Alchemist Jokes

What are some Alchemist jokes?

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

How does an alchemist get his girl in the mood?

Elixir :P

Fullmetal Alchemist is so unrealistic

I mean how can they draw such perfect circles?

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

What do you call a Jewish alchemist?

A Hebrew.

How does the Alchemist turn on his girlfriend?

Elixir.

What does the Jewish alchemist do in his spare time?

Hebrew

The Alchemist greets the Hero

"It's about thyme..."

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