Alcatraz Jokes

Following is our collection of prison funnies and urination chistes working better than reddit jokes. They include Alcatraz puns for adults, dirty uncharted jokes or clean alkaline gags for kids.

There is an abundance of hace jokes out there, and you're fortunate because we've a collection of favorite ones. Check out the funniest 5 jokes on the internet, even funnier than any fruity witze you can hear about alcatraz.

The Best jokes about Alcatraz

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?


I once had a selfie with Dwayne Johnson at the Alcatraz Island (during an SF City Tour)...

Now I know what it feels to be stucked between The Rock and A Hard Place...

Why are there no black people on alcatraz

Because it's a golden gated community

Why were the prisoners of Alcatraz upset when the shortest inmate broke free by sliding down his homemade rope?

It was a little condescending.

FYI: They sell booze on the Ferry Ride back from Alcatraz

So come take part in Alchietraz

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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