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"Because your mum loves easter and it's an anagram of easter !"
"Thanks dad !"
"No problem Alan"
...so he returned home, along with his boyfriend.
They're both homo-genius.
...and says: I'd like a job please . The hardware store owner says: We don't hire talking dogs, why don't you go join the circus? The dog replies: What would the circus want with a plumber .
-Steven Alan Green
I guess I'm an Alan Turist.
He was homogeneous
Do you mind if I Slytherin?
You can just move your lightning bolt up a few inches for the funeral and fit right in.
David Bowie was 69 years old.
Alan Rickman was 69 years old.
Donald Trump is 69 years old.
Coincidence? I think not!
He encrypted it
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Now that Alan Thicke is gone.
Betty White!
... are smarter than the high school graduates. At least the bombs can find Iraq on the maps.
(quote by
Alan Whitney Brown of SNL fame)
Aye matey!
name things that ended with tor that eat things.
The first little boy said, Alligator.
Very good James, that's a big word.
The second boy said, Predator.
Yes, that's another big word Alan. Very well done.
Little Johnny says, Vibrator.
After nearly falling off her chair, she says, That is a big word Johnny, but it doesn't eat anything.
Well my mother has one and she says it eats frickin' batteries like there's no tomorrow!
MASH
I learned this on a price comparison site.
Dad : Cause your mom and I love Easter, it's an anagram
Son : Oh wow that's pretty cool
Dad : I know Alan
Mom, why is my sister's name Cameron?"
"Well, son, your father loves romance, and Cameron is an anagram of romance. So we called her Cameron."
"Oh, that makes sense. Thanks, Mom!"
"No problem, Alan."
Is a jagged little pill to swallow....
Dad: She's named after something your mother loves, Easter! It's an anagram.
Son: Thanks dad.
Dad: No problem Alan.
It's a tossup between the alan parsons PROJECT and GENESIS.
A purring machine.
Alan
Greg and Alan start eating their fresh kill, Greg starts at the head and Alan starts at the feet.
About 15 minutes into dinner Greg, eating the head still, asks the Alan how he is doing
Alan replies "I'm having a ball Greg."
Greg says "slow down your eating too fast."
Dad: because your mother loves Easter, it's an anagram.
Son: oh, okay thanks
Dad: your welcome Alan.
Alan.
Son: Dad, why is my sister's name "Amy"?
Dad: Because its an anagram for "May", the favorite month of your mother.
Son: Thanks for the help ,dad.
Dad: No problem, Alan.
A. Well, son, "Teresa" is an anagram of "Easter", and Easter is your mother's favorite holiday. Why do you ask, Alan?
Happy Easter, everyone.
Bar tender asks what can I get you tools?
Homogenous
Mom: Because Teresa is an Anagram of Easter and we love Easter!
Son: Oh I see. Thanks mom!
Mom: My pleasure Alan.
Alan Tu-dyk...
(*bah-dum-tish*)
"Dad," he asks, "why is my sister named Teresa?"
"Well son," replies his father, "your mother loves Easter, and I'm a fan of anagrams, so we combined both."
"Aw, that's really nice, thanks dad."
"No problem, Alan."
Where are you now
"I disagree with that," says Alan, known on Xbox Live as SpunkMonkey2000
"Dad, why is my sister Teresa called Teresa?"
"Well, son, your mum loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter and so we named her Teresa"
"Thanks, Dad."
"No problem, Alan"
You otter know.
He loves Alan
Well it's an anagram for Easter which your mother loves dearly.
Thanks for clarifying Dad.
No problem, Alan.
Alan Key
You're Fayed!
Son : Dad, why is my sister named Teresa?
Dad: Because your mom loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram for Easter.
Son: Thanks for the explanation Dad!
Dad: You are welcome, Alan!
'A carrot'
Re: Alan Davies.
"Because your mother loves romance and it's an anagram."
"Thanks dad."
"Sure thing Alan."
"Well son, you see Easter is your mum's favourite thing and it's an anagram. Why do you ask Alan?"
"Dad. Why is my sister called Teresa?"
"Well, son. Your mother loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter."
"Oh, I see! Thanks, Dad!"
"No problem, Alan!"
"Because Teresa is an anagram of Easter, and your mother really loves Easter."
"Thanks, dad."
"No worries, Alan."
But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues during that time.
Well son, your mum really really loves Easter, and Teresa is an anagram of Easter
Thanks Dad
You're welcome Alan
But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks
Also, how do I turn off predictive text?
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