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...and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
And the horse replies, "I'm finally starting to realize that my alcoholism is tearing my family apart,"
Perry further explained the similarities between the two by saying, They are both things I experimented with while in college and both resulted in my liver taking a pounding.
It walks.
You spill less beer that way.
Alcoholism
- Alcoholism Is A Slow Death!
- And we are not in a hurry!
...reading.
I can't remember the last time I blacked out.
While his wife sits at home crying, because his crippling alcoholism is destroying their marriage.
Happy Wednesday...
The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My alcoholism is destroying my family."
That game is called alcoholism.
And slowly alcoholism tears apart his family
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It still hasn't cured my alcoholism.
I'm going to pour out all the booze in my house. One shot at a time.
my alcoholism.
His friend said to try *alcohol* but he said that he wanted a long term change. To this, his friend said **alcoholism**.
I say liver cross fit!
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
I just worry about keeping the water out of my beer
They can both be ended with a twelve step program
Alcoholism
Dammit Otto, you're an alcoholic
Dammit Otto, you have lupus
One of those doesn't sound right
RIP Mitch Hedberg
Bruises.
"Because alcoholism has destroyed my life and my family. Let me get your rail whiskey."
Squirrels aren't tearing my family apart.
I just can't pass a bar
I'll drink to that.
..that drink really hit the spot.
A son walks up to his dad to ask him about alcoholism.
Son: "dad, what is an alcoholic?"
Father: "do you see those four trees over there? Well, an alcoholic would see eight."
Son: "but dad, I only see two!"
Right now i like them younger, sweeter, and prettier. As i age, i start to like them older, more bitter, and contributing to my alcoholism.
because my alcoholism is tearing me apart.
Withkey.
Alcoholism
He was more convincing when he blamed his alcoholism on not getting me a Christmas present
Bartender says get your shots here
In his water bottle
And memory loss.
With crippling alcoholism
But on the other hand, she gives me a Riesling to get up in the morning.
...and exclaims "we did it! We found a medical cure for alcoholism! All you have to do is take this one pill daily and you are cured."
Slowly a hand raises in the back and a man says "what happens if you take two?"
So I guess I'm not an alcoholic.
I've been drinking steady every day since I was 16 , and I haven't become an alcoholic yet
Alcoholism.
My friend goes to get a beer from his fridge and asks me if I'd like one
Me - "sure! I can't refuse a free drink, it's against my religion"
Friend - "what religion is that?"
Me - "Alcoholism"
It's terrible what alcoholism does to your organs.
"That's racist!"
Okay, so a Christian man and a Jewish man walk into a bar...
"That's religionist!"
Okay, so two men walk into a bar...
"That's sexist!"
Okay, so a man and a woman walk into a bar...
"That's homophobic!"
Okay, so two people walk into a bar...
"That's ableist!"
Okay, so two people enter a bar...
"That promotes alcoholism!"
Okay, so two people enter a place...
"Animals have rights too!"
Okay, so two animals, which may or may not be human, enter a place...
"I've heard this one before!"
He orders a shot of whiskey and a beer.
The bartender says Why the long face?
The horse replies My alcoholism is destroying my family.
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