5+ Charming Humor Alcatraz Jokes with Loads of Fun

Alcatraz Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Alcatraz jokes. Read alcatraz urination jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alcatraz alkaline puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Charming Humor Alcatraz Jokes with Loads of Fun

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

I once had a selfie with Dwayne Johnson at the Alcatraz Island (during an SF City Tour)...

Now I know what it feels to be stucked between The Rock and A Hard Place...

Why were the prisoners of Alcatraz upset when the shortest inmate broke free by sliding down his homemade rope?

It was a little condescending.

Why are there no black people on alcatraz

Because it's a golden gated community

FYI: They sell booze on the Ferry Ride back from Alcatraz

So come take part in Alchietraz

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