Following is our collection of funny Alarm Clock jokes. There are some alarm clock jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alarm clock puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
You get mad at me when I work....You get mad at me when I don't work.
Sincerely,
Confused alarm clock.
Sources say that the teachers were alarmed.
So he could wake up inside.
I love you, alarm clock.
It not only tells you the time, it reminds you what year it is, too.
He's in for a rude awakening.
That ought to wake people up.
I have recently changed the sound of my alarm clock to "Justin Bieber - Baby". Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day, so I don't have to listen to it.
Set her voice as your alarm-clock ringtone.
It was a total snooze-fest
Comes in handy once a day
You can explore alarm clock reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean alarm clock dad jokes. There are also alarm clock puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
The alarm clock
She's in for a rude awakening.
She's in for a rude awakening.
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in.
Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
That would be truly alarming.
But now I'm starting to think I got a gay rooster. Instead of saying "cock-a-doodle-doo" in the morning, he says "any-cockle-doo"
I was Clock-Blocked
I have multiple lamps and alarm clocks, I need at least two night stands.
You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...
I heard a rumour that a man in town is selling a fake bedside-clock.
It's a false alarm.
She's in for a rude awakening.
Clock blocked
What an alarming situation.
It just went off on me
Throw out your alarm clock.
The rumble strips.
Checked the time on my cell phone, it was 4:04. Made sense.
Because of The Force Awakens.
every time I wake up I get to smash you
You'll be able to trade them in for a alarm clock and job application.
A toddler
I think it would be truly alarming.
Needless to say, I haven't slept in weeks.
I told them that Russia hacked my alarm clock and now I still have a job for the next two years while my boss
appoints a special investigation to look into it :)
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the alarm clock jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working alarm clock piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.