Fun-Filled Alan Rickman Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What did Alan Rickman say when he stood over David Bowie's grave?
Do you mind if I Slytherin?
The curse of being 69 years old.
David Bowie was 69 years old.
Alan Rickman was 69 years old.
Donald Trump is 69 years old.
Coincidence? I think not!
It's actually pretty convenient the Alan Rickman died so soon after David Bowie.
You can just move your lightning bolt up a few inches for the funeral and fit right in.
Alan Rickman's grave was prepared many days ago...
... They've just been waiting for him to slither-in.