Amusing & Witty Alarm Clock Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
Dear Humans,
You get mad at me when I work....You get mad at me when I don't work.
Sincerely,
Confused alarm clock.
Did you guys hear about the kid getting arrested for bringing a clock to school?
Sources say that the teachers were alarmed.
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
You're the only reason I get out of bed in the morning. I only go to work and become a better person because of you. You make me workout on weekends and get in shape. And I try to turn you on every night.
I love you, alarm clock.
I invented a SJW alarm clock.
It not only tells you the time, it reminds you what year it is, too.
For his birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that swears at him instead of beeping.
He's in for a rude awakening.
I'm inventing an alarm clock. When it goes off, it shouts, "9-11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!"
That ought to wake people up.
Justin Bieber....
I have recently changed the sound of my alarm clock to "Justin Bieber - Baby". Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day, so I don't have to listen to it.
How to fall out of love with an ex-girlfriend?
Set her voice as your alarm-clock ringtone.
I just got back from the annual alarm clock convention, and I'm never going again
It was a total snooze-fest
A teenage boy is like an alarm clock
Comes in handy once a day
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What's the only thing that can ruin your perfect relationship with your crush?
The alarm clock
For her birthday, the only gift I got my wife is an alarm clock that swears at her instead of beeping.
She's in for a rude awakening.
"Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm turning into a bedside clock!"
"That's alarming!"
For her birthday, I got my wife an alarm clock that swears at her instead of ringing.
She's in for a rude awakening.
How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in.
Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
Imagine if clocks would hit you back in the morning.
That would be truly alarming.
I was sick of my alarm clock so I bought a rooster...
But now I'm starting to think I got a gay rooster. Instead of saying "cock-a-doodle-doo" in the morning, he says "any-cockle-doo"
The alarm went off when I was trying to have sex...
I was Clock-Blocked
I'm tired of this one night stand mentality in college...
I have multiple lamps and alarm clocks, I need at least two night stands.
What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?
You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...
Rumour...
I heard a rumour that a man in town is selling a fake bedside-clock.
It's a false alarm.
I bought my wife a alarm clock which abuses you instead of ringing bells.
She's in for a rude awakening.
What do you call an alarm that's been muted?
Clock blocked
This is a conspiracy by Big Alarm Clock
wake up people
I fail everyday to reach for work on time in the morning. I end up sleeping right through the buzzing clock.
What an alarming situation.
My alarm clock isn't in a good mood...
It just went off on me
Try this one trick to last longer in bed!
Throw out your alarm clock.
What is the worst kind of alarm clock?
The rumble strips.
Got up in the middle of the night, and couldn't find my alarm clock
Checked the time on my cell phone, it was 4:04. Made sense.
Why do Jedi hate alarm clocks?
Because of The Force Awakens.
I put your name on my alarm clock...
every time I wake up I get to smash you
Have you heard about Trumps revision of Obama phones?
You'll be able to trade them in for a alarm clock and job application.
What do you call an alarm clock that doesn't have a snooze button?
A toddler
Imagine if you would hit the clock in the morning and the clock would hit you right back.
I think it would be truly alarming.
