The Best 10 Alchemist Jokes

Following is our collection of Alchemist jokes which are very funny. There are some alchemist ora jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alchemist khan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

How does an alchemist please his wife?


What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?


How does an alchemist get his girl in the mood?

Elixir :P

Fullmetal Alchemist is so unrealistic

I mean how can they draw such perfect circles?

How does the alchemist please his wife?


What do you call a Jewish alchemist?

A Hebrew.

How does the Alchemist turn on his girlfriend?


What does the Jewish alchemist do in his spare time?


My girlfriend is an alchemist. Last night she drank 8 rum & cokes.

Then she vomited 7-up.

The Alchemist greets the Hero

"It's about thyme..."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the alchemist innit jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working alchemist illusionist piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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