Alamo Jokes
40 alamo jokes and hilarious alamo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about alamo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This collection of jokes about the Alamo will make you laugh and remember the famous battle of the 1836 siege. From humorous references to Davy Crockett's coonskin cap to the modern-day Vans shoe, these jokes feature figures like Davy Bowie and Daniel Boone. Enjoy these fun remembrances of the Alamo with family and friends!
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Funniest Alamo Short Jokes
Short alamo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The alamo humour may include short vans jokes also.
- Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers? they only had one pickup
- A joke that is mildly racist How.come there were only 1800 Mexicans at the Alamo?
Because they only had two pickup trucks - This one's mainly for Mexicans and Texans. What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?
"Davey.... are we pouring concrete today??" - Senator John McCain is Pro-Mexican Deportation and Pro-Trump Wall. He hates the Mexicans because of what they did to him and his men at the Alamo.
- Why were there only 3 thousand Mexicans at the Alamo They could only find three minivans
- As we begin the holiday season, remember... The Alamo
- Q: Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo?
A: Because they only had 4 trucks. - Why did the Mexicans keep going back to the Alamo? The Texans kept beating them off.
- A started a blog about ADHD... ...it's going to have recipes and I went to the Alamo.
- What does the Alamo have for dinner? Left-over Mexican
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Alamo One Liners
Which alamo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with alamo? I can suggest the ones about remember the alamo and .
- Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? They only had 2 vans
- Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? They only had 2 trucks
- Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo? They only had 4 cars.
- How does Davey Crockett take his pie? Alamo'ed
- I couldn't recall where I had rented my car from... ...but then I remembered the Alamo
- Why were there only 7,500 Mexican's at the Alamo? They only had four trucks
- Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo? They only had two cars.
- How does Davy Crockett like his pie? Alamo'd
- How does Davy Crockett prefer his pie? Alamo'd
- What did Davey Crocket say at the Alamo? "Where'd all the roofers come from?"
- What's a Texan's favorite dessert? Pie Alamo-de.
- Remember the Alamo! If you need to rent a car
- I just visited The Alamo. It was a fine trip, but forgettable.
- 9/11 was too main-stream for hippies That's why they never forget the Alamo.
- Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo? They only had two vans
Amusing Alamo Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about alamo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make alamo pranks.
Over the weekend we took a daddy daughter trip to San Antonio.
While there we visited the Alamo. As we were leaving she turns to me and says I'm so glad we came…. I almost forgot all about it!
It took me a second to get it. The battle cry of those Texas boys was remember the Alamo .
I couldn't be prouder!
A Brit, Mexican, and a Texan are all on a carrier plane heading towards battle.
A Brit, Mexican, and a Texan are all on a carrier plane heading towards battle. The pilot over coms says
"There is to much wait on the plane, someone will have to jump off"
The Brit then goes to the exit of the plane and says,
"For the Queen!"
He then jumps off.
The pilot says
"We are still to heavy, one more person has to jump off"
So the Texan screams "REMEMBER THE ALAMO!"
Then trows the Mexican off.
There was a...
...Englishman, a Frenchman, an Indian, a Mexican, and a Texan in the Airborne. The Englishman yells, Long live the Queen! and jumps out. The Frenchman yells, Viva la France! and jumps out. The Indian yells, Geronimo! and jumps out. The Texan then yells, Remember the Alamo! and pushes the Mexican out.
Why did the Mexican . . .
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
- For Hispanic attacks
Why did the Mexican Army invade the Alamo with only 5,000 troops?
- Because they only had two vans
Why did the Mexican train driver kill all his passengers?
- No one knows! He must have had a locomotive
Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?
- Tequila
Inside the Alamo, Davy Crockett got up from his cot, walked across the dusty dirt floor to the ladder, and climbed to the roof. There, he found Sam Houston and Jim Bowie staring off in the distance...
...as over the hills rode straight toward them a thousand Mexicans. Davy thought for a moment and then said, "Guys...are we laying concrete today?"
