Alask Jokes

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The Best jokes about Alask

An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage.

The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked:

Where were you on the night of October to April?

How do you know an Alaskan girl is enjoying sex?

She's really Inuit.

Alaskan retirement.

Jeff had been in business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress,
he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from
humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and
gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and
quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks
on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.

"Name's Stan, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having
a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at
about 5:00."

"Great", says Jeff, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet
some local folks. Thank you."

As Stan is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you. Be some
drinkin!"

"Not a problem" says Jeff. "After 25 years in the business, I can
drink with the best of 'em."

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n' likely
gonna be some fighting' too."

"Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right and, if not, I can
handle myself pretty well .....I'll be there. Thanks again."

"More'n likely be some wild sex, too,"

"Now that's really not a problem" says Jeff, warming to the idea.
"I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the
way, what should I wear?"

"Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us."

What does an Alaskan accountant and sociopath have in common?

They're both cold and calculating.

Alaskan said to Texan: Stop bragging....

...about how big your state is, or we'll divide Alaska in half and make you the third largest state.


What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

*"I'm just not that Inuit."*

Alaska doesn't exist

It was all an aleutian.

Why did the Alaskans start listening to Native American folk music?

No one really knows, they're just really Inuit.

I tried Alaskan food once.

But I wasn't that Inuit.

This is the Alaska State Police.

Where were you during the night of November 14th to February 12th?

What do Alaskans say when they meditate?

NOOOOOOOOOOME


Alaska legalized Marijuana...

It seems as if the national food for all Marijuana enthusiasts will become the Baked Alaska.

How do you get an Alaskan flat tire?

When the husky falls over

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