The Best 7 Albeit Jokes

Following is our collection of Albeit jokes which are very funny. There are some albeit nonetheless jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these albeit surprisingly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Cardiologist and the Mechanic

A cardiologist's car breaks down and he goes to a mechanic to get it fixed. After everything is done, the mechanic asks the cardiologist,

"Here's what I don't understand. I fix engines, and so do you, albeit human ones, so why do you get paid ten times more than I do?"

The cardiologist then turns the ignition on and says, "try it with the engine running."

Police Station Intelligence Test

Apologies if this has been posted before \(I searched, albeit not a lot\). My physics teacher in college told me this one:

They gave a basic intelligence test at the local police station. The kind where you have to stick the geometric shapes in the corresponding holes.

It turns out we have two kinds of cops: Very stupid ones and very strong ones.

I had a sudden, albeit extremely belated, realization about Jared from Subway

His career ended the way it began: trying to get into smaller pants.

Elton John

On vacation, Elton John finds himself meandering in a Mediterranean orchard. Spying a tree, Elton decides to relive some boyhood memories and climb a tree, albeit only the first branch.

As Elton sits, his well-heeled (and sparkly) feet dangling, a local boy walks by. Waving, Elton call out, "Would you like anything?"

"Fig!" The boy yells back.

Offended, Elton crosses his arms. "What did you call me?"

"No," the boy replies, pointing, "THAT low hanging fruit!"

Humans can survive their entire life without having water...

albeit a very short life


A dyslexic man walked into a bra

And he had a pretty good time there with his friends, albeit having a little difficulty due to his dyslexia.

Scientists recently discovered that contrary to popular belief, all natural mushrooms are edible

Albeit some you can only eat them once...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the albeit oddly jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working albeit sadly piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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