Aladdin Lamp Jokes

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So, Will Smith is playing the genie from Aladdin, well then

West Philadelphia born and raised, in a genie lamp is where I spend most of my days. Chillin out back and relaxing all cool til Aladdin showed up with little Abu then a couple of guys who were up to no good..Jafar started taking over my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my master got scared he said if you mingle with the street rats don't come back near here.

A husband comes home one day and tells his wife he found Aladdin's lamp...

Wife: Oh my god, you're SO LUCKY! What did you wish for darling?
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times.
Wife: Awww, you're so sweet baby! And did it work?
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.

very today ;)

One day a woman found Aladdin's lamp, she rubbed it and Genie jumped out and asked her for a wish
- I wish my husband loved me like nothing else, I wish he looked at me as first thing in the morning, I wish he spent all his time with me, I wish he touched me a lot and was always by my side
And Genie turned the woman into a smartphone

Actress: I want to be in the Aladdin remake.

Harvey Weinstein: All you have to do is rub my lamp.

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

Aladdin's lamp

Husband: I found Aladdin's lamp today. Wife: Wow! What did you ask? Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times. Wife: Aww. Love you dear. Did he do it? Husband: He said multiplication doesnt apply to zero.

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