Albino Jokes
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Funniest Albino Short Jokes
Short albino jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The albino humour may include short dark skinned jokes also.
- A Chinese couple gave birth to an albino baby ...which just goes to show that two Wongs do make a white.
- An albino guy walks into a tattoo parlor... ...the tattooist looks him over, and asks "So... what do you want?"
The albino guy replies, "BEIGE. EVERYWHERE." - Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had an albino child? It was a case of two Wongs making a white.
- I spotted an albino dalmatian the other day. It's the least I could do for the little guy.
- Why was the albino, glasses-wearing man okay with a wizard turning him into a cool looking bug? He was a pretty fly, four eyed, white guy.
- A rare white koala was born yesterday in an Australian zoo. At first they thought it was an albino, but realized that it didn't meet the koalifications.
- Did you hear about the albino fortune-teller who died in the house fire? She was a rare medium, well-done.
- Is there a condition called "melanism" ... ...in white people, the opposite of albinoism in black folks?
Because, if not, she's got some explaining to do. - Did you hear about the Albino impressionist? Of course, her impressions always pale in comparison to the real thing
- Ugh. They stopped selling "skin color" Crayons. I guess I can still draw people when my Crayons run out, but albino more.
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Albino One Liners
Which albino one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with albino? I can suggest the ones about alpaca and off colored.
- I spotted an albino Dalmatian yesterday. It was the least I could do for him.
- Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian it was the least i could do for the poor fella
- Dog Joke I spotted an albino Dalmatian the other day. It was the least I could do.
- The other day I spotted an albino dalmatian Least I could do for it
- Today I spotted an albino Dalmatian... It was the least I could do.
- I spotted an albino Dalmatian yesterday He was not very appreciative of it though
- Why did the Albino pig have bad breath? He has no Pig mints.
- An Asian couple had an albino baby. Just goes to show, 2 Wongs can make a white.
- What do you call a band of albinos The bleach boys
- Yesterday I spotted a albino Dalmatian Thought it would be the least I could do
- What do a midget albino and a tiny bucket have in common? They are both a little pale.
- I just spotted an albino dalmation. He seemed happy to look normal afterward.
- What do you call an albino hog with autism? Pigmentally Challenged
- Today I saw an albino bluebottle... Pretty white for a fly guy.
- Albinos You can't say fairer than that.
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What funny jokes about albino you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blonde haired jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make albino pranks.
The Albino and the Black Sheep
A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science. One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child.
The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"
The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion." The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Ok, ok, you no tell anyone, I no tell anyone."
Did you hear about the albino clairvoyant master hypnotist from San Francisco?
He was a super pallid Cali mystic, expert at hypnosis.
(Today I had wanted to tell someone the Gandhi joke I read on here the other day, but I couldn't remember it so I made this up and thought I may as well share it even though it's purely derivative.)
An albino child in an African tribe...
This puts the tribe's chief in a fury and immediatly summons the white m**... that was sent by the Church in his village.
Chief: "Explain the white kid, white man!"
Priest: "Well, you see, a white child amongst your black tribe is... like the black lamb that was recently born in your herd of white sheep, they..."
Chief, interrupting: "If... if you keep quiet about the black lamb, I'll keep quiet about the child."
What do you call an albino white supremacist?
An a**....
What do you call an albino gorilla?
h**... Kong
