Albuquerque Jokes

Following is our collection of ciudad humor and amarillo one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Albuquerque puns for adults, dirty buenos jokes or clean mexico gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Albuquerque

Indian On The Road

I'm driving from Santa Fe to Albuquerque when I see an American Indian lying on the road with his ear to the ground. Curious, I pull over, walk up to him and ask, "Excuse me, what are you doing?" He says, "Silver 1991 Chevy station wagon, one man, one woman, two children". I say, "Wow, you can tell all that just by listening to the road?" He says, "Heck no, they just ran me over".

Whoever decided to spell it Albuquerque instead of Albakirky...

you're a fuquing quoqusuquer.

After visiting the US, a Tibetan monk made the mistake of meditating on his flight home.

He transcended to another plane and ended up in Albuquerque.

Why did the bird poacher get arrested in New Mexico?

Because he took a wrong tern in Albuquerque.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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