The Best 5 Alcohol Consumption Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Alcohol Consumption jokes. There are some alcohol consumption jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alcohol consumption puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Alcohol Consumption Jokes and Puns

I've started a new religion based on the consumption of high-percentage alcohol. Its only downside is that I now miss a lot of work due to hangovers

It's called absinthe-theism.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

Good way to reduce alcohol consumption

William Sexfear's one good way to reduce alcohol consumption..

Before marriage- Drink whenever you are sad.

After marriage- Drink whenever you are happy.

According to the Laws of Thermodynamics...

Open consumption of alcohol is an offense. My advice is to steer clear of the town of Thermodynamics.

Man goes to doctors office

Doctor asks about his alcohol consumption. "I only drink when I am having a party."
"So often do you have a party?" "Whenever I have any alcohol"


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the alcohol consumption jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working alcohol consumption piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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