The Best 30 Alaskan Jokes

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Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alaskan tundra puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Alaskan Jokes and Puns

How do you invite a Native Alaskan to your home?

You Eskimover!

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman... (long joke)

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ghanaian, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, 2 Africans and you...
walk into a fine restaurant.

"I'm sorry," says the maรฎtre d', after scrutinizing the group, "but you can't come in here without a Thai."

Married in the arctic circle

After 30 years of unfulfilling matrimony a crotchety old Alaskan couple finally decide to seek marriage counseling.

Upon the first meeting with their therapist they both sit down awkwardly on the couch, and pull back their Anorak hoods only to realize that they've been married to the WRONG person for the past 30 years.

The wife sighs, looks at the doctor and exclaims "It's like I've been trying to tell him doctor, I'm just not that Inuit."

Alaskan joke, Married in the arctic circle

What do you call an Alaskan hooker?

A frostitute.

What do you call a large alaskan animal that worships Allah?

A Mooselem


Culturally no one in alaska dates in the winter.

When asked why, one alaskan replied, "We try, but its hard to break the ice."

I tried Alaskan food once.

But I wasn't that Inuit.

Alaskan joke, I tried Alaskan food once.

Two of my mom's sisters moved to the Alaskan wilderness.

it's a double aunt tundra

What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

It is nearly impossible to find an eye doctor on an Alaskan island.

They are all optical Aleutians.

Alaskan said to Texan: Stop bragging....

...about how big your state is, or we'll divide Alaska in half and make you the third largest state.

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If you call someone from Alaska an Alaskan, someone from Texas a Texan, and Iowa an Iowan; what do you call someone from Utah?

A Mormon

Q. Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant?

Because it might be a moose steak.

An Alaskan and a Swiss went to Russia...

They visited Moosecow.

Alaskan Eye Doctor

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island... but it turned out to be an optical aleutian.

The generals thought US soil would never be vulnerable to a naval attack ...

The year: 2025. Russia invades an Alaskan archipelago. Needless to say, the US government is stripped of its Aleutians.

Alaskan joke, The generals thought US soil would never be vulnerable to a naval attack ...

What do you call a Alaskan Emo Butcher?

A cold cutter

How do you know an Alaskan girl is enjoying sex?

She's really Inuit.

Met a native Alaskan girl the other day. I asked her if all that stuff you see on the nature shows about Alaska is true How they hunt seals and eat whale blubber. She said yeah some ppl do that stuff. I asked her why she didn't

She said she's just not that Inuit.


What do a missile silo and an Alaskan outhouse have in common?

They both contain IC BMs.

Why did the Alaskans start listening to Native American folk music?

No one really knows, they're just really Inuit.

An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage.

The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked:

Where were you on the night of October to April?

How do you get an Alaskan flat tire?

When the husky falls over

What does an Alaskan accountant and sociopath have in common?

They're both cold and calculating.

My wife and I broke up

Looking back it just seems silly. We broke up because of our dream vacations of all things.

I always dreamed of going on an Alaskan cruise, whereas she always dreamed of sleeping with my best friend.

In the spirit of compromise I surprised her by suggesting we try both.

The biggest surprise, though, was that we each enjoyed the other's suggestion more.

What do you call a stoner from Alaska?

A baked Alaskan.

What do you call an Alaskan prostitute?

A snowblower.

What do Alaskans say when they meditate?

NOOOOOOOOOOME

A blonde went to an Alaskan sledding race.

She stood near a brunette as the race began. "There is absolutely *nothing* sexier than a man in a doggy-sled race," she said, biting her lip.

"Iditarod," the brunette corrected her.

The blonde woman scoffed. "So? I've used a cucumber, but this is still hotter."

My Alaskan sled dog was barking but no sound came out...

It turns out he was on Mala-mute

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