The Best 4 Alan Rickman Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Alan Rickman jokes. There are some alan rickman peter serafinowicz jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alan rickman joss puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Alan Rickman Jokes and Puns

What did Alan Rickman say when he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Do you mind if I Slytherin?

The curse of being 69 years old.

David Bowie was 69 years old.
Alan Rickman was 69 years old.
Donald Trump is 69 years old.

Coincidence? I think not!

It's actually pretty convenient the Alan Rickman died so soon after David Bowie.

You can just move your lightning bolt up a few inches for the funeral and fit right in.

Alan Rickman's grave was prepared many days ago...

... They've just been waiting for him to slither-in.

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