Alchemist Jokes
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How does an alchemist please his wife?
Elixer
Fullmetal Alchemist is so unrealistic
I mean how can they draw such perfect circles?
What do you call a Jewish alchemist?
A Hebrew.
How does the Alchemist turn on his girlfriend?
Elixir.
What does an Israeli alchemist do?
Hebrew
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My girlfriend is an alchemist. Last night she drank 8 r**... & cokes.
Then she vomited 7-up.
The Alchemist greets the Hero
"It's about thyme..."
What's an alchemist's favorite classic rock band?
Gold Zeppelin
What did the alchemist get in the Olympics?
Metals.
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