Albino Jokes

38 albino jokes and hilarious albino puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about albino that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short albino jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The albino humour may include short dark skinned jokes also.

An albino guy walks into a tattoo parlor... ...the tattooist looks him over, and asks "So... what do you want?"
The albino guy replies, "BEIGE. EVERYWHERE."
Why was the albino, glasses-wearing man okay with a wizard turning him into a cool looking bug? He was a pretty fly, four eyed, white guy.
A rare white koala was born yesterday in an Australian zoo. At first they thought it was an albino, but realized that it didn't meet the koalifications.
Did you hear about the albino fortune-teller who died in the house fire? She was a rare medium, well-done.
Did you hear about the Albino impressionist? Of course, her impressions always pale in comparison to the real thing
I tried to make my sister to stop laughing on the albino Dalmatian... But it was pointless.

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Albino One Liners

Which albino one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with albino? I can suggest the ones about alpaca and off colored.

I spotted an albino Dalmatian yesterday. It was the least I could do for him.
Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian it was the least i could do for the poor fella
Dog Joke I spotted an albino Dalmatian the other day. It was the least I could do.
I spotted an albino Dalmatian yesterday He was not very appreciative of it though
What do you call a band of albinos The bleach boys
I just spotted an albino dalmation. He seemed happy to look normal afterward.
Today I saw an albino bluebottle... Pretty white for a fly guy.
What's an indecisive albino's favorite vacation spot? Nowhere Pacific.
What's an albino's favorite diet?
What is little, white and not a lie? an albino baby elephant.
What killed the albino guy crossing the mongolian dessert? Mel, a nomad.
What is a Congolese Albino's favorite kind of candy? White chocolate.
What do you call the police when they bust an albino drug ring? Ghostbusters
What do you call a black albino? Lucky
Why did the Albino pig have bad breath? He has no Pig mints.

Albino joke, Why did the Albino pig have bad breath?

Rib-Tickling Albino Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about albino you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gorilla jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make albino pranks.

The Albino and the Black Sheep

A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science. One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child.
The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"
The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion." The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Ok, ok, you no tell anyone, I no tell anyone."

Did you hear about the albino clairvoyant master hypnotist from San Francisco?

He was a super pallid Cali mystic, expert at hypnosis.
(Today I had wanted to tell someone the Gandhi joke I read on here the other day, but I couldn't remember it so I made this up and thought I may as well share it even though it's purely derivative.)