Alan Turing Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Alan Turing jokes. There are some alan turing jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alan turing puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Delightful Fun Alan Turing Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

Everyone knows Alan Turing who cracked Enigma codes.

But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues during that time.

Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes

But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks

What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

What do Alan Turing and a well-mixed solution have in common?

They're both homo-genius.

What is the speciality of Alan Turing?

He was homogeneous

What did Alan Turing call his cat?

A purring machine.

How would you describe Alan Turing in one word?


What do Princes Diana and Alan Turing have in common?

A halting problem.

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