The Best 15 Alcoholic Beverages Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Alcoholic Beverages jokes. There are some alcoholic beverages jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alcoholic beverages puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Alcoholic Beverages Jokes and Puns

I have one alcoholic beverage and they call me an alcoholic

But when I have a Fanta, no one calls me fantastic.

The estate of Charles Dickens is too make alcoholic beverages from the apples on their land

The slogan is "All the girls love a Dickens Cider"

I really don't have much of an opinion on alcoholic beverages during the holidays...

You could say I'm pretty eggnogstic.

Thou shouldst never accepth a can containing an alcoholic beverage from this person

Shakesbeer.

What's Darth Maul's favourite alcoholic beverage?

*Qui-Gon* Gin


A weasel walks into a bar

- Good evening! Would you like water, pop or an alcoholic beverage? - Asks the bartender.

-Pop! Goes the weasel

I've protected my laptop by placing several alcoholic fruity beverages on top of it.

I guess I misunderstood when people told me to focus on cider security.

What's the scariest alcoholic beverage?

Malibooooooo

what was the ancient romans favorite alcoholic beverage?

sham-pagan

What is a cat's favorite alcoholic beverage?

Boxed wine, obviously.

What's Kurt Cobain's favorite alcoholic beverage?

He likes some shots!

You can explore alcoholic beverages reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean alcoholic beverages dad jokes. There are also alcoholic beverages puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Consuming alcoholic beverage is prohibited in my office!

So I sit down with root beer on a square table sometimes.

What alcoholic beverage do cows drink?

MOOOOOnshine

Did you know there is a name for successively savouring every alcoholic beverage from a country?

Its called irresponsible drinking.

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the alcoholic beverages jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working alcoholic beverages piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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