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My husband commented on the new store that is being built nearby: That's a nice looking Aldi!

I told him it just looks like Aldi others.
Sorry y'all. It's been such a bad day, and this little exchange my hubby and I had earlier had us both laughing probably more than we should have. Hope it makes one of you out there smile too.

ALDI grocery stores have announced their new store brand peanuts.

ALDI's nuts

I got one of those Humpty Dumpty toys from Aldi.

It's brilliant.
It comes with Aldi King's horses and Aldi King's men.

Been analysing my spending and it turns out rather than large purchases, most of my expenditure seems to go on the mysterious middle aisle in German supermarkets.

To put it another way: it's not the big things, it's Aldi Lidl things.

Hey baby do you shop at Aldi?

Cause you'll love Aldi's nuts.

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