The Best 16 Alask Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Alask jokes. There are some alask national jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 Funniest Alask Jokes and Puns
An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage.
The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked:
Where were you on the night of October to April?
Why did the Alaskan man name his dog Frost?
Because Frost bites.
How do you know an Alaskan girl is enjoying sex?
She's really Inuit.
What does an Alaskan accountant and sociopath have in common?
They're both cold and calculating.
My Alaskan sled dog was barking but no sound came out...
It turns out he was on Mala-mute
Alaskan said to Texan: Stop bragging....
...about how big your state is, or we'll divide Alaska in half and make you the third largest state.
What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?
*"I'm just not that Inuit."*
Alaska doesn't exist
It was all an aleutian.
Why did the Alaskans start listening to Native American folk music?
No one really knows, they're just really Inuit.
I tried Alaskan food once.
But I wasn't that Inuit.
This is the Alaska State Police.
Where were you during the night of November 14th to February 12th?
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What do Alaskans say when they meditate?
NOOOOOOOOOOME
How do you get an Alaskan flat tire?
When the husky falls over
Alaskan Eye Doctor
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island... but it turned out to be an optical aleutian.
An Alaskan and a Swiss went to Russia...
They visited Moosecow.
Alaska legalized Marijuana...
It seems as if the national food for all Marijuana enthusiasts will become the Baked Alaska.
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