Alan Rickman Jokes

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Funniest Alan Rickman Short Jokes

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  1. What did Alan Rickman say when he stood over David Bowie's grave? Do you mind if I Slytherin?
  2. The curse of being 69 years old. David Bowie was 69 years old.
    Alan Rickman was 69 years old.
    Donald Trump is 69 years old.
    Coincidence? I think not!
  3. Alan Rickman's grave was prepared many days ago... ... They've just been waiting for him to slither-in.
  4. It's actually pretty convenient the Alan Rickman died so soon after David Bowie. You can just move your lightning bolt up a few inches for the f**... and fit right in.

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Alan Rickman One Liners

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  1. What do Alan Rickman and David Bowie have in common? They have both died recently.
  2. I found Alan Rickman in the grocery store yesterday... Jk
  3. Have you seen Alan Rickman's newest movie? He's billed as Alan Rickgamortis
  4. Alan Rickman dies at the age of 69 That sure was a long fall
  5. What comes after 69? Neither Alan Rickman nor David Bowie
  6. Alan Rickman has passed away. He was going through a bad spell.
  7. Alan Rickman's Obituary Please turn to Page 394.
  8. Cancer killing Alan Rickman was my second guess. First guess was Voldemort.
  9. What did Snape say at Alan Rickmans f**...? Nothing.

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