Alderaan Jokes

Following is our collection of dagobah humor and vii one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Alderaan puns for adults, dirty wookie jokes or clean starwars gags for kids.

There is an abundance of coruscant jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 22 funniest jokes on alderaan. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any ewok witze you can hear about alderaan.

The Best jokes about Alderaan

Darth Vader could never find love....

He was looking in Alderaan places.

Why would someone need a Death Star?

For Alderaan reasons.

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

My brother's still single on star wars day.

Apparently he's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

My date with Leia didn't go well

I just said Alderaan things

Luke wanted to find love

But he looked in Alderaan places.

Why did Vader (Anakin) finally rebelled against the Emperor?

In Episode 3, he helped carry out Order 66 to kill all Jedi.
In Episode 4, he helped carry out Order 67 to destroy Alderaan.
In Episode 5, he helped carry out Order 68 to destroy rebel base on Hoth.
In Episode 6.... the Emperor was just too old and nasty for Vader to carry out Order 69.

I didn't study for my Star Wars test..

So I'm getting Alderaan answers

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

How come does Luke Skywalker does not have a girlfriend?

He was looking for love in Alderaan places

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

A lot of guys found Princess Leia attractive...

...but for me she ticks Alderaan boxes.

When Luke(Skywalker) fell in love with (Princess) Leia, you could say...

he was looking for love in Alderaan places!

If you are dating a girl that doesn't like Star Wars...

You are looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why couldn't the married couple wait for their honeymoon on Alderaan?

It was gonna be a blast.

Why does Princess Leia have a hard time finding love?

She's looking in Alderaan places.

Cringey star wars joke

Just thought of a cringey star wars joke while being unable to sleep

Q- What was Hans Solo's response to Princess Leia when she asked where he had been all her life?

A- In Alderaan places

These Rogue One spoilers are just all the wrong moves

In Alderaan places

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why couldn't Luke, Han, Chewie and Obi Wan find Leia's home planet?

They were looking in Alderaan places

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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