Albania Jokes

Following is our collection of ambush humor and frontline one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Albania puns for adults, dirty reenactment jokes or clean albanian gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Albania

What do you call a cute girl in Albania?

A tourist.

The Japanese designed a detective-robot able to catch thieves easily

They tried it out in three countries.

In Japan, the robots caught 100 thieves in five minutes.

In the US, the robots caught 200 thieves in five minutes.

In Albania, five minutes were enough for the robots to be stolen.

best jokes about Albania, from Romania:

Why the Albanian submarines resurface every 2 minutes? So the rowers can breath.

How do you destroy an Albanian tank? You shot the guy that pushes it.

Why did the Albanians lost the war? The archer was sick.

The Albanians managed to releases on market their fist computer, it's keyboard has 2 buttons: if you pres the first one nothing happens and the second one cancels the command

An american, a german and an albanian were on airplane...

They had to guess their own country by relasing their hand from the airplane.

The american goes first... "we are flying over America!"
-"How did you find out?"
-"I touched the scycarpers!" - says the american.

The second goes the german... "we are flying over Germany!"
-"How did you find out?"
-He says: "I touched meine army!"

Now it was the albanian turn... "we are flying over Albania!"
-"How did you find out?"
-"They stole my watch..."

A man goes to church and enters the confession booth.


The priest says: What is it you want to confess?

The man said : Father. I went out last night and hooked up with two hot girls. One of them was 19 and the other 20. One of them was blond and the other brunette. We drank and smoked weed and had sex all night. It was my first threesome.

The priest : You have sinned my son. If you want to repent...(the man interrupts)

The man: No no. I am not a christian. I even do not believe in God. I am not here to confess I just wanted to boast and tell everyone.


Come here

An Albanian guy goes for the summer to Italy. When he finally returns he won't stop bragging about all the things he did, all the places he saw, and all the things he learned.
His friend is getting annoyed with all his boasting and asks him, "How do you say 'come here' in Italian?"
"vieni qui."
"How about 'go there'?"
At this point the show-off pauses for a few seconds trying to remember.
He finally says, "I go over there and tell you 'vieni qui'."

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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