The Best 5 Alcatraz Jokes

Following is our collection of Alcatraz jokes which are very funny. There are some alcatraz urination jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alcatraz alkaline puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Alcatraz Jokes and Puns

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

I once had a selfie with Dwayne Johnson at the Alcatraz Island (during an SF City Tour)...

Now I know what it feels to be stucked between The Rock and A Hard Place...

FYI: They sell booze on the Ferry Ride back from Alcatraz

So come take part in Alchietraz

Why were the prisoners of Alcatraz upset when the shortest inmate broke free by sliding down his homemade rope?

It was a little condescending.

Why are there no black people on alcatraz

Because it's a golden gated community


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the alcatraz hace jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working alcatraz fruity piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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