The Best 11 Albanian Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Albanian jokes. There are some albanian bulgarian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these albanian islander puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Albanian Jokes and Puns

Old Romanian Joke: How do you stop an Albanian Tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

An Albanian guy is about to rape a woman

What is the difference between an Albanian and a goat?

A goat can actually feed a family.

**What is the similarity between an Albanian and a goat?**

The smell.

Albanian joke, What is the difference between an Albanian and a goat?

An Englishman, Scottishman, Irishman, Welshman, Frenchman, Russian, Spaniard, Mexican, American, Norweigan, Swede, Albanian, Italian, Indian, Moroccan, Dutchman, Brazilian, Kenyan, Australian and Belgian walk into a bar.

The barman says; "You can't come in here without a Thai."

best jokes about Albania, from Romania:

Why the Albanian submarines resurface every 2 minutes? So the rowers can breath.

How do you destroy an Albanian tank? You shot the guy that pushes it.

Why did the Albanians lost the war? The archer was sick.

The Albanians managed to releases on market their fist computer, it's keyboard has 2 buttons: if you pres the first one nothing happens and the second one cancels the command


Come here

An Albanian guy goes for the summer to Italy. When he finally returns he won't stop bragging about all the things he did, all the places he saw, and all the things he learned.
His friend is getting annoyed with all his boasting and asks him, "How do you say 'come here' in Italian?"
"vieni qui."
"How about 'go there'?"
At this point the show-off pauses for a few seconds trying to remember.
He finally says, "I go over there and tell you 'vieni qui'."

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

Albanian joke, What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Albanians invented a new brand of a computer

The keyboard has two buttons. The first is "Test" and the second is "Cancel".

American scientists have discovered..

Albanian scientists.

You know the little burnt Albanian boy?

He's now Nigel Farage

Trolling bf

Name cat Pilli (meaning 'pussy' in Albanian). Tell boyfriend the name of the cat but not what it means.
Invite him over for dinner to meet the parents. Tell him to call for the cat.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the albanian sie jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working albanian lithuanian piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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