The Best 16 Alcoholics Anonymous Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Alcoholics Anonymous jokes. There are some alcoholics anonymous jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alcoholics anonymous puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Alcoholics Anonymous Jokes and Puns

Ever since I was a kid I wanted to be good enough at skating, biking, surfing, or running to be chosen to represent a brand like Nike, Red Bull, or Under Armour. Recently the pandemic has allowed me to double down on recreation and hone my craft, and I finally got a sponsor.

Thanks Alcoholics Anonymous!

Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

Alcoholics Anonymous joke, Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

alcoholic alzheimer's anonymous.

No one knows who they are, or what they're drinking.

New study shows procrastination is as harmful to mental health as alcohol abuse

To combat this, I've decided to form Procrastinators anonymous, please consider joining it!


I would go to alcoholics anonymous

But everyone already knows

I went to Alcoholics Anonymous and when I arrived...

Nobody was anonymous, they were all friends, all brothers. So we went out to celebrate.

Alcoholics Anonymous joke, I went to Alcoholics Anonymous and when I arrived...

Well I finally solved my drinking problem, I joined Alcoholics Anonymous

Yeah I still drink, I just use a different name, that's all

Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ‘My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'

Told my Canadian friend my Alcoholics Anonymous teacher gave my homework an A

"You got an AA A, eh?"

They are going to change the name of the AA (Alcoholics Anonymous) as people kept getting it mixed up with AA (automobile Association)

The new name will be The Royal alcoholics Club...the RAC!

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What do Alcoholics Anonymous and circle jerks have in common?

They're both about pulling yourself together

I just finished Organic Chemistry, and I still don't understand why we named the alcohols.

I thought they were supposed to be anonymous.

After a rough night, I woke up one morning and thought I should join Alcoholics Anonymous...

I changed my mind though, because I am NOT a quitter.

Hello Alcoholics Anonymous?

I'd like to anonymously report a bunch of alcoholics getting together in my neighbor's yard.

"Sorry sir, that's not the point of the program"

It's better to be a worldwide alcoholic, than an Alcoholic Anonymous.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the alcoholics anonymous jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working alcoholics anonymous piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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