Albuquerque Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
Indian On The Road
I'm driving from Santa Fe to Albuquerque when I see an American Indian lying on the road with his ear to the ground. Curious, I pull over, walk up to him and ask, "Excuse me, what are you doing?" He says, "Silver 1991 Chevy station wagon, one man, one woman, two children". I say, "Wow, you can tell all that just by listening to the road?" He says, "Heck no, they just ran me over".
Whoever decided to spell it Albuquerque instead of Albakirky...
you're a fuquing quoqusuquer.
After visiting the US, a Tibetan monk made the mistake of meditating on his flight home.
He transcended to another plane and ended up in Albuquerque.
Why did the bird poacher get arrested in New Mexico?
Because he took a wrong tern in Albuquerque.
Indianapolis found after 72 years
Bugs finally remembered to make that left at Albuquerque
