Amusing & Witty Alcohol Addiction Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
I overheard my 14 year old daughter telling this joke to a friend.
-"Every time I say something, you say the word addicted"
-"ok"
-"Drugs"
-"Addicted"
-"Alcohol"
-"Addicted"
-"What slapped you across the face last night? "
" Addicted"
Why are so many chemists addicted to alcohol?
Because they are sure alcohol is a solution.
How do you call an alcoholic that doesnt admit the addiction?
Jack Denials
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, why the long face?"
"Because I have a crippling addiction to alcohol." says the horse.
What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?
I don't have an alcohol collection.
Its good that the Japanese chef is recovering from his alcohol addiction
He's 2 years soba already.
My alcohol addiction was so bad i used to drink hand sanitiser!
Im clean now!
What do a dyslexic alcoholic and a s**... addict have in common?
They both love going to the bra.
Scientists have developed a new alcohol so addictive you can't live without it. It's name?
Oxy-Gin.
Alcohol and cigarettes have warning labels because they are addictive, dangerous, and destroy lives.
And yet women are allowed to just roam around.
What's the difference between an addict and an alcoholic?
Alcoholic runs the red light and the addict sits through three greens.
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America has crazed, gun addicted, alcoholic, violent people. What does Russia have?
Russians.
When I was a kid, my teacher told the whole class to go home and smoke or drink. Get it out of your system. After that, you will never feel like doing it again. Thanks to him, I never smoked or touched alcohol after that night of trying.
I moved to bigger things. I am a crack addict now.
Alcoholism joke?
If a person who is addicted to alcohol is an alcoholic, the a person who is addicted to cats is a catholic?
I am a theatrical alcoholic.
I'm addicted to boos.
After everything I say say addicted
Food! Alcohol! Sports! What rubbed across your face last night?
If an alcoholic is someone addicted to alcoholic and a chocoholic is someone addicted to chocolate, then what's a Catholic?
Delusional.
I don't understand how people can get addicted to alcohol.
I've been drinking every day for the past couple years and I'm still not addicted.
An alcoholic addict just returned home from a rehab and he saw crate of empty bottles sitting at the corner and he goes there grab one and smacknit to the wall and said "you made my wife leave me."
Grab another one and smashes it and said "you made me get fired from work" and grab another one which was full and was about to smash it and he brushes it and said "you were not part of them and open and drink...."
