Albums Jokes

Following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit jokes. They include Albums puns, dirty or clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best jokes about Albums

Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife...

She says, "Oh man, I'm a huge fan! I've got every one of your albums except the first one."
He says, "I find your lack of 'Faith' disturbing".

When I was a single man, I had an incredible amount of spare time.

Since I started listening to full albums I'm always stuck in my room.

"It's not you, it's me"

The saying "It's not you, it's me" actually originates from chinese families looking through family photo albums.

Adele names albums by numbers, relating to important things in her life.

Her next is rumoured to be called 3.14159265359

Did you know that AC/DC made the longest song ever?

It lasted 12 albums


After his passing...

...his re-released albums will officially be reprince.

I tried getting into Guinness World record by smashing up music albums

I broke a lot of records

*ba dum tis*

Do I have a police record?

No... but I have two of their albums on tape.

I smashed a thousand albums yesterday...

I think I broke a record.

Confession: Every now and then I still enjoy listening to one of Bill Cosby's old comedy albums.

Call it a guilty pleasure.

Who looks like a alpaca and drops sick albums in 2017

...Kendrick Llama


Adele called her first albums 19 & 21 because they are numbers that have special importance to her life

Her follow up 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 is due out next month.

Two Arab mothers were looking at photo albums of their kids.

One mother says to the other " aww , look at them they blow up so fast"

Where Does Phil Collins Record His Albums?

In the stu\-stu\-studio.

Reaction to this could go either way. I am ready.

What do Kevin Spacey and posthumous 2Pac albums have in common?

They both came out at confusing times.

An old woman is lying on her deathbed when her youngest granddaughter, holding back tears, says to her: "I love you, Grandma."

The old woman replies:
Oh yeah? Name 3 of my albums.

My friends find it a bit odd that I store my alcohol on oversized versions of Pink Floyd's albums.

But, you know what they say: 99 bottles of beer on The Wall.

Billy has 5 albums by Morrissey and he buys 2 more, what does Billy have?

Depression, Billy has depression.

When I was a single man, I had plenty of free time.

Now that I listen to full albums, I hardly ever leave the house.


TIL: Listening to Queen albums is one of the factors that might cause autism.

Possibly because of the high Mercury content.

My doctor banned me from listening to my Queen albums...

...due to their high Mercury content.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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