Alchemist Jokes

Following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include Alchemist puns, dirty or clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best jokes about Alchemist

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?


How does an alchemist get his girl in the mood?

Elixir :P

Fullmetal Alchemist is so unrealistic

I mean how can they draw such perfect circles?

How does the alchemist please his wife?


What do you call a Jewish alchemist?

A Hebrew.

How does the Alchemist turn on his girlfriend?


What does the Jewish alchemist do in his spare time?


My girlfriend is an alchemist. Last night she drank 8 rum & cokes.

Then she vomited 7-up.

The Alchemist greets the Hero

"It's about thyme..."

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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