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  1. Why did Princess Leia date so many guys before she found Han? She was looking for love in Alderaan places.
  2. Yoda would be a terrible navigation officer If you were piloting a ship with him and asked him Are we going the right way to Alderaan?

    He'd reply saying Off course, we are .
  3. I want to find a girlfriend who's into Star Wars I've been looking for love in Alderaan places.
  4. My brother's still single on star wars day. Apparently he's been looking for love in Alderaan places.
  5. I tried asking girls out at a Star Wars convention I've been looking for love in Alderaan places.
  6. Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush? She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.
  7. How come does Luke Skywalker does not have a girlfriend? He was looking for love in Alderaan places
  8. Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together? Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!
  9. When Luke(Skywalker) fell in love with (Princess) Leia, you could say... he was looking for love in Alderaan places!
  10. If you are dating a girl that doesn't like Star Wars... You are looking for love in Alderaan places.
Alderaan joke, If you are dating a girl that doesn't like Star Wars...

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  1. Darth Vader could never find love.... He was looking in Alderaan places.
  2. Why would someone need a Death Star? For Alderaan reasons.
  3. Why couldn't Princess Leia find love? She was looking in Alderaan places.
  4. How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia? By saying Alderaan things.
  5. Why couldn't the Empire find the rebel base? They were looking in Alderaan places.
  6. My date with Leia didn't go well I just said Alderaan things
  7. Luke wanted to find love But he looked in Alderaan places.
  8. I didn't study for my Star Wars test.. So I'm getting Alderaan answers
  9. A lot of guys found Princess Leia attractive... ...but for me she ticks Alderaan boxes.
  10. Why does Princess Leia have a hard time finding love? She's looking in Alderaan places.
  11. These Rogue One spoilers are just all the wrong moves In Alderaan places
  12. Why could Luke and Leia never be together? They went looking for love in Alderaan places.
  13. Why can't Vader find a steady relationship? He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places
  14. Why didn't Luke get with Leia? Because he was looking for love in Alderaan places.
  15. Why did the Death Star destroy the planet? For Alderaan reasons

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Why did Vader (Anakin) finally rebelled against the Emperor?

In Episode 3, he helped carry out Order 66 to kill all Jedi.
In Episode 4, he helped carry out Order 67 to destroy Alderaan.
In Episode 5, he helped carry out Order 68 to destroy rebel base on Hoth.
In Episode 6.... the Emperor was just too old and n**... for Vader to carry out Order 69.

Why couldn't the married couple wait for their honeymoon on Alderaan?

It was gonna be a blast.

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