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"Hey dad why is my sister called Teresa ?"

"Because your mum loves easter and it's an anagram of easter !"

"Thanks dad !"

"No problem Alan"

What do Alan Turing and a well-mixed solution have in common?

They're both h**...-genius.

A dog goes into a hardware store...

...and says: I'd like a job please . The hardware store owner says: We don't hire talking dogs, why don't you go join the circus? The dog replies: What would the circus want with a plumber .

-Steven Alan Green

I'm on holiday visiting the math dept. at Univ. of Manchester, England.

I guess I'm an Alan Turist.

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What is the speciality of Alan Turing?

He was homogeneous

Alan Rickman's grave was prepared many days ago...

... They've just been waiting for him to slither-in.

What did Alan Rickman say when he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Do you mind if I Slytherin?

Alan joke, What did Alan Rickman say when he stood over David Bowie's grave?

What did the f**... director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

You have to wonder about a country where the bombs

... are smarter than the high school graduates. At least the bombs can find Iraq on the maps.

(quote by
Alan Whitney Brown of SNL fame)

Vincent Price was taller than Katie Price, and heavier than Alan Price

I learned this on a price comparison site.

Son : Why's my sister called Teresa?

Dad : Cause your mom and I love Easter, it's an anagram

Son : Oh wow that's pretty cool

Dad : I know Alan

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A son ask his mother and his aunt Lana about his sister's name

Mom, why is my sister's name Cameron?"

"Well, son, your father loves romance, and Cameron is an anagram of romance. So we called her Cameron."

"Oh, that makes sense. Thanks, Mom!"

"No problem, Alan."

Son: Dad, why is my sister named Teresa?

Dad: She's named after something your mother loves, Easter! It's an anagram.

Son: Thanks dad.

Dad: No problem Alan.

What are Captain Kirk's least favorite 1970's prog-rock bands?

It's a tossup between the alan parsons PROJECT and GENESIS.

What did Alan Turing call his cat?

A purring machine.

What do dyslexic g**... love?


Alan joke, What do dyslexic g**... love?

2 cannibals Greg and Alan

Greg and Alan start eating their fresh kill, Greg starts at the head and Alan starts at the feet.

About 15 minutes into dinner Greg, eating the head still, asks the Alan how he is doing

Alan replies "I'm having a ball Greg."

Greg says "slow down your eating too fast."

Dad, why did you name my sister Teresa?

Dad: because your mother loves Easter, it's an anagram.
Son: oh, okay thanks
Dad: your welcome Alan.

What does a dyslexic gay guy love most?


Son:Dad, why is my sister's name "Amy"?

Son: Dad, why is my sister's name "Amy"?
Dad: Because its an anagram for "May", the favorite month of your mother.
Son: Thanks for the help ,dad.
Dad: No problem, Alan.

Q. Dad, why did you name my sister "Teresa"?

A. Well, son, "Teresa" is an anagram of "Easter", and Easter is your mother's favorite holiday. Why do you ask, Alan?

Happy Easter, everyone.

Alan and Philip sit down at the bar

Bar tender asks what can I get you tools?

How would you describe Alan Turing in one word?


Son: Mom, why is my sister called Teresa?

Mom: Because Teresa is an Anagram of Easter and we love Easter!

Son: Oh I see. Thanks mom!

Mom: My pleasure Alan.

Do you know what's better than Alan one-d**...?

Alan Tu-dyk...


A boy is talking to his father

"Dad," he asks, "why is my sister named Teresa?"
"Well son," replies his father, "your mother loves Easter, and I'm a fan of anagrams, so we combined both."
"Aw, that's really nice, thanks dad."
"No problem, Alan."

Alan joke, A boy is talking to his father

Alan Walker was already a millionaire when he was 19

Where are you now

"Video games bring out the worst in our children," states politician.

"I disagree with that," says Alan, known on Xbox Live as SpunkMonkey2000


"Dad, why is my sister Teresa called Teresa?"

"Well, son, your mum loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter and so we named her Teresa"

"Thanks, Dad."

"No problem, Alan"

What's Alanis Morissette's favorite animal?

You otter know.

Did you hear about the gay dyslexic?

He loves Alan

son: How did you choose the name Teresa for my sister?

Well it's an anagram for Easter which your mother loves dearly.

Thanks for clarifying Dad.

No problem, Alan.

If I were a radio host

And now a song for my dear friend Alan that is sitting on his couch m**... furiously.

This is Michael Jackson's Β«Beat ITΒ»


Son : Dad, why is my sister named Teresa?

Dad: Because your mom loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram for Easter.

Son: Thanks for the explanation Dad!

Dad: You are welcome, Alan!

What us orange and sounds like a parrot?

'A carrot'

Re: Alan Davies.

"Dad, why's my brother named Cameron?"

"Because your mother loves romance and it's an anagram."

"Thanks dad."

"Sure thing Alan."

A boy runs up to his dad and says "Why did you call my sister Teresa?"

"Well son, you see Easter is your mum's favourite thing and it's an anagram. Why do you ask Alan?"

A little boy asks his Dad.....

"Dad. Why is my sister called Teresa?"

"Well, son. Your mother loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter."

"Oh, I see! Thanks, Dad!"

"No problem, Alan!"

"Hey dad, why did you name my sister Teresa?"

"Because Teresa is an anagram of Easter, and your mother really loves Easter."

"Thanks, dad."

"No worries, Alan."

Everyone knows Alan Turing who cracked Enigma codes.

But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues during that time.

Dad, why is my sister called Teresa?

Well son, your mum really really loves Easter, and Teresa is an anagram of Easter

Thanks Dad

You're welcome Alan

Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes

But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks

Help! My husband keeps pressuring me to try Alan.

Also, how do I turn off predictive text?

Me: Why is my sister's name Teresa?

Dad: because your mom loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram for Easter.

Me: Thanks, dad.

Dad: no problem, Alan.

Son: Why is my sister called Teresa?

Father: Because your mother loves Easter. It's an anagram.

Son: Oh right, thanks Dad

Father: No problem, Alan

Mum loves Easter

Dad why is my baby sister called Teresa?
Well son it's an anagram of Easter, and we know how much your mum loves Easter.
Gee thanks dad.
Your welcome Alan

My mom always wanted to name her kids with the 4 same letters. There's my two sisters Lana and Nala, and then there's me...


A boy asked his father "Why is my sister named Theresa?" "Because your mother loves Easter and Theresa is an anagram." "Thanks dad."

"Your welcome Alan."

My parents named me and my sister after anagrams of things they love most...

So my sister is Teresa because they love Easter, still not worked out why I'm called Alan.

Hey dad, why is my sisters name Teresa?

Your mother named her after her love for Easter, and when you rearrange the letters you get Easter.

Alright, thanks dad..

No problem Alan!

Son: Why is my sister called Teresa?

**Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram**

**Son: Thanks dad**

**Dad: No problem Alan**

What's the most underrated joke you've heard in a movie?

Mine is from The Hangover:

Alan: I can't afford to lose somebody close to me again, it hurts too much. I was so upset when my grandpa died.

Phil: How'd he die?

Alan: World War II.

Phil: Died in battle?

Alan: No, he was skiing in Vermont, it was just during World War II.

Did Alanis Morissette ever get her cross-eyed-bear back?

You oughtta know it really wasn't fair to deny her of the cross-eyed-bear that you gave to her.

A White Horse Walks Into a Bar

A white horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we've got a cocktail named after you!". "What?", says the horse, "Steve?".

\-heard from Alan Davies on Q.I.

Why was Alan Turing fired from the department store?

He was unable to compute whether or not any given top was a halter top.

Son: why is my sister called Teresa?

Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram

Son: Thanks dad

Dad: No problem Alan

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