The Best 35 Albert Einstein Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Albert Einstein Jokes and Puns

TIL Albert Einstein was a real person.

I had always thought he was only a theoretical physicist.

I only recently found out that Albert Einstein was a real person..

All this time I thought he was only a theoretical physicist

TIL Albert Einstein really existed

I thought he was a theoretical physicist.

We all know Albert Einstein was a genius..

But his brother Frank was a monster.

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Albert Einstein challenged Mr. Bean

Einstein said to Mr. Bean: "I'll ask you a question.​If you can't answer correctly, you'll give me one dollar. Then you ask me a question. If I can't answer correctly, I'll give you 1000 dollars.

Einstein: asks a question.

Mr. Bean after a little while: gives Einstein one dollar.

Einstein says: Okay, it's your turn.

Mr. Bean asks: What's an animal that has four legs, but when it's crossing a street, it has three legs and when it's on the other side of the street, it has only two?

Einstein: Thinks hard for a while.

Einstein says: I give up. *Gives 1000 dollars to Mr. Bean*

Einstein asks: What is it?

Mr. Bean: gives a dollar to Einstein.


They say you can't get a decent job without education.

But look at Albert Einstein – he was a drop-out and still ended up being the first man on the moon!

A new study shows that the majority of humans alive today are better at math than Albert Einstein.

Because he's dead.

I was today years old when I found out Albert Einstein was actually a real person...

I thought he was just a *theoretical* physicist!

A bar walks into Albert Einstein.

Oops, wrong frame of reference.

I just found out Albert Einstein was a real person

All this time I thought he was a theoretical physicist

Albert Einstein just finished his theory about space.

Its about time too

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Albert Einstein was a genius and worthy of praise and study.

His brother Frank was an absolute monster.

I got a hand job from Albert Einstein the other day...

It was a stroke of genius

I have qualities of both Albert Einstein and Arnold Schwarzenegger

Body of Einstein, brain of Schwarzenegger

They say you can't get a decent job without education.....

They say you can't get a decent job without education. But look at Albert Einstein – he was a drop-out and still ended up being the first man on the Moon!

Everyone always talks about what a genius Albert Einstein was.

They never mention what a monster his brother Frank was.

Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein and Blaise Pascal are playing hide and seek

Einstein is counting down while Newton and Pascal are trying to hide. Pascal jumps into the bushes and Newton walks a few steps, picks up a stick, draws a square on the ground and just stands there. Einstein turns around and instantly spots Newton.

- Found you Newton, you lose!
- Now wait a minute good sir, can't you see what I drew below me? I am a Newton on a square meter so technically you found Pascal.

Albert Einstein owed the inspiration for one of his best ideas to his cousin who had Down Syndrome...

he had a special relative, you see?

My friend found out that Albert Einstein was a real guy

He thought he was just a theoretical physicist


Albert Einstein was a genius and worthy of praise and study.

On the other hand, His brother Frank was an absolute monster.

An alien walks into a human brain shop

Vendor: Welcome, unfortunately we are very limited on brains right now and there are only 2 available.

Alien: I'll take a look.

Vendor: Well, here's the brain of Albert Einstein. He was very intelligent and was the reason behind much of human science. This is priced at $2. Here is the brain of someone who has watched every single "Keeping up with the Kardashians" episodes ever. It's listed at $200.

Alien: Woah, you're trying to rip me off. Why is the brain of someone that dumb worth so much?

Vendor: Simple, because this brain hasn't been used before.

What do you call Albert Einstein giving a handjob?

A stroke of genius.

What was Albert Einsteins DJ name?

MC Squared

Albert Einstein was running 20 minutes late as a guest speaker at a science conference.

He finally arrived apologizing profusely.

Einstein: "I am so terribly sorry you all had to wait. Anyway, here's my presentation."

Host: "It's about time."

Einstein: "And space!"

It's Albert Einstein, not mine

Few things are Infinite,
The Universe, Human stupidity and the amount of times you have to tell your Mother you can't pause an online Game.

Someone gave a handjob to Albert Einstein...

What a stroke of genius!

Not many people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother that an evil scientist used to experiment on.

His name was FrankEinstein

What do you call it when Albert Einstein masturbates?

A stroke of genius.

Few people knew about Albert Einstein's older brother Frank

He was a total monster.


An illiterate man and Albert Einstein are sitting together on the train.

Einstein: Let's play a game to pass some time. I'll ask you a question, and if you can't answer it, you give me $5. If I can't answer a question from you, I'll give you $50.

Illiterate man: I'll go first. What has 3 legs in the morning, 4 legs in the afternoon, and 8 legs at night?

Einstein: I don't know. (Gives man $50) What is the answer to that question?

Illiterate man: (Gives $5 to Einstein)

OMG I just found out Albert Einstein was a real person!

This whole time I thought he was a theoretical physicist!

Albert Einstein created many concepts for modern physics.

His brother, Frank, however, created a monster.

Whats Albert Einstein's rap name?

MC Squared

My grandma recently claimed she once gave a handjob to Albert Einstein..

What a stroke of genius.


Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein, and Blaise Pascal are playing hide and seek

Einstein is it, and he covers his eyes and begins to count. Pascal runs off to hide, but Newton doesn't move. He leans down, scratches out a square one meter on a side, and just stands there, right in front of Einstein.

Einstein finishes counting, uncovers his eyes, and exclaims "Newton! I found you! You're it!"

Newton replies "No. You found a Newton in a square meter. You found Pascal!"

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