Alba Jokes

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The Best jokes about Alba

The Albama Preacher

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family."

No one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again all was quiet.

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body what would stop traffic rose from the third pew.

Her head was bowed and voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan.
I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted and the congregation roared.

A man goes to church and enters the confession booth.

The priest says: What is it you want to confess?

The man said : Father. I went out last night and hooked up with two hot girls. One of them was 19 and the other 20. One of them was blond and the other brunette. We drank and smoked weed and had sex all night. It was my first threesome.

The priest : You have sinned my son. If you want to repent...(the man interrupts)

The man: No no. I am not a christian. I even do not believe in God. I am not here to confess I just wanted to boast and tell everyone.

Come here

An Albanian guy goes for the summer to Italy. When he finally returns he won't stop bragging about all the things he did, all the places he saw, and all the things he learned.
His friend is getting annoyed with all his boasting and asks him, "How do you say 'come here' in Italian?"
"vieni qui."
"How about 'go there'?"
At this point the show-off pauses for a few seconds trying to remember.
He finally says, "I go over there and tell you 'vieni qui'."

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