Alaska Jokes

Funniest Alaska Short Jokes

Short alaska jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The alaska humour may include short south jokes also.

1. While sailing, I had trouble navigating the waters between Russia and Alaska. I couldn't get my bearings straight.
2. If Mississippi gave Missouri her New Jersey to wear at the fair, what will Delaware? I don't know but Alaska.
3. Someone asked me what the largest state in the US is... ...I told them I don't know but I know a girl who might so Alaska.
4. So I was talking to my Australian friend when I asked him what country his Mother was from "Alaska"
   "Okay well tell me what she says"
5. "Hey man, the 49th state is pretty cute. Do you know if she's single or not?" "I'm not sure, but Alaska."
6. My roommate just told me he tried to walk to Russia from Alaska. He pulled up short because he couldn't get his Bering Strait.
7. What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted
   Thank you Alaska Airlines rep
8. So I heard there's a group of optometrists who founded a colony on an archipelago off the coast of Alaska, but the islands themselves are very weird to look at. They're called the Optical Aleutians.
9. TIL: A thousand years ago, a group of Native Americans tried to cross into Russia from Alaska but failed. They couldn't get their Bering Strait.
10. My mate went to Alaska and fell in love with both a male and female bear... He's Bipolar..

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Alaska One Liners

Which alaska one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with alaska? I can suggest the ones about north and arctic.

1. I wonder what my wife's favourite US state is. Maybe Alaska.
2. If Mississippi wears her New Jersey, what does Delaware? I dunno, Alaska.
3. Ever since my girlfriend moved to Alaska... Shes been cold and distant.
4. Do you know what it's like to be a fish? I don't, but Alaska Salmon.
5. "What's the capital of Alaska?" \- "Juneau".
   \- "No, I don't, that's why I'm asking".
6. What food does an environmentalist hate? Baked Alaska
7. How do Jamaica? I don't know, Alaska
8. If Mississippi went to Missouri for a New Jersey what did Delaware ? Don't know, Alaska
9. How do Russians drive to Alaska? By bearing straight
10. What do you call a nudist beech in Alaska? Frosted tips
11. Why don't hipsters live in Alaska? Everything is cool there already.
12. I don't know which state in the US she is I guess Alaska
13. I dont know what land got sold to the US by Russia but my mum does... Alaska
14. Being a bank guard in Alaska is tough... Everyone wears ski masks
15. What did Delaware? Idaho, Alaska.
    As soon as I finish my Minnesota.

Alaska Bear Jokes

Here is a list of funny alaska bear jokes and even better alaska bear puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• 3 legged bear..... There was a 3 legged bear in the woods, sad as it was he ran into a one legged bear from Alaska - he was the 3 legged bears polar opposite.
• I was hiking in Alaska when I encountered a sleeping family of bears and just had to take a photo. It was a Kodiak moment.

Baked Alaska Jokes

Here is a list of funny baked alaska jokes and even better baked alaska puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• An American and Canadian walk into a bakery The American ordered some Baked Alaska. The Canadian, however, was having Nunavut.
• My girlfriend left me after I said she reminded me of our dessert, a baked Alaska. Fire hot on the outside, but ice cold on the inside. I should have just said sweet.
• What does sarah palin eat when she's high? Baked Alaska

Alaska Native Jokes

Here is a list of funny alaska native jokes and even better alaska native puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him? *"I'm just not that Inuit."*
• Did you hear about the Alaska native that didn't like fish? Yeah, he just wasn't inuit.

Humorous Alaska Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about alaska you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean southeast jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make alaska pranks.