The Best 25 Albino Jokes

Following is our collection of Albino jokes which are very funny. There are some albino caucasian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these albino pigment puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Albino Jokes and Puns

I spotted an albino Dalmatian yesterday.

It was the least I could do for him.

A Chinese couple gave birth to an albino baby

...which just goes to show that two Wongs do make a white.

Today I spotted an albino Dalmatian...

It was the least I could do.

Albino joke, Today I spotted an albino Dalmatian...

The Albino and the Black Sheep

A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science. One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child.

The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"

The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion." The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Ok, ok, you no tell anyone, I no tell anyone."

Did you hear about the albino clairvoyant master hypnotist from San Francisco?

He was a super pallid Cali mystic, expert at hypnosis.

(Today I had wanted to tell someone the Gandhi joke I read on here the other day, but I couldn't remember it so I made this up and thought I may as well share it even though it's purely derivative.)


An Asian couple had an albino baby.

Just goes to show, 2 Wongs can make a white.

An albino guy walks into a tattoo parlor...

...the tattooist looks him over, and asks "So... what do you want?"

The albino guy replies, "BEIGE. EVERYWHERE."

Albino joke, An albino guy walks into a tattoo parlor...

Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had an albino child?

It was a case of two Wongs making a white.

An albino child in an African tribe...

This puts the tribe's chief in a fury and immediatly summons the white missionary that was sent by the Church in his village.

Chief: "Explain the white kid, white man!"

Priest: "Well, you see, a white child amongst your black tribe is... like the black lamb that was recently born in your herd of white sheep, they..."

Chief, interrupting: "If... if you keep quiet about the black lamb, I'll keep quiet about the child."

What do a midget albino and a tiny bucket have in common?

They are both a little pale.

Why was the albino, glasses-wearing man okay with a wizard turning him into a cool looking bug?

He was a pretty fly, four eyed, white guy.

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What do you call an albino gorilla?

Honkey Kong

What do you call an albino hog with autism?

Pigmentally Challenged

A rare white koala was born yesterday in an Australian zoo.

At first they thought it was an albino, but realized that it didn't meet the koalifications.

Did you hear about the albino fortune-teller who died in the house fire?

She was a rare medium, well-done.

I was once friends with an albino Dalmatian

He was tired of being made fun of for being completely white, so he decided to get small round tattoos inked all over his body. He was just $20 short.

I told him, Don't worry Dog, I'll spot you.

Albino joke, I was once friends with an albino Dalmatian

What do you call an albino in a BDSM scene?

Whipped cream.

What do you call an albino lion?

Animal cracker.

Did you hear about the Albino impressionist?

Of course, her impressions always pale in comparison to the real thing


Today I saw an albino bluebottle...

Pretty white for a fly guy.

Albinos

You can't say fairer than that.

Ugh. They stopped selling "skin color" Crayons.

I guess I can still draw people when my Crayons run out, but albino more.

Why do albinos hate fruit?

Because they lack melon-in

What is little, white and not a lie?

an albino baby elephant.

"____" walks into to a bar...

A mulatto, an albino and a mosquito walk into a bar. The bartender takes one look at them and.... nevermind.

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