in common?

They're both places you can get a quarterback

So have you heard about the mass immigration problem ALDI has been having?

They even got a new slogan: Do work or ALDI port ya

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the aldi soy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working aldi beez piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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