Albanian Jokes
20 albanian jokes and hilarious albanian puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about albanian that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Albanian jokes are some of the funniest and most entertaining jokes around. If you're looking for a good laugh, then check out these Albanian jokes.
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Funniest Albanian Short Jokes
Short albanian jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The albanian humour may include short translated jokes also.
- Some of the biggest red flags I can think of are Danish, Chinese, Spainish, Turkish, or Albanian And to a lesser extent, Canadian, Indonesean, Hatian, American, and Japanese
- What's the difference between a garbage truck and an Albanian? The garbage truck is going places
- What is the difference between an Albanian and a goat? A goat can actually feed a family.
**What is the similarity between an Albanian and a goat?**
The smell. - Albanians invented a new brand of a computer The keyboard has two b**.... The first is "Test" and the second is "Cancel".
- Trolling bf Name cat Pilli (meaning p**...' in Albanian). Tell boyfriend the name of the cat but not what it means.
Invite him over for dinner to meet the parents. Tell him to call for the cat.
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Albanian One Liners
Which albanian one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with albanian? I can suggest the ones about and .
- Old romanian Joke: How do you stop an Albanian Tank? You shoot the guy pushing it.
- What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up? Italian
- How do you call a smart serbian?(no albanians please)
- American scientists have discovered.. Albanian scientists.
- You know the little burnt Albanian boy? He's now Nigel Farage
- What do you call an Albanian dinosaur? A Tiranasaurus Rex.
- Toucan: Albanians kidnap Liam Neesons bird
- An Albanian guy is about to r**... a woman
Quirky and Hilarious Albanian Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about albanian you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make albanian pranks.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman... (long joke)
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a v**... Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ghanaian, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, 2 Africans and you...
walk into a fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group, "but you can't come in here without a Thai."
An Englishman, Scottishman, Irishman, Welshman, Frenchman, Russian, Spaniard, Mexican, American, Norweigan, Swede, Albanian, Italian, Indian, Moroccan, Dutchman, Brazilian, Kenyan, Australian and Belgian walk into a bar.
The barman says; "You can't come in here without a Thai."
best jokes about Albania, from Romania:
Why the Albanian submarines resurface every 2 minutes? So the rowers can breath.
How do you destroy an Albanian tank? You shot the guy that pushes it.
Why did the Albanians lost the war? The archer was sick.
The Albanians managed to releases on market their fist computer, it's keyboard has 2 b**...: if you pres the first one nothing happens and the second one cancels the command
Come here
An Albanian guy goes for the summer to Italy. When he finally returns he won't stop bragging about all the things he did, all the places he saw, and all the things he learned.
His friend is getting annoyed with all his boasting and asks him, "How do you say 'come here' in Italian?"
"vieni qui."
"How about 'go there'?"
At this point the show-off pauses for a few seconds trying to remember.
He finally says, "I go over there and tell you 'vieni qui'."
