Alcatraz Jokes

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What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?


I once had a selfie with Dwayne Johnson at the Alcatraz Island (during an SF City Tour)...

Now I know what it feels to be stucked between The Rock and A Hard Place...

Why were the prisoners of Alcatraz upset when the shortest inmate broke free by sliding down his homemade rope?

It was a little condescending.

Why are there no black people on alcatraz

Because it's a golden gated community

FYI: They sell booze on the Ferry Ride back from Alcatraz

So come take part in Alchietraz

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