Albeit Jokes

Following is our collection of oboe humor and nonetheless one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Albeit puns for adults, dirty remarkably jokes or clean surprisingly gags for kids.

There is an abundance of oddly jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes on albeit. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any sadly witze you can hear about albeit.

The Best jokes about Albeit

Cardiologist and the Mechanic

A cardiologist's car breaks down and he goes to a mechanic to get it fixed. After everything is done, the mechanic asks the cardiologist,

"Here's what I don't understand. I fix engines, and so do you, albeit human ones, so why do you get paid ten times more than I do?"

The cardiologist then turns the ignition on and says, "try it with the engine running."

Police Station Intelligence Test

Apologies if this has been posted before \(I searched, albeit not a lot\). My physics teacher in college told me this one:

They gave a basic intelligence test at the local police station. The kind where you have to stick the geometric shapes in the corresponding holes.

It turns out we have two kinds of cops: Very stupid ones and very strong ones.

I had a sudden, albeit extremely belated, realization about Jared from Subway

His career ended the way it began: trying to get into smaller pants.

Elton John

On vacation, Elton John finds himself meandering in a Mediterranean orchard. Spying a tree, Elton decides to relive some boyhood memories and climb a tree, albeit only the first branch.

As Elton sits, his well-heeled (and sparkly) feet dangling, a local boy walks by. Waving, Elton call out, "Would you like anything?"

"Fig!" The boy yells back.

Offended, Elton crosses his arms. "What did you call me?"

"No," the boy replies, pointing, "THAT low hanging fruit!"

A seagull, a pelican, and a stork walk into a bar.

The bartender albeit shocked, asks the gentlebirds what they'll be having.

To which the seagull says "ill have a sex on the beach." The bartender nods in acknowledgement. The stork speaks up next saying, "ill have a panty dropper." Again the bartender nods. He looks to the pelican and asks the bird what he will be having.

In response the pelican makes an indistinguishable noise. The bartender replies that he did not catch that. To which again the pelican makes an indistinguishable noise.

Confused he looks to the other two avians for an answer.

"I dont know why you are looking at us mate we don't know what he is saying either, he's a bird, he pelican talk.


Humans can survive their entire life without having water...

albeit a very short life

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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