alchemist Jokes

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What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

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How does an alchemist get his girl in the mood?

Elixir :P

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Fullmetal Alchemist is so unrealistic

I mean how can they draw such perfect circles?

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How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

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What do you call a Jewish alchemist?

A Hebrew.

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How does the Alchemist turn on his girlfriend?

Elixir.

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What did the alchemist get in the Olympics?

Metals.

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