The Best 89 Album Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Album jokes. There are some album concert jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these album adele puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Album Jokes and Puns

Matthew McConaughey and Andre 3000 released an album together.

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If you like to have sex while listening to music, always pick a live album

... that way you'll get applauded every 3-4 minutes

Taylor swift waved at a boy yesterday

But he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.

Album joke, Taylor swift waved at a boy yesterday

If Al Gore tried his hand as a musician, his album would be called...

**Algorithms.**

Girlfriend thought of this while doing dishes earlier.... I could hear her laughing to herself in the other room for almost 10 minutes.

Why can't you hear the bass on Metallica's And Justice For All album?

Because they threw the bass player under the bus.


My car started making this whining noise...

So I took it to the shop and had the mechanic look over it. Turns out all he had to do was take the Taylor Swift album out.

Sorry if this was a repost, I took a quick browse and didn't see it anywhere.

Photo Album

A young boy was looking through
the family album and asked his
mother, "Is this you on the beach?

Mother says "Yes, it is"

Son asks "Who's this guy with you with all the

muscles and curly hair?"

"That's your father."

"Then who's that old bald-headed
fat man who lives with us now?"

Album joke, Photo Album

A man was dissatisfied with a Chad Kroeger album he bought off of the 95% rack...

So he returned it and got his Nickelback

I bought 2 Chainz' latest album, but it was the censored edition.

It's easily one of the best instrumental CDs I've heard in a long time.

I only have one Michael Jackson album

it's Bad

Riff Raff should name his next album "Street Rat."

'Cause I won't buy that.

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A girl wants to go to the concert...

She asked her dad for his permission, and he said, "no, but you can buy the album, and that's vinyl."

So a man gets back from a holiday.

and he's showing his family a photo album. He gets to one picture and says, look this is a little monkey called a macaque, and it's diet consists mostly of crabs. His family is somewhat impressed and enjoy the cute picture.
The man then says "Well if you liked that, you'll love these!" turns the page and the family let out cries of disgust and horror. surprised, the man says "What? it's just another picture of a crab eating macaque."

If A Tree Falls Down In The Woods...

But no one is around to hear it. Does a hipster still buy the album?

Ebola causes headaches, feelings of nausea and is very difficult to get rid of.

Is it a virus or a free U2 album?

Taylor Swift's next album is going to be another break-up album.

It will be about her split with Spotify.

Album joke, Taylor Swift's next album is going to be another break-up album.

Can someone help me understand this joke....

Today while listening to Townes Van Zandt, he tells a joke on a live album: What's white and crawls up your leg? Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice. Am I too young to understand this? Is there a historical element to this missing?? Is it just obsurd? Thanks in advance and hope this is the right place to ask this question.

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

If a tree falls in the forest & nobody hears it...

Does a hipster buy its album?


What would a Christian Rap album featuring only UPS drivers be titled?

The Deliverance

Have you guys heard the new Potato album?

I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't, it's pretty underground

I rate the next One Direction album...

...four out of five stars.

I bought a Chris Brown's greatest hits album.

It was just a bunch of Rihanna songs.

50 Cent released an album in Zimbabwe

You probably haven't heard of it, because he debuted under the name "Million Dollar Man"

Did you hear Al Gore's new electronic / R&B album?

It's called al-gore-rhythms.

I tried buy only some of the songs off of a Beatles album

But the store owner said they all come together

Adele's album naming convention ...

... Is getting old

But seriously folks, what is Joe Walsh's best album?

Someone's written an album about thermometers...

I've heard it's been nominated for a Mercury Prize.

What's the quietest album in the world?

Stephen Hawking - unplugged

Can someone help me decide which Nirvana album to buy?

Wait, Nevermind

I sent an Adele album to a guy who bought it on eBay, anyway his payment cancelled and I'm out of pocket ....

Should I just give up or should I keep on chasing payments

Arnold Schwarzenegger is actually a talented composer with a love for classical music!

His newest album is titled, "I'll Be Bach."

Did you hear that Fergie and R. Kelly are collaborating on a new album?

They are calling their group the Black Guy Pees.

Logic

What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

People tell me that you shouldn't buy bootleg products because the quality isn't very good...

I disagree. I recently purchased a copy of the black keys newest album from a guy on the street. The quality of their #1 hit "Pyrite on the Ceiling" was superb.

Did you hear about the mummy that reached the top 10 with his new album?

People say it's cause he has the tightest wraps

I recently thought that I had lost my Chingy album

But then I realized it was right thurr

After Kanye and Donald Trump met up the other day, they will be working on a new album together....

The Deportation of Pablo

I've started planning for 2017 already: I'm going to record a Death Metal Christmas Album.

I'm going to call it *Sleigher*.

If The Dark Side Of The Moon had tracks 3 and 5 removed

The album would be timeless, but there wouldn't be any money in it.

I listened to the new Ed Sheeran album.

I can't wait for Exponentiate.

Just bought an an Indian dubstep album.

It has some pretty Sikh tunes.

I heard this new album is pretty short.

What do you mean? There should be like 15 tracks on here.

Well, the clerk told me this one only has trey songz.

What is a priest's favorite rap album?

All Sodom-Eyez On Me

Goddam it what was the name of that Nirvana album?

Ah nevermind

Have you heard the name of Chris Brown's latest album?

Chris Brown's Greatest Hits ft. Rihanna

I have been looking for a download of an album I used to have on cassette tape.

Anyone have at link to "Head Cleaner Kit"?

Fleetwood Mac are releasing a new album

I don't pay much attention to them, but I've heard rumours

So I accidentally got a tupac album

but it's no biggie

My friends and I just started a music group.

We're calling the band "Grandpa's Life Support." That way, if we ever have an acoustic album, it'll be called "Grandpa's Life Support: Unplugged."

My friend from Beijing asked me to suggest some nice Taylor Swift songs so I asked him to listen to "T.S.1989" album

I haven't heard anything from him since

I went into walmart to buy the album "Get Rich or Die Trying" but I had to dispute the price when it rang up for ten dollars...

... because it clearly says 50 Cent on it.

There's a rumor that if you play a Nickleback album backwards it plays satanic messages. But that's nothing....

... if you play it forwards it plays a Nickleback album.

A guy turns to his buddy during an archaeological excavation and slides one headphone back off his ear...

"Hey man, I really dig this album!"

What do you call a Jamaican that just finished his reggae album?

Ben-jamin

What is the difference between a Nickelback album and a Playstation Vita

You can play the Nickelback album

Does anyone know why people are buying Chris Brown's new album?

Because it beats me.

I bought a photo album.

It's just forty minutes of clicking noises.

I hear they've introduced a new category to the grammies

The quietest album; and the award goes to:
Stephen Hawking... Unplugged

When I was a kid, my dad always used to hit me with a camera

I still have flashbacks, and a really weird photo album

If you get an email saying "click this link to hear Nickelback's new album for free" DO NOT CLICK IT

It will take you directly to a site where you can hear Nickelback's new album for free.

The Eagles held the record for bestselling album of all time.

That was until Micheal Jackson beat it..

Tried to buy a Charlie Brown LP on ebay and got a Davy Jones album instead.

You know what they say.

You pay Peanuts, you get Monkees.

Just listen to Arctic Monkey's latest album

I'll give it a 4 out of 5

A rapper made an album while in prison. But everyone who bought it was jailed. Why?

Because they had a criminal record.

I was gonna ask which Nirvana album was the best but...

Nevermind.

Did Queen release a Hip-Hop album in the 70s?

Becauase I keep hearing of a Bohemian Rap-CD

What is Donald Trump's favorite Pink Floyd album?

Dark side of the Moon, for it's eclectic instrumentation and higher than average production values.

Really disappointed with the new Beatles album

It's all drum & bass

How long will it take for Rammstein's new album to be released?

'Till Lindemann has finished the lyrics.

One of my friends from Beijing is a big fan of Taylor Swift ..

He asked me to suggest some good album of her .

So I told him to try TS 1989 .

I haven't heard from him ever since .

Everyone thought Kim Jung Un was in a vegetative state, but actually he was in the studio recording his acoustic album

Kim Jung Unplugged.

My girlfriend Mel just showed me a photo album full of all her self shot images she's taken over the years

She says it's her Melfie folder

Did you guys hear about the globe that got pressed flat into vinyl album?

Yeah, it was a world record.

A coworker asked me my thoughts on Disband the Police ...

I told him I don't really listen to them much, but I enjoyed their album Synchronicity.

I have a now famous relative

I have a now famous relative named Neil Coal who works in music. Back in 2003 he was under pressure to release his first album.

You might know him as Niel Diamond.

I have every Beatles album except one.

I need Help.

What was the name of Hitler's rap album?

Straight Outta Kampfton

Turning back the clock an hour in 2020

Is like getting a bonus track on a Yoko Ono album.

I just bought a Mitch Hedburg Album I've never heard before. "Mitch Hedburg: The Lost Jokes"

It was blank.

My rap album never made big-bucks

Cause of the diss-counts

I got a vinyl album of wasp sounds the other day. Played it, didn't sound anything like wasps!

Turns out I was playing the bee side

Have you heard an ex Vice President is releasing a computer generated reggae album?

It's called Al Gore Rhythms

You kids have it easy with your convenient music streaming services and your smartphones. When we were teenagers, if we wanted to listen to an album by our favourite Australian alt rockers, we had to download it from Napster and put it on a CD ourselves.

We were burning the Midnight Oil.

Lady GaGa and the GooGoo Dolls are coming out with a children's album.

It's called GooGooGaGa

The other day I visited the thrift shop and picked up an old record album called 'Sound of Wasps'.

When I got home and played it I realised it didn't sound anything like wasps!

Turns out I'd been playing the Bee side.

You know, everyone says defund the police… but I don't think that's necessary…

They haven't put an album out in years!

Walking past the Intensive Care Unit, I heard Kanye's latest album blaring over the intercom.

I guess its true, Covid does affect your taste.

(Inspired by: u/FluffyTid)

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