Following is our collection of funny Albuquerque jokes. There are some albuquerque amarillo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these albuquerque mexico puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
I'm driving from Santa Fe to Albuquerque when I see an American Indian lying on the road with his ear to the ground. Curious, I pull over, walk up to him and ask, "Excuse me, what are you doing?" He says, "Silver 1991 Chevy station wagon, one man, one woman, two children". I say, "Wow, you can tell all that just by listening to the road?" He says, "Heck no, they just ran me over".
you're a fuquing quoqusuquer.
He transcended to another plane and ended up in Albuquerque.
Because he took a wrong tern in Albuquerque.
Bugs finally remembered to make that left at Albuquerque
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the albuquerque immigrate jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working albuquerque ymca piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.