Following is our collection of drinker humor and alcohol one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Alcoholics puns for adults, dirty autonomous jokes or clean drunk gags for kids.
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They both view alcohol as a solution.
I'll see my self out......
They are always in denial.
They stumble around breaking things
What is this, said the bartender, Alcoholics Eponymous?
One...Ok, just one more...Maybe a third to be social...May as well make it a few more now, I've missed the last bus...
My gene pool has a swim up bar.
They wine too much.
They stumble everywhere.
Two. One to hold the lightbulb in place and one to drink until the room spins.
But to keep it short, I just tell people I'm in the NCAA.
Alcoholics synonymous.
It's hard for them to pass the bar.
They couldn't pass the bar
They both treat their demons with spirits!
Operator: "Yes."
Caller: "Can you tell me how to make Sangria?"
Because all they serve is cold turkey.
...just drink for the sake of it?
Alcoholics go to meetings, we drunks go to parties.
Kids, Alcoholics and yoga pants.
They have twelve-step-parents.
Michael Coors Light
For the shots
Adickshun
all the free boos they could ask for
But everyone already knows
After going through health class I realized that was bad but hey, if they wanted to be alcoholics then Soviet
It's haunted by spirits.
There are far too many depressed alcoholics in my town.
would we have government of the pickled, by the pickled, and for the pickled?
They wine down.
Because they're all in the nile
Not all alcoholics are Irishmen, but all Irishmen are alcoholics!
Nobody was anonymous, they were all friends, all brothers. So we went out to celebrate.
Paddy went to the Doctors. and said do you treat alcoholics , The Dr replied, of course we do ………Paddy said great get your coat on, I'm feckin skint
The cockpit door!
Because they love BOOOOoooOOoOoOoooooooze!!
Yeah I still drink, I just use a different name, that's all
(Courtesy of Rodney Dangerfield on The Johnny Carson Show)
That's why I only drink every night.
Stoners wait for them to turn green
Because alcoholics have to go to all those meetings.
They are only partially lit.
"You got an AA A, eh?"
Drunken Donuts
Because men are 13 times more likely to become alcoholics.
What's the difference between a group of alcoholics and a group of necrophiliacs?
Nothing. They both love to crack a cold one open with the boys
My small town is full of alcoholics, all 72 of them sold out the first day!
Forties
AA battery
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.