The Best 21 Alamo Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Alamo Jokes and Puns

This one's mainly for Mexicans and Texans.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

"Davey.... are we pouring concrete today??"

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

I couldn't recall where I had rented my car from...

...but then I remembered the Alamo

Alamo joke, I couldn't recall where I had rented my car from...

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

Why were there only 3 thousand Mexicans at the Alamo

They could only find three minivans


Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Inside the Alamo, Davy Crockett got up from his cot, walked across the dusty dirt floor to the ladder, and climbed to the roof. There, he found Sam Houston and Jim Bowie staring off in the distance...

...as over the hills rode straight toward them a thousand Mexicans. Davy thought for a moment and then said, "Guys...are we laying concrete today?"

Alamo joke, Inside the Alamo, Davy Crockett got up from his cot, walked across the dusty dirt floor to the ladde

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

What did Davey Crocket say at the Alamo?

"Where'd all the roofers come from?"

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A joke that is mildly racist

How.come there were only 1800 Mexicans at the Alamo?

Because they only had two pickup trucks

Senator John McCain is Pro-Mexican Deportation and Pro-Trump Wall.

He hates the Mexicans because of what they did to him and his men at the Alamo.

A Brit, Mexican, and a Texan are all on a carrier plane heading towards battle.

A Brit, Mexican, and a Texan are all on a carrier plane heading towards battle. The pilot over coms says

"There is to much wait on the plane, someone will have to jump off"

The Brit then goes to the exit of the plane and says,
"For the Queen!"
He then jumps off.

The pilot says
"We are still to heavy, one more person has to jump off"

So the Texan screams "REMEMBER THE ALAMO!"
Then trows the Mexican off.

9/11 was too main-stream for hippies

That's why they never forget the Alamo.

I just visited The Alamo.

It was a fine trip, but forgettable.

Alamo joke, I just visited The Alamo.

Why were there only 7,500 Mexican's at the Alamo?

They only had four trucks

Why did the Mexican . . .

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

- For Hispanic attacks

Why did the Mexican Army invade the Alamo with only 5,000 troops?

- Because they only had two vans

Why did the Mexican train driver kill all his passengers?

- No one knows! He must have had a locomotive

Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?

- Tequila

Remember the Alamo!

If you need to rent a car


There was a...

...Englishman, a Frenchman, an Indian, a Mexican, and a Texan in the Airborne. The Englishman yells, Long live the Queen! and jumps out. The Frenchman yells, Viva la France! and jumps out. The Indian yells, Geronimo! and jumps out. The Texan then yells, Remember the Alamo! and pushes the Mexican out.

As we begin the holiday season, remember...

The Alamo

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