The Best 32 Albums Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Albums jokes. There are some albums song jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these albums singers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Albums Jokes and Puns

Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife...

She says, "Oh man, I'm a huge fan! I've got every one of your albums except the first one."
He says, "I find your lack of 'Faith' disturbing".

Taylor Swift is dropping albums like I'm dropping pounds

Only two, but still more than anyone expected.

Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife...

Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife...

She says, "Oh man, I'm a huge fan! I've got every one of your albums except the first one." He says, "I find your lack of 'Faith' disturbing".

I'm addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums.

I need Help.

Your family is so ugly...

...your photo albums only contain the negatives

When I was a single man, I had an incredible amount of spare time.

Since I started listening to full albums I'm always stuck in my room.

"It's not you, it's me"

The saying "It's not you, it's me" actually originates from chinese families looking through family photo albums.

Albums joke, "It's not you, it's me"

A new study indicates that listening to albums by the band Queen might be bad for your health.

They have a high Mercury content!

My client is very particular about which classical albums she wants me to restore...

If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it.

Adele names albums by numbers, relating to important things in her life.

Her next is rumoured to be called 3.14159265359

Did you know that AC/DC made the longest song ever?

It lasted 12 albums

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My Dad was a Musician who played with the Beatles all the time.

He had all their albums but that was his favorite.

I'm obsessed with buying Beatles albums

I need Help!

After his passing...

...his re-released albums will officially be reprince.

I tried getting into Guinness World record by smashing up music albums

I broke a lot of records

*ba dum tis*

Do I have a police record?

No... but I have two of their albums on tape.

Albums joke, Do I have a police record?

I smashed a thousand albums yesterday...

I think I broke a record.

Confession: Every now and then I still enjoy listening to one of Bill Cosby's old comedy albums.

Call it a guilty pleasure.

Who looks like a alpaca and drops sick albums in 2017

...Kendrick Llama

Where Does Phil Collins Record His Albums?

In the stu\-stu\-studio.

Reaction to this could go either way. I am ready.

What do Kevin Spacey and posthumous 2Pac albums have in common?

They both came out at confusing times.

Two Arab mothers were looking at photo albums of their kids.

One mother says to the other " aww , look at them they blow up so fast"

Adele called her first albums 19 & 21 because they are numbers that have special importance to her life

Her follow up 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 is due out next month.

An old woman is lying on her deathbed when her youngest granddaughter, holding back tears, says to her: "I love you, Grandma."

The old woman replies:
Oh yeah? Name 3 of my albums.

My friends find it a bit odd that I store my alcohol on oversized versions of Pink Floyd's albums.

But, you know what they say: 99 bottles of beer on The Wall.

My doctor banned me from listening to my Queen albums...

...due to their high Mercury content.

Albums joke, My doctor banned me from listening to my Queen albums...

Billy has 5 albums by Morrissey and he buys 2 more, what does Billy have?

Depression, Billy has depression.

When I was a single man, I had plenty of free time.

Now that I listen to full albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

TIL: Listening to Queen albums is one of the factors that might cause autism.

Possibly because of the high Mercury content.

I was going to rank Green Day's albums from best to worst.

Then I realized they already made them in order.

Thriller is truly one of the best albums of all time

Nobody will ever beat it...

Now that Platini has been banned from football...

Who's going to make all the sticker albums?

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