Alan Jokes

Funniest Alan Short Jokes

Short alan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The alan humour may include short alan rickman jokes also.

1. Everyone knows Alan Turing who cracked Enigma codes. But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues during that time.
2. Son: why is my sister called Teresa? Dad: Coz your mum loves easter - it's an anagram
   Son: Thanks dad
   Dad: No problem Alan
3. A White Horse Walks Into a Bar A white horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we've got a cocktail named after you!". "What?", says the horse, "Steve?".
   \-heard from Alan Davies on Q.I.
4. "Dad, why's my brother named Cameron?" "Because your mother loves romance and it's an anagram."
   "Thanks dad."
   "Sure thing Alan."
5. Vincent Price was taller than Katie Price, and heavier than Alan Price I learned this on a price comparison site.
6. My mom always wanted to name her kids with the 4 same letters. There's my two sisters Lana and Nala, and then there's me... Alan.
7. What did Alan Rickman say when he stood over David Bowie's grave? Do you mind if I Slytherin?
8. Why was Alan Turing fired from the department store? He was unable to compute whether or not any given top was a halter top.
9. I'm on holiday visiting the math dept. at Univ. of Manchester, England. I guess I'm an Alan Turist.
10. You have to wonder about a country where the bombs ... are smarter than the high school graduates. At least the bombs can find Iraq on the maps.
    (quote by
    Alan Whitney Brown of SNL fame)

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Alan One Liners

Which alan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with alan? I can suggest the ones about cove and martin.

1. What does a dyslexic gay guy love most? Alan.
2. Alan and Philip sit down at the bar Bar tender asks what can I get you tools?
3. What is the speciality of Alan Turing? He was homogeneous
4. Alan Walker was already a millionaire when he was 19 Where are you now
5. What did Alan Turing call his cat? A purring machine.
6. What us orange and sounds like a parrot? 'A carrot'
   Re: Alan Davies.
7. How would you describe Alan Turing in one word? Homogenous
8. What do Princes Diana and Alan Turing have in common? A halting problem.
9. What did Alan Sugar say to the old owner of Harrods?? You're Fayed!
10. Who is the most useful man? Alan Key
11. What do you get when you put Alan Alda in a Jaws film? MASH
12. What will Steve the Pirate (Alan Tudyk) say 34 years from today? Aye matey!
13. What do Florence Henderson and Alan Thicke want for Christmas? Betty White!
14. Kirk Cameron is left behind. Now that Alan Thicke is gone.
15. If Alan Turing was milk what would he be? Homogeneous.

Alan Rickman Jokes

Here is a list of funny alan rickman jokes and even better alan rickman puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The curse of being 69 years old. David Bowie was 69 years old.
  Alan Rickman was 69 years old.
  Donald Trump is 69 years old.
  Coincidence? I think not!
• Alan Rickman's grave was prepared many days ago... ... They've just been waiting for him to slither-in.
• What do Alan Rickman and David Bowie have in common? They have both died recently.
• I found Alan Rickman in the grocery store yesterday... Jk
• Have you seen Alan Rickman's newest movie? He's billed as Alan Rickgamortis
• Alan Rickman dies at the age of 69 That sure was a long fall
• What comes after 69? Neither Alan Rickman nor David Bowie
• Alan Rickman has passed away. He was going through a bad spell.
• Alan Rickman's Obituary Please turn to Page 394.
• Cancer killing Alan Rickman was my second guess. First guess was Voldemort.

Alan Turing Jokes

Here is a list of funny alan turing jokes and even better alan turing puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is Alan Turing's favorite type of equation? Homogenius

Cheeky Alan Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about alan you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blur jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make alan pranks.