The Best 5 Albuquerque Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Albuquerque jokes. There are some albuquerque amarillo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these albuquerque mexico puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Albuquerque Jokes and Puns

Indian On The Road

I'm driving from Santa Fe to Albuquerque when I see an American Indian lying on the road with his ear to the ground. Curious, I pull over, walk up to him and ask, "Excuse me, what are you doing?" He says, "Silver 1991 Chevy station wagon, one man, one woman, two children". I say, "Wow, you can tell all that just by listening to the road?" He says, "Heck no, they just ran me over".

Whoever decided to spell it Albuquerque instead of Albakirky...

you're a fuquing quoqusuquer.

After visiting the US, a Tibetan monk made the mistake of meditating on his flight home.

He transcended to another plane and ended up in Albuquerque.

Why did the bird poacher get arrested in New Mexico?

Because he took a wrong tern in Albuquerque.

Indianapolis found after 72 years

Bugs finally remembered to make that left at Albuquerque


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the albuquerque immigrate jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working albuquerque ymca piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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